Yesterday on Instagram, Khloe Kardashian named her camel toe Camille which is some horseshit because I already dubbed it the Wookiee Wallet back in 2010. And, look, I don’t play this card often, or ever because most if not all women regardless of age are stronger than me, but I’m invoking Man Law, and everybody… More »
We’ve had a lot of laughs about who Khloe Kardashian’s real dad is, but now Kris Jenner’s trying to make a buck off of it, so let’s get down to brass tacks and lower the ratings by all agreeing it’s definitely Kris’ long-time friend/hairstylist Alex Roldan (above). Because if you haven’t seen pics of him… More »
Because there’s been too much religion jibber-jabber, and not enough sexy photos, here’s Khloe Kardashian walking around LA in hot red pants today. Think of these as sweet Sasquatch-labia icing on top of Jesus Christ, what am I writing? Okay, let’s not do that, and how about everyone puts some tape over those words? Because… More »
wook·iee wal·let [wʊˈkiː ˈwɒlɪt]
noun. – Clothed labial protrusion possessing neither the delicacy of a camel toe nor the majesty of a moose knuckle. Hey, look at the wookiee wallet on Khloe Kardashian. It could pull the ears off a Gundark.
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