Fun Fact: This pic is from August. Four months ago August. She’s dead. She died.
In defiance of the laws of physics, Hayden Panettiere gave birth to a baby girl, Kaya Evdokia, last Tuesday, according to PEOPLE, who spoke very little about Hayden’s current state because housewives don’t want to read about a… More »
Her: “WHYYYYYY?! WHY DID I LET YOU DO THIS TO ME?! OH GOD, IT’S CRUSHING MY LIVER! IT’S SIX-WEEKS-OLD HANDS ARE CRUSHING MY LIVER! MIDGETS AND GIANTS AREN’T SUPPOSED TO PROCREATE! I’M SORRY! I’M SORRY, GOD! YOU WERE RIGHT! YOU WERE RIGHT AND WE DEFIED YOUR LAWS! WE DEFIED THEM LIKE FOOLS! WHY CAN’T I… More »
“Hayden, we had sex two days ago.”
“I know. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
Hayden Panettiere’s in the latest issue of Glamour where she opens up about her intense desire to be a mother which I don’t even need to make a snarky comment about because here’s the size of her fiance and here’s… More »
Presumably to make Scotty McKnight feel like he has the smallest penis in the world, Hayden Panettiere not only ran back to Wladimir Klitschko but is now secretly engaged to him, according to Us Weekly:
Hayden Panettiere and boxer Wladimir Klitschko are going the distance during round 2! The Nashville star, who reconciled… More »