Posts tagged "Whitney Houston"

Bobby Brown Told To Pull Plug On Bobbi Kristina. On His Birthday.

Today is Bobby Brown‘s birthday, so what better time to be told by doctors that he has to pull the plug on his own daughter? Yup. All of that just happened.

By: The Superficial / February 5, 2015

There’s Already A Fight Over Bobbi Kristina’s Money? Not Good

The Houstons and the Browns set aside their feud to make it clear Bobbi Kristina never legally married Nick Gordon, so he can’t get his hands on her Whitney money.

By: The Superficial / February 4, 2015

Everything About The Bobbi Kristina Situation Is Awful

Bobbi Kristina Brown was found unconscious in a bathtub, just like her mom, and shit does not look good.

By: The Superficial / February 3, 2015

Coroner: Lindsay Lohan Never Touched Whitney Houston’s Body Bag

In a new interview with The Telegraph, Lindsay Lohan claimed she handled Whitney Houston’s body bag during her court-ordered community service at the LA County morgue. Which obviously never happened because Lindsay Lohan said it did, but just for fun, here’s the coroner’s office pointing out how completely full of shit she is:…

By: The Superficial / September 16, 2014

Whitney Houston Did Coke, Had A Heart Attack, Then Drowned. You Don’t Say?

Since we’re already talking about white powder this morning, the coroner has released the official cause of Whitney Houston’s death and, surprise! It’s cocaine. I say surprise even though drugs were basically a given as the cause of death because when police investigated the hotel room Whitney died in, there wasn’t a trace of cocaine

By: The Superficial / March 23, 2012

Ray J Says He Doesn’t Have Sex Tapes Of Whitney Houston. Riiiigght.

Earlier today, RadarOnline reported that Ray J was sitting on a “ton” of sex tapes he made with Whitney Houston that her family is worried will accidentally get out which is odd considering none of them star Kim Kardashian. Anyway, Ray J has since gone to Radar’s rival, TMZ, denying the tapes exist and actually…

By: The Superficial / March 21, 2012

Bobbi Kristina: ‘Dear Mother, I Shall See Your Crack Addiction And Raise You Pseudo-Incest’

Before I even attempt to wrap my head around this story, I think it’s important that we all recognize one very crucial piece of information: Bobbi Kristina was raised by Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown. How she made it to 18 is a goddamn miracle in and of itself, so the fact that she’s still…

By: The Superficial / March 15, 2012

Mel Gibson Tried To Get Whitney Houston Off Crack. Wait, What?

For those of you living a rich, full life devoid of human contact in the wilderness – and presumably reading this on the back of a squirrel with WiFi – Whitney Houston’s funeral was held over the weekend. And while that lying sonofabitch raccoon might try to tell you the big news was Bobby Brown

By: The Superficial / February 20, 2012

The Latest On How Whitney Houston Died: Surprise! It’s Drugs

[Ed. Note: This has to be the most awkward set of file photos to be released in the wake of Whitney’s death, so of course we ran them. In a way, it’s what Whitney would’ve wanted. Mostly because she drank a lot. – SW]

Despite early reports suggesting an accidental drowning, TMZ report…

By: The Superficial / February 13, 2012

Kim Kardashian: ‘Hey, Whitney Houston Died. Look At My Boobs!’

I don’t even know where to start this morning, so Kim Kardashian waving her giant breasts around at Clive Davis’ pre-Grammy party seems like as good a place as any. So here she inexplicably is at the annual party Whitney Houston was supposed to open except she never made it out of the bathroom. (Women,…

By: The Superficial / February 13, 2012

Whitney Houston’s Dead (1963 – 2012)

Whitney Houston looked like this Thursday night, so you’ll probably be surprised to learn she mysteriously died this afternoon at the Beverly Hilton Hotel. TMZ reports:

Whitney Houston died this afternoon … a rep for the singer told the Associated Press.
According to our sources, Houston died at the Beverly Hilton hotel.

By: The Superficial / February 11, 2012

Whitney Houston’s Sobriety’s Going Well

When we last left Whitney Houston, her publicists were frantically trying to assert she’s clean and sober after she refused to buckle her seat belt herself on a plane because “that’s what them plane-negroes are for,” is something I like to believe was said through a hail of crack rocks. Anyway, jump to last night,…

By: The Superficial / February 10, 2012

Whitney Houston Is Sober, Everybody, She Just Irrationally Hates Seatbelts

Whitney Houston was almost kicked off a Delta flight yesterday when she refused to buckle her seat belt before takeoff, holding up the entire plane for people who understand the rudimentary practice of clicking one piece of metal into another. Then again, they could’ve all been physicists. Motherfuckers are everywhere… TMZ reports:

We’re…

By: The Superficial / October 13, 2011

Marisa Miller is fashiony and other news

- Whitney Houston talks Bobby Brown with Oprah. Spoiler: Crack is involved. [PopEater]

- Ryan Reynolds might be The A-Team’s Murdock instead of Green Lantern. [Lainey Gossip]

- Megan Fox was at the VMAs? She must’ve bolted after Kanye exceeded the show’s bitch threshold. Whose night didn’t he ruin? [Just Jared]…

By: The Superficial / September 14, 2009

Kate Walsh in love with co-star? (And other made-up stuff)

A light snack of news:

- Kate Walsh’s marriage was reportedly ruined by her attraction for Private Practice co-star David Sutcliffe. Because what’s a divorce if not a blunt tool for some sweet publicity. Am I right? I’m right. [Star]

- Donald Trump is a chronic re-gifter, according to his son. There really…

By: The Superficial / December 18, 2008

Whitney Houston can’t leave the crazy behind

There’s been something missing from Whitney Houston’s life since her 2007 divorce from Bobby Brown. Namely, someone who’ll cuddle with at night, pack and light her crack pipe, and take a hands-on approach to curing her constipation. But those dark, lonely days may be coming to an end. The Chicago Sun-Times reports:

We’ve…

By: Tim Kinnealy / November 26, 2008

Bobby Brown: Whitney made me do drugs

Bobby Brown is releasing a tell-all book in which he alleges that Whitney Houston is the one who pushed him into a life of drugs. Bobby was a weed man until marrying the superstar. Then it was crack city, according to Page Six:

“I never used cocaine until after I met Whitney. Before then,…

By: The Superficial / April 3, 2008