Posts tagged "Wilmer Valderrama"

Sorry, Fez, Demi Lovato’s All Grown Up Now

Demi Lovato looks like an adult woman in her new video. Fez is not going to like this.

By: Photo Boy / July 24, 2015

Demi Lovato Flashed Her Panties To Wilmer Valderrama

Demi Lovato flashed her panties in Wilmer Valderrama’s car as they left Nick Jonas’ CD release party, so imagine the worst night of your life, then multiply it by dick cancer.

By: Photo Boy / January 21, 2015

Good Morning, Eiza Gonzalez Talking To Maria Menounos’ Butt, And Other News

- Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are going out for romantic dinners now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Johnny Weir’s marriage is still a violent, sequin shitfight. [Dlisted]

– Have you seen this girl? (No Terminator.) [theCHIVE]

– Oh, yeah, LeAnn Rimes is way hotter than this. Way, way hotter. [Fishwrapper]…

By: The Superficial / May 20, 2014

Demi Lovato Made Naked Pictures

Like my contemporaries God and his hippie bastard of a son, I don’t work on Sundays. Except today’s a special Sunday because Demi Lovato’s naked pictures just leaked and I’ll be horse-damned if I’m going to renege on my sacred journalistic oath to put boobies on the Internet. Also, if I’m being frank, this i…

By: The Superficial / April 6, 2014

Lindsay Lohan Wrote A List of All The Celebrities She’s Banged

Lindsay Lohan will do anything for money from blowing Charlie Sheen to letting Oprah televise what an unreliable and completely full of shit drug addict she is. Which is why it comes as no surprise that In Touch is now sitting on a handwritten (and naturally misspelled) list of celebrities Lindsay Lohan has slept with

By: The Superficial / March 12, 2014

Wear A Condom, Wilmer Valderrama, Wear A Condom Now!

Because if you put a cap and gown on her, she can still pass for 17, Demi Lovato is having sex again with Wilmer Valderrama who should probably read her latest interview in Latina magazine before the next time they play, “Rickety Van’s Candy Promise.”

“I’m a Texas girl, so my instinct i…

By: The Superficial / November 6, 2013

Minka Kelly is NOT Banging Wilmer Valderrama

Writing this site I often come off as a jaded, cynical atheist with a undeniable reputation of dealing out sexual thunder in the bedroom, but every once in a while a story comes along that makes me take pause and wonder if maybe there is somebody up there making sure this world doesn’t fall into…

By: The Superficial / March 30, 2012

Wilmer Valderrama Dumped Demi Lovato

“Stop looking at me, Chris Hansen.”

With her 20th birthday looming this year, underage face-mauler extraordinaire Wilmer Valderrama really didn’t have a choice when it came to dumping Demi Lovato over the weekend. The heart wants what the heart wants, and his just happens to want teenagers. You can’t fight nature! People reports:…

By: The Superficial / January 11, 2012

Lindsay Was Only Drinking Tea, You Guys

And just like the other 50 times Lindsay Lohan has arrived in court only to walk away with a mere slap on the wrist that turns out to be a pat on the head, here are the avalanche of stories that have sloughed off her drunken, freckled funbags:

– Lindsay is, again, claiming…

By: The Superficial / June 24, 2011

Wilmer Valderrama’s Still Got It

Just before checking herself into rehab to avoid a potential lawsuit from popping a snitch, Demi Lovato has reportedly been seeing Wilmer Valderrama to the surprise of a lot of people who just assumed he was dead. (Guilty.) Page Six reports:

Valderrama, 30, first connected with Lovato when they filmed a public-service spot…

By: The Superficial / November 9, 2010

Kevin Federline and Wilmer Valderrama hook up

Wilmer Valderrama and Kevin Federline were spotted partying together in Las Vegas over the weekend, and the two hit it off so well K-Fed invited Fez to collaborate with him on his next album. The NY Daily News reports:

The new BFFs “chilled out together and insisted on rapping along to every…

By: Superficial / May 30, 2007

Mandy Moore dates DJ AM, God confused

I don’t know why, but Mandy Moore and DJ AM (Niciole Richie’s ex) are allegedly dating. They ran into each other at a New Year’s Eve party in Miami and have been seeing each other since.

“It’s really new. They’re in the beginning stages of getting to know each other,” says the…

By: Superficial / January 10, 2007

Jessica Alba and Wilmer Valderrama travel back in time

These shots of Jessica Alba and Wilmer Valderrama were taken last Saturday but it look like they came from the 90’s. I didn’t even know it was possible to make Jessica Alba look this awkward, let alone dressed like she just finished shooting an episode of Saved by the Bell. And everytime I…

By: Superficial / August 24, 2006

Mandy Moore calls Fez a liar

Mandy Moore is responding to claims by Wilmer Valderrama that she lost her virginity to him, insisting that he’s lying about the whole thing. Fez appeared on the Howard Stern radio show last month and talked about how he was the first person to sleep with Mandy Moore, as well as having done…

By: Superficial / May 16, 2006

Valderrama talks about sex

Wilmer Valderrama talked about his Hollywood conquests during an appearance on Howard Stern yesterday. Among his revelations were that Lindsay Lohan was one of the best girl’s he’s ever had slept with, Ashlee Simpson was loud in bed and Jennifer Love Hewitt rated an “eight” out of ten when it came to sex. He also…

By: Superficial / March 28, 2006

Lindsay Lohan hooks up with Wilmer Valderrama

Lindsay Lohan was spotted going back to the SoHo Grand hotel room with her ex-boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama at 5:30 am yesterday. The two had been partying together at Lotus, and Us Weekly has already bought pictures of the two leaving the hotel together.

It’d be pretty irresponsible reporting to just assume the two…

By: Superficial / February 28, 2006

Wilmer to be a CHiP

Hollywood’s obsession with re-making crappy 70’s tv shows into big screen blockbusters knows no end. This time, we’re going to be tortured with the movie version of CHiPs. And even worse, Wilmer Valderrama will play “Ponch.”

The movie will be an action-comedy set in the present day. The formula has worked well for Warner…

By: Superficial / December 9, 2005

Lindsay Lohan can’t get over Wilmer

Lindsay Lohan has hinted she split from Wilmer Valderrama after finding love letters written by an ex-girlfriend.

On TRL yesterday, she was asked if her new song Black Hole was about a specific person or just made up, and giggled, “Dammit! A little bit of both. I mean I incorporate everything. It’s a…

By: Superficial / December 7, 2005
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