Posts tagged "Willow Smith"

Willow & Jaden Smith Sniffed All The Farts, The Farts Are Gone

While I was buried deep inside Gwyneth Paltrow yesterday - *rereads* Yup, that came out right. - apparently two other pretentious twatwaffles were busy fumigating the New York Times with their metaphysical butt fumes which they openly huffed while pontificating on reality, the human mind, and babies breathing energy while they're…
By: The Superficial / November 18, 2014

Willow Smith & Moises Arias Photo Was An ‘Expression of Art,’ You Projecting Pedophiles

Yesterday, the Internet lost its shit after 20-year-old actor Moises Arias posted a shirtless photo of himself on a bed with 13-year-old Willow Smith to his Instagram then quickly deleted it presumably after hearing the words, "Take a seat right over there," whispered from the shadows. (Although,…
By: The Superficial / May 8, 2014

Miley Cyrus Thought She Could Replace Emily Ratajkowski, This Isn’t Funny Anymore

A few months back, Robin Thicke released his video for "Blurred Lines" which featured Emily Ratajkowski bouncing around naked because she is a gift and an angel from God. I'd even go so far to say it's the music video equivalent of Peter Dinklage hula hooping and should be spoken of i…
By: The Superficial / August 26, 2013

Correction: Snooki ‘Can’ Get More Pathetic

Much like Kim Kardashian latching/handjobbing herself onto the Justin Bieber Internet wave, Snooki has taken a less disturbing, at least from a sexual standpoint, approach by making her own video for nine-year-old Willow Smith's "Whip Your Hair." A song that by any good measure of taste and/or parental responsibility should not…
By: The Superficial / October 20, 2010