Posts tagged "Will Smith"

What The F*ck Is This Shit?

David Ayer released the first official image of the Suicide Squad. It’s not good.

By: The Superficial / May 4, 2015

That ‘Suicide Squad’ Movie With Jared Leto As The Joker Is Happening

Yesterday, Warner Bros. confirmed in a press release that Jared Leto will play The Joker in the film version of Suicide Squad along with announcing the rest of the cast which includes:

Will Smith as Deadshot (“BUT HE’S WHITE!” – The Internet soon)
Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn
Tom Hardy a…

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014

Get Your Naked Titties Away From Will Smith

“Will! Will! Look at my boobs! I took out my boobs for you!”
“Girl, get outta here. The man’s trying to tell me about his boat.”
“So, as you can see, Will, below deck offers complete privacy. The help knows never to disturb.. my work.”

Photos: FameFlynet, Splash News

By: The Superficial / July 10, 2014

There’s Another Justin Bieber N*gger Video

“Hard niggas use hard words, son. PUT ME IN MY GRACO, BITCH.”

Shortly after the release of the first Justin Bieber saying nigger video, there was already talk of another video being shopped around. According to TMZ, two months ago the leaker asked for $1 million from Justin’s team who not only refused…

By: The Superficial / June 4, 2014

Willow Smith & Moises Arias Photo Was An ‘Expression of Art,’ You Projecting Pedophiles

Yesterday, the Internet lost its shit after 20-year-old actor Moises Arias posted a shirtless photo of himself on a bed with 13-year-old Willow Smith to his Instagram then quickly deleted it presumably after hearing the words, “Take a seat right over there,” whispered from the shadows. (Although, Page Six points out it’s still on hi…

By: The Superficial / May 8, 2014

Miley Cyrus Thought She Could Replace Emily Ratajkowski, This Isn’t Funny Anymore

A few months back, Robin Thicke released his video for “Blurred Lines” which featured Emily Ratajkowski bouncing around naked because she is a gift and an angel from God. I’d even go so far to say it’s the music video equivalent of Peter Dinklage hula hooping and should be spoken of in hushed whispers and…

By: The Superficial / August 26, 2013

Kanye Is Debuting North West On Kris Jenner’s Talk Show Without Kim Kardashian

In case you missed the Kris Jenner/Kanye West love fest currently going on, not only did he film a one-hour interview for her talk show without Kim Kardashian, but TMZ reports he’s going to debut the first photos of North West. So to answer your questions, yes, Kris Jenner promised to bring Donda West back…

By: The Superficial / August 21, 2013

If I Could Ask God One Question, It’s Why The Hell Did You Let Justin Bieber Have Sex With This?

Here’s Selena Gomez performing in Vancouver last night where apparently she added sexy rope shit to her show just in case everyone wasn’t sure how awesome her body is and that Justin Bieber had absolutely no fucking business going near it. Except, wait, hold on. I’ve just been handed new information that makes me regret…

By: The Superficial / August 16, 2013

Kylie Jenner Is Allowed To Talk Publicly About Jaden Smith? You Don’t Say…

Posted by Photo Boy

Presumably because she doesn’t understand complex interstellar mathematic computations, the sum of which always equals wearing an Iron Man costume to a five star restaurant, Kylie Jenner engrammed the hell out of Jaden Smith‘s thetans (It’s clear the Smiths are whack job Scientologists at this point, right?) by talking…

By: Photo Boy / May 31, 2013

Jaden Smith Disguised Himself As Iron Man While Out With Kylie Jenner. Ahh, Young Love…

Over the weekend, Vulture posted a goddamn ridiculous interview with Will and Jaden Smith where they literally described themselves as physicists who understand patterns thanks to their knowledge of multidimensional mathematics. I’m talking a level of fart-sniffing that would make James Franco‘s dicknose so hard it could cum on a mime. So naturally Jaden followed…

By: The Superficial / May 30, 2013

Jaden Smith Wants To Be Emancipated

Jaden Smith‘s parents have bought him movie roles, leased him Kylie Jenner and let him wear clothes that any respectable parent would consider legal grounds for a 2×4 to the face. So naturally that’s not enough and now he wants to be emancipated and have his own place at 15-years-old because masturbating quietly in a…

By: The Superficial / May 14, 2013

Jada Pinkett Admits She Has An Open Marriage To Will Smith

When we last left Will Smith and Jada Pinkett‘s marriage, he was clearly banging Marc Anthony and not even trying to hide it. Except it turns out he doesn’t even have to because Jada just confirmed to HuffPost Live they have an open marriage:

“I’ve always told Will, ‘You can do whatever you…

By: The Superficial / April 5, 2013

Oh Good, Kris Jenner Sold Kylie To Jaden Smith

Jaden Smith is only 14-years-old, but he’s retarded rich and best friends with Justin Bieber making him the perfect candidate for Kris Jenner to pimp Kylie out to insure the future of the Kardashian brand. “How’s his bladder?” she probably asked Jada Pinkett-Smith, “From a mother to a mother.” But before everyone gets all freaked…

By: The Superficial / March 4, 2013

Guys, I Found Out Why The Pope Quit

I’m kidding, I’m kidding! It’s because he joined Twitter. There’s no believing in God after seeing what’s on there.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast News

By: The Superficial / February 11, 2013

Don’t Try To Kiss Will Smith On The Mouth

On the off-chance you were nowhere near a computer this weekend, right after we farted out for the day on Friday, which is probably the most professional way to describe our workflow, Will Smith apparently “slapped” a reporter in Moscow after the dude tried to kiss him on the mouth during the red carpet premiere…

By: The Superficial / May 21, 2012

I Don’t Think Jada Was The One Sleeping With Marc Anthony, You Guys

A few weeks back, rumors spread that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith were separating after he supposedly caught her having sex with Marc Anthony. Except here’s Will and Marc in Miami last night for Salsa Skeletor’s birthday, and the two couldn’t look tighter. In fact, they almost look a little too tight… get me…

By: The Superficial / September 13, 2011

Will Smith Caught Jada and Marc Anthony ‘Watching a DVD’

Yesterday, a report broke that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith are separating which they eventually denied by cryptically stating their marriage is “intact” along with planning to sue InTouch Weekly. Except a good idea might be to make sure their people stop confirming details from said report by coming up with ridiculously guilty-looking excuse…

By: The Superficial / August 24, 2011

Will And Jada Reportedly Separate

If you believe an “insider” for InTouch Weekly, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith have separated, except here’s what happened when TMZ tried to confirm this story:

TMZ placed a call to Jada’s rep, Karynne Tencer, who told us … “What? In Touch said that? I know nothing about this … Lord. I’m…

By: The Superficial / August 23, 2011

Steven Spielberg directs Tom Cruise and an effin’ gaggle of celebs in a horribly meta “Get out the Vote” video

Tom Cruise, Will Smith, Justin Timberlake, Scarlett Johannson, Ryan Reynolds, Harrison Ford, Borat, Shia LaBeouf, Tobey MaDumbFace and a shitload of celebrities got together for a follow-up to the “Five Friends” video encouraging people to vote. Jesus, these things have sequels now? At least they got Spielberg to direct. Or, more like,…

By: The Superficial / October 29, 2008

Will Smith recruits for Scientology, is also freaking cheap

Will Smith handed out gifts to crew members after filming ended for his new movie Hancock. While it’s common practice for big stars to hand out “wrap presents,” Will Smith’s generous trinket has undoubtedly left him in danger of getting a boom mic shoved up his ass. NY Daily News reports:

Hi…

By: The Superficial / January 9, 2008
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