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‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’ Really Was Just ‘Terminator 2′

Bryan Singer is apparently going to be a father via surrogate, but because I’ve seen enough Hollywood awful that I don’t even want to think about what’ll happen if that kid is a boy (“I do!” Shut up, Stephen Collins.), here’s the Honest Trailer for X-Men: Days of Future Past which does a way more…

The Superficial | October 22, 2014 - 12:49 pm

And Now James McAvoy & Michael Fassbender Doing Impressions of Patrick Stewart & Ian McKellen

“Am I portraying your giant penis right, Samwise Gamgee?”

At this stage in the Internet’s evolution, it’s now fueled by exactly three things: Porn, cat photos, and whatever Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen are doing at any given moment. In fact, given enough time I can see them overtaking cat photos if not…

The Superficial | May 30, 2014 - 10:32 am

Deveining Brett Ratner: A Review of ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’

In the past eight hours since I left the theater, I’ve put way too much thought into X-Men: Days of Future Past which is something you never, ever want to do with an X-Men movie because, holy shit, do these things fall apart under the slightest bit of scrutiny. As for what I’ve been thinking…

The Superficial | May 23, 2014 - 10:09 pm

Ellen Page Really Knows How To Make Bryan Singer Sound Innocent

In a new profile for The Hollywood Reporter, Ellen Page opens up about her decision to come out of the closet and reinventing her acting career after spending the past few years battling depression. She also inexplicably – and candidly – answers a question about the Bryan Singer rape accusations instead of letting a publicist…

The Superficial | May 12, 2014 - 2:06 pm

Jennifer Lawrence Won The ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’ Premiere

While X-Men: First Class was probably the best of the franchise (so far), almost every single line Jennifer Lawrence said was god fucking awful. However, after seeing literally everything else she’s been in, it became pretty evident that it was either the script or the director’s fault who may or may not have been preoccupied…

The Superficial | May 12, 2014 - 10:25 am

Bryan Singer Accused of Raping, Drugging Teen Boy

Poor little lad in his velvet coat. So innocent, so naive.

Just some background, in 1997, director Bryan Singer was accused, but unsuccessfully sued, by two 14-year-old extras of being filmed naked during a shower scene in Apt Pupil that was more for Bryan Singer than the movie, if you know what I…

The Superficial | April 17, 2014 - 8:55 am

Holy Shit, The ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’ Final Trailer And Other News

- Sean Penn is going to try and tie down Charlize Theron. [Lainey Gossip]

– The Human Ken Doll has a human penis. You can sleep at night now. [Dlisted]

- Keep Very Quiet, We Don’t Wanna Scare Off The Downblouse [theCHIVE]

- Kylie Jenner is doomed. [Fishwrapper]

The Superficial | April 16, 2014 - 9:20 am

‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’ Has A New Trailer And It Is Much Better

Here’s the official second trailer for X-Men: Days of Future Past which mops the floor with whatever the hell was going on in the first one simply by not making the movie look like it’s about two Shakespearean actors wearing leather inside a laser tag. Which don’t get me wrong, that’s entirely what it’s about,…

The Superficial | March 24, 2014 - 7:55 am

‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past’ Has A Trailer

Here’s the official trailer for X-Men: Days of Future Past, the sequel to the surprisingly good, X-Men: First Class. Except this time around, you get all the X-Men you recognize but in generic future outfits on horrible looking sets with way too much eye makeup yet somehow not nearly enough Wolvie whitewalls which should’ve been…

The Superficial | October 29, 2013 - 9:45 am

Halle Berry Confirms Her Breasts Will Be In ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’

Despite not getting along with Bryan Singer at all during X2 and openly hating how under-used her character was, Halle Berry suddenly loves the X-Men movies now because she’s agreed to come back as Storm in X-Men: Days of Future Past. Via HuffPo:

She was appearing on “The Tonight Show” where she said…

The Superficial | March 12, 2013 - 12:02 pm

Everyone Shut Up Peter Dinklage Might Be In ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’

UPDATE: And it’s official.

It’s been a while since I’ve written a post about Peter Dinklage which I’d like to say is because I respected his wishes from his Rolling Stone interview where he talks about not wanting his pure, condensed awesome to be a spectacle, but really it’s because he moved to…

The Superficial | February 13, 2013 - 10:59 pm

January Jones Isn’t In ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’

Considering she has a history of sleeping with whoever she works with and Bryan Singer has a history of saying, “Bitch, I know you didn’t try to rub that nasty ho business on my man-pop,” it really shouldn’t be a surprise that January Jones won’t be back as Emma Frost in the X-Men: First Class

The Superficial | January 25, 2013 - 12:54 pm

Hugh Jackman’s in ‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past’ Now

Adding even more credence to the theory that Bryan Singer is just gonna act like no other X-Men movies were made after X2, Hugh Jackman is joining the cast of X-Men: Days Of Future Past alongside Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen which was pretty much obvious to anyone even remotely familiar with the iconic cover

The Superficial | November 29, 2012 - 9:00 am

Bryan Singer’s Directing ‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past’ Now (‘First Class 2′ To People Who Get Laid)

Where the hell has this picture been all my life?

Despite doing a boob-diamondly awesome job with the rushed-to-production X-Men: First Class, director Matthew Vaughn has walked from the sequel, X-Men: Days Of Future Past, Is That Hitting The Spot, Nerds? Yeah, You Like That White-Walled Wolverine Shit, Sluts, which apparently forced Fox…

The Superficial | October 31, 2012 - 2:27 pm