Posts tagged "Wookiee Wallet"

I Already Named Khloe Kardashian’s Camel Toe And It’s A Wookiee Wallet

Yesterday on Instagram, Khloe Kardashian named her camel toe Camille which is some horseshit because I already dubbed it the Wookiee Wallet back in 2010. And, look, I don’t play this card often, or ever because most if not all women regardless of age are stronger than me, but I’m invoking Man Law, and everybody…

The Superficial / January 14, 2015

Khloe Kardashian Is Getting A Divorce

Rumors have been flying around that Khloe Kardashian is filing for divorce from Lamar Odom because he’s banging hundreds of women behind her back. Except now it’s safe to say with absolute certainty that Khloe is getting a divorce because Kris Jenner just told TMZ she isn’t:
“Khloe and Lamar are absolutely not getting divorced.

The Superficial / August 14, 2013

Somebody Swat Khloe On The Nose With A Newspaper, I Can See Her Wookiee Wallet Again

If you couldn’t tell by Lindsay Lohan’s boob falling out of a helicopter or Hayden Panettiere and Kate Beckinsale wearing sexy bikinis, we’re only hitting the hard news today. So here’s Khloe Kardashian flashing her nether-groins which I know is a lot to digest right after a holiday, but sometimes you gotta man up and…

The Superficial / April 1, 2013

There’s Going To Be A ‘Khloe’s Real Dad’ Episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians

We’ve had a lot of laughs about who Khloe Kardashian’s real dad is, but now Kris Jenner’s trying to make a buck off of it, so let’s get down to brass tacks and lower the ratings by all agreeing it’s definitely Kris’ long-time friend/hairstylist Alex Roldan (above). Because if you haven’t seen pics of him

The Superficial / January 24, 2012

♫ Wookiee Wallet in Redddd… ♫

Because there’s been too much religion jibber-jabber, and not enough sexy photos, here’s Khloe Kardashian walking around LA in hot red pants today. Think of these as sweet Sasquatch-labia icing on top of Jesus Christ, what am I writing? Okay, let’s not do that, and how about everyone puts some tape over those words? Because…

The Superficial / May 18, 2011

I Call It ‘The Wookiee Wallet’

wook·iee wal·let [wʊˈkiː ˈwɒlɪt]
noun. – Clothed labial protrusion possessing neither the delicacy of a camel toe nor the majesty of a moose knuckle. Hey, look at the wookiee wallet on Khloe Kardashian. It could pull the ears off a Gundark.
Wookiee wallet.
Photos: Fame, INFdaily

The Superficial / October 29, 2010