Posts tagged "William H. Macy"

An Open Letter From Justin #BBare To Drake On The Subject of Dat Ass

Dearest Drake (ak-47-a Wheelchair Jimmy), It has come to the attention of I, Justin Felonius B-Bare, Canada's One and Only Darkest Son, that you have been making references to da ass of one Selena Gomez who I, not even 24 hours ago, called a most elegant princess dampenin' dem panties beyond composition. How you gonna…

By: The Superficial / March 4, 2014

Selena Gomez Has A New Man Already

After a chronic meth addiction coupled with lupus made Selena Gomez briefly think getting back together with Justin Bieber was a good idea (That's what I'm going with. Suck it.), she apparently got her shit together after watching the boy who just stuck his penis in her egg a house for the love of sizzurp

By: The Superficial / January 22, 2014