Posts tagged "Whitney Port"

Whitney Port’s Still Wearing Bikinis And Other News

- Gwyneth Paltrow saved Meryl Streep's Thanksgiving. Take that, Martha Stewart! [Lainey Gossip] - Kendall Jenner's posting selfies of her panties now. [Fishwrapper] - LeAnn Rimes pulled some Madonna shit at the Rockefeller tree lighting. [Dlisted] - A Satantic Temple holiday display in Florida? Let's see how quickly that…
By: The Superficial / December 5, 2014

‘Whee! We’re Rich And On Drugs Just Like Hippies! F*ck You, Dad!’

"Shit. Did I lock the Beamer?" "Hehe! I traded it for acid. Do me in that clown skull!" Here's the rest of the first weekend of Coachella where rich people dressed like an American Eagle ad and stuffed themselves so full of drugs they forgot they had children and/or nothing but a…
By: The Superficial / April 15, 2013

Whitney Port In A Bikini And Other News

- Mind the Gap Monday [theCHIVE] - A better analysis on how Kim Kardashian ended up near BeyoncĂ© than whatever the hell I wrote. Something about "butt-balls?" Who can keep track of these things? [Lainey Gossip] - The Ten Most Convincing Screen Tests Of All Time [BuzzFeed]…
By: The Superficial / June 25, 2012

Bikinis. As Far As The Eye Can See…

Because I'm a whirling dervish of ambition and work ethic, here's pretty much every single "celebrity" that was in a bikini over the weekend which I'm only just now getting to on account of Lady GaGa actually eating, and GQ forcing me to acknowledge the existence of Glee. Also, for the record, alcohol…
By: The Superficial / October 19, 2010

Whitney Port in a bikini and other news

- Corey Haim suddenly matters to celebrities with Twitter accounts. [PopEater] - Gwyneth Paltrow thinks she can sing now. [Lainey Gossip] - Christina Hendricks gets her own Barbie doll. [Dlisted] - Grace Jones really needs to stop doing this. […
By: The Superficial / March 10, 2010

Win a Date with Whitney Port

Have no idea who this is? Of course, you don't. But now's your chance to find out! The makers of She's Out of Your League are offering a chance to win a date with Whitney Port (The City, The Hills.) Here's how to enter: 1. Leave a comment with a valid e-mail address by 2/14/2010…
By: The Superficial / February 1, 2010

Whitney Port in a bikini

Here's Whitney Port celebrating Martin Luther King Jr. Day in Miami because apparently she thinks all black guys like white women in bikinis. That's racist. Photos: INFdaily, Splash New…
By: The Superficial / January 19, 2010

Miranda Kerr is chesty and other news

- Nicole Kidman has finally Botoxed her way to a third lip. [Lainey Gossip] - Katherine Heigl is adopting a baby. How long until she teaches it to badmouth Judd Apatow, Grey's Anatomy and pretty much anyone who will keep mommy relevant? [PopEater] - John Mayer might…
By: The Superficial / September 9, 2009

Whitney Port’s nipple says ‘How do you do?’

Here's Whitney Port showing some nip while filming scenes for The CityThursday, and wait a minute. Do women seriously just take their tops off and sunbathe in their bras in Central Park? If so, is it creepy if I look at them with binoculars? While standing directly on their towel? (I'm farsighted.) NOTE: Pic link…
By: The Superficial / August 9, 2009

Whitney Port still wearing bikinis

Here's Whitney Port continuing her vacation yesterday at her hotel's pool in Miami. Just a fair warning: If you're the type of person who tends to punch their boss in the face after seeing insane amounts of camel toe and/or ass cheeks, now would be a good time to go lunch. Or duct tape…
By: The Superficial / July 21, 2009

Whitney Port in a bikini

Here's Whitney Port hitting South Beach yesterday while taking time off from her Hills spin-off The City. Anyone else read the words "Hills spin-off" and reflexively try to give yourself a vasectomy because, God forbid, you bring a child into this insanely fucked up world? Or was that just me? Also, really starting to wish…
By: The Superficial / July 20, 2009

Whitney Port’s ass cheeks

Former The Hills star Whitney Port went shopping in New York Sunday with her ass cheeks hanging out of her shorts making her 100 times more interesting than Lauren Conrad. Or roughly the equivalent of a Pop Tart. Without frosting. Photos: Splash New…
By: The Superficial / June 9, 2009

Whitney Port apologizes for nipple slip that I’m showing you right now

Whitney Port has taken to her blog to apologize for the nipple viewage above while she's on vacation in South Beach: "Okay so a couple photos were captured while I was in Miami that weren't the most discreet and I'm sorry if they offended anyone but I got too caught up in the…
By: The Superficial / January 13, 2009

Whitney Port in a bikini

Here's Whitney Port filming scenes in Miami for her new reality show The City, and wow, this is exactly like real life. I mean, a dude in a black T-Shirt always randomly appears to tell me what to say and to whom. Wait, here he comes now. Drink at my desk until I make…
By: The Superficial / January 12, 2009

Brody Jenner is, like, totally supportive

You're nothing in this world without good friends. Just ask my stuffed animal collection. Or Brody Jenner. Who's wicked-psyched for his Hills castmate Whitney Port and her new show, and he wants her and the rest of the world to know it. Even though it sort of makes her his competition. Which would traditionally call…
By: Tim Kinnealy / December 26, 2008

Whitney Port has something City to say

Whitney Port is moving on from The Hills to spread her wings on her own show, The City (please, hold your tears; your grief can be expressed at WhitneyPort.com), which will chronicle her adventures as she takes up in New York City. What will she do there? Judging from that thing that's perched on her…
By: Tim Kinnealy / December 23, 2008