Posts tagged "Wonder Woman"

Batman V Superman Won Comic-Con

My rundown of Comic-Con 2015 where I declare the new Batman V Superman trailer the winner because I wasn’t there to see Ryan Reynolds talk about horse porn.

The Superficial / July 13, 2015

‘Batman V Superman’ Is Still Just One Movie

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Henry Cavill recently shot down rumors that Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice was getting split into two movies because that was all horseshit except for confirmation that Doomsday will be the final battle. I’ll pause here so you can clean the pee off your Joker sheets from that exciting revelation.

Photo Boy / January 13, 2015

Comic-Con: ‘Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice’

Despite a release date that’s almost two years from now, DC Comics had to have something to show at Comic-Con or Marvel would walk right over them even more than they already are, so Zack Snyder showed up on Saturday and amazingly put up a fight by dropping an official photo of Wonder Woman’s costume

The Superficial / July 28, 2014

Tom Sizemore: ‘Never Listen To Me, I’m On Drugs’

Yesterday, the Internet was regaled by a tale of Bill Clinton banging Elizabeth Hurley as told through the storytelling vessel known as Tom Sizemore. A vessel who’s now under the full weight of two very expensive legal teams and would like to make it clear that he’s a drug addict you should never, ever liste…

The Superficial / February 6, 2014

Gal Gadot Is Officially Wonder Woman

One of the worst kept secrets about Batman Vs. Superman is that it would feature a cameo by Wonder Woman. A Wonder Woman who will not be played by Jaimie Alexander because apparently even her breasts are too big for whatever the hell they’re trying to do here. Variety reports:
Gal Gadot will play Wonder

The Superficial / December 4, 2013

So Jaimie Alexander Might Be Wonder Woman

While promoting Thor: The Dark World at Comikaze over the weekend, Jaimie Alexander made some comments to Forbes that heavily suggest she might be Wonder Woman in Batman Vs. Superman. Also I spent my entire morning writing about Courtney Stodden, so now it’s comic book time, AND YOU’LL LIKE IT:

Then, things got…

The Superficial / November 4, 2013

Gina Carano Banging Superman Again Is A Post With Celebrity Breasts In It

I’m going to be completely honest with you, it’s a fucking wasteland on the celebrity beat right now. Just wait until you see my next post [Update: Right here.] which is the hottest story on the Internet right now and will put things entirely in perspective. In the meantime, here’s a post about Gina Carano

The Superficial / October 10, 2013

It’s Time For Another Wonder Woman Fan-Film

Because people really want a Wonder Woman movie, here’s the latest fan-film by Rainfall Films starring Rileah Vanderbilt as a less Danish Princess Diana and a more stabbing minotaurs in the face one. Of course, all of this might have to do with the rumor that Wonder Woman has a cameo in Batman Vs. Superman

The Superficial / October 1, 2013

WEEKEND NERDIOR: Wait, This Wonder Woman Costume Is For Porn? Edition

What you’re looking at is not the new, surprisingly well-done costume for a standalone Wonder Woman movie or Justice League. It’s for Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody starring Kimberly Kane. That’s right, the porn version of Wonder Woman has a better costume than David E. Kelley’s whatever the fuck and the Danish one

The Superficial / March 30, 2013

Shut Up And Watch Wonder Woman Fight Nazis

According to Deadline, stuntman turned director Jesse V. Johnson slapped together this $3,500 fan trailer starring Danish singer/actress Nina Bergman as Wonder Woman in an effort to showcase his action skills to major studios. Which is way more information than you needed to know about two minutes of Wonder Woman in impossibly short shorts killing…

The Superficial / March 1, 2013

So The ‘Justice League’ Script Got Tossed

For those of you actually expecting a Justice League movie to happen, the current script has reportedly been tossed after nobody would touch the goddamn thing. Also, Warner Bros. is waiting to see how well Man of Steel does this summer, so picking up the Justice League script and going, “Welp, won’t be needing this…&#8221…

The Superficial / February 8, 2013

Ben Affleck’s Not Directing The Justice League

“Alright, Flash, in this shot, Wonder Woman’s going to gently rest her giant Amazon penis on your back.”
“Got it. Wait, what?”
Presumably because his days are filled with finding new and inventive ways to sneak babies into Jennifer Garner’s uterus, Ben Affleck will not be directing a Justice League movie despite reports that Warner…

The Superficial / August 9, 2012

‘Wonder Woman’ Canceled Before We Even Saw Her Underwear

On the bright side, we’ll always have her Cameltoe of Justice. I call that a wash.
The pilot for David E. Kelley’s Wonder Woman was apparently just as bad as it looked in the 800 photos posted online because NBC just passed on the series despite promises of a new costume featuring Adrianne Palicki i…

The Superficial / May 13, 2011

Adrianne Palicki Filming Wonder Woman in Costume

Despite almost universal consensus that, based on the costume alone, Wonder Woman would be canceled after six episodes, production went ahead anyway because here’s Adrianne Palicki filming in Los Angeles last night. And I will say this, the outfit looks much better in action than when it’s presented as one of those Halloween costumes you…

The Superficial / March 30, 2011

They Put Pants on Wonder Woman

Presumably so everyone grasps just how quickly this show is going to be canceled, NBC released the first official image of Adrianne Palicki as Wonder Woman and not a single person has looked at this and said, “Nope. That didn’t come from Walmart.” Not to mention the more pressing matter of THEY PUT F#CKING PANTS…

The Superficial / March 21, 2011

Elizabeth Hurley Should’ve Been Wonder Woman and Other News

- Selena Gomez is a psycho. [Popeater]
- Suri Cruise is daddy’s little girl. [Dlisted]
- Celine Dion will save Las Vegas. [Lainey Gossip]
- Sara Jean Underwood doesn’t need to save anything. [Hollywood Tuna]
– Isn’t this a Chris Brown cover? [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]
- Rihanna admits that most of her clothing is based o…

Photo Boy / March 16, 2011

Adrianne Palicki is Wonder Woman

A few weeks back I incorrectly asserted that David E. Kelley’s Wonder Woman TV show had been shitcanned after reading The Daily Beast’s rundown on the pilot script. Turns out they’re really going to make this thing and yesterday cast Friday Night Lights star Adrianne Palicki (above) to play the Amazon warrior princess woman lady…

The Superficial / February 17, 2011

Megan Fox Should Be Wonder Woman

David E. Kelley, creator of Ally McBeal, The Practice and Boston Legal, is reportedly creating a Wonder Woman show for The CW after attempts by Joss Whedon and others to get a movie made fizzled out because we’re talking about a chesty beast who demands a full hour each week to run around in slow-motion.

The Superficial / October 4, 2010