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Whitney Port’s Still Wearing Bikinis And Other News

- Gwyneth Paltrow saved Meryl Streep’s Thanksgiving. Take that, Martha Stewart! [Lainey Gossip]

- Kendall Jenner’s posting selfies of her panties now. [Fishwrapper]

- LeAnn Rimes pulled some Madonna shit at the Rockefeller tree lighting. [Dlisted]

– A Satantic Temple holiday display in Florida? Let’s see how quickly that…

Mike Redmond | December 5, 2014 - 8:45 am

‘Whee! We’re Rich And On Drugs Just Like Hippies! F*ck You, Dad!’

“Shit. Did I lock the Beamer?”
“Hehe! I traded it for acid. Do me in that clown skull!”

Here’s the rest of the first weekend of Coachella where rich people dressed like an American Eagle ad and stuffed themselves so full of drugs they forgot they had children and/or nothing but a

Mike Redmond | April 15, 2013 - 2:08 pm

Whitney Port In A Bikini And Other News

- Mind the Gap Monday [theCHIVE]

– A better analysis on how Kim Kardashian ended up near BeyoncĂ© than whatever the hell I wrote. Something about “butt-balls?” Who can keep track of these things? [Lainey Gossip]

- The Ten Most Convincing Screen Tests Of All Time [BuzzFeed]

- Hoda’s…

Mike Redmond | June 25, 2012 - 9:25 am

Bikinis. As Far As The Eye Can See…

Because I’m a whirling dervish of ambition and work ethic, here’s pretty much every single “celebrity” that was in a bikini over the weekend which I’m only just now getting to on account of Lady GaGa actually eating, and GQ forcing me to acknowledge the existence of Glee. Also, for the record, alcohol barely even…

Mike Redmond | October 19, 2010 - 9:58 pm

Whitney Port in a bikini and other news

- Corey Haim suddenly matters to celebrities with Twitter accounts. [PopEater]

- Gwyneth Paltrow thinks she can sing now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Christina Hendricks gets her own Barbie doll. [Dlisted]

- Grace Jones really needs to stop doing this. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Marisa Miller should be bronzed and…

Mike Redmond | March 10, 2010 - 4:23 pm

Win a Date with Whitney Port

Have no idea who this is? Of course, you don’t. But now’s your chance to find out!

The makers of She’s Out of Your League are offering a chance to win a date with Whitney Port (The City, The Hills.) Here’s how to enter:

1. Leave a comment with a valid

Mike Redmond | February 1, 2010 - 12:16 pm

Whitney Port in a bikini

Here’s Whitney Port celebrating Martin Luther King Jr. Day in Miami because apparently she thinks all black guys like white women in bikinis. That’s racist.

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News

Mike Redmond | January 19, 2010 - 11:43 am

Miranda Kerr is chesty and other news

- Nicole Kidman has finally Botoxed her way to a third lip. [Lainey Gossip]

- Katherine Heigl is adopting a baby. How long until she teaches it to badmouth Judd Apatow, Grey’s Anatomy and pretty much anyone who will keep mommy relevant? [PopEater]

- John Mayer might also be having sex with…

Mike Redmond | September 9, 2009 - 10:37 pm

Whitney Port’s nipple says ‘How do you do?’

Here’s Whitney Port showing some nip while filming scenes for The CityThursday, and wait a minute. Do women seriously just take their tops off and sunbathe in their bras in Central Park? If so, is it creepy if I look at them with binoculars? While standing directly on their towel? (I’m farsighted.)


Mike Redmond | August 9, 2009 - 3:34 pm

Whitney Port still wearing bikinis

Here’s Whitney Port continuing her vacation yesterday at her hotel’s pool in Miami. Just a fair warning: If you’re the type of person who tends to punch their boss in the face after seeing insane amounts of camel toe and/or ass cheeks, now would be a good time to go lunch. Or duct tape…

Mike Redmond | July 21, 2009 - 11:09 am

Whitney Port in a bikini

Here’s Whitney Port hitting South Beach yesterday while taking time off from her Hills spin-off The City. Anyone else read the words “Hills spin-off” and reflexively try to give yourself a vasectomy because, God forbid, you bring a child into this insanely fucked up world? Or was that just me? Also, really starting to…

Mike Redmond | July 20, 2009 - 11:10 am

Whitney Port’s ass cheeks

Former The Hills star Whitney Port went shopping in New York Sunday with her ass cheeks hanging out of her shorts making her 100 times more interesting than Lauren Conrad. Or roughly the equivalent of a Pop Tart. Without frosting.

Photos: Splash News

Mike Redmond | June 9, 2009 - 11:42 am

Whitney Port apologizes for nipple slip that I’m showing you right now

Whitney Port has taken to her blog to apologize for the nipple viewage above while she’s on vacation in South Beach:

“Okay so a couple photos were captured while I was in Miami that weren’t the most discreet and I’m sorry if they offended anyone but I got too caught up in the sunshine…

Mike Redmond | January 13, 2009 - 3:21 pm

Whitney Port in a bikini

Here’s Whitney Port filming scenes in Miami for her new reality show The City, and wow, this is exactly like real life. I mean, a dude in a black T-Shirt always randomly appears to tell me what to say and to whom. Wait, here he comes now. Drink at my desk until I make out…

Mike Redmond | January 12, 2009 - 3:26 pm

Brody Jenner is, like, totally supportive

You’re nothing in this world without good friends. Just ask my stuffed animal collection. Or Brody Jenner. Who’s wicked-psyched for his Hills castmate Whitney Port and her new show, and he wants her and the rest of the world to know it. Even though it sort of makes her his competition. Which would traditionally…

Tim Kinnealy | December 26, 2008 - 4:21 pm

Whitney Port has something City to say

Whitney Port is moving on from The Hills to spread her wings on her own show, The City (please, hold your tears; your grief can be expressed at WhitneyPort.com), which will chronicle her adventures as she takes up in New York City. What will she do there? Judging from that thing that’s perched on…

Tim Kinnealy | December 23, 2008 - 4:07 pm