Posts tagged "Westboro Baptist Church"

Fred Phelps Is Dead (1929 – 2014)

Over the weekend, America rejoiced as it learned Fred Phelps was on his deathbed. And now word has come he's finally learning he wasted his entire life thinking there's a Christian Heaven because he's dead now. He died. As for that business about why he was excommunicated? Turns out he floated the idea that maybe,…

By: The Superficial / March 20, 2014

Fred Phelps Is Dying

According to Gawker, former Westboro Baptist Church leader Fred Phelps is dying in Topeka, Kansas. And considering those words just filled your heart with a sliver of hope and joy for the future, I really don't have anything else to say here. You're welcome. THE SUPERFICIAL | AboutFacebookTwitter Photo: AP

By: The Superficial / March 17, 2014

Blake Shelton Tells Westboro Baptist To Blow Him

Before I begin, if you're wondering how Blake Shelton is even still alive to tweet after stealing Kathie Lee and Hoda's wine, their dungeon has WiFi. Now that's taken care of, here's the latest round of country music stars making me like them despite hating 98% of their audience. This time Blake decided to tell…

By: The Superficial / September 26, 2013

Vince Gill Calls Westboro Baptist Protestors Dipshits To Their Faces

I talk a lot of shit about country music because it's terrible, and the majority of its listeners are why America is an anti-intellectual fartbox of little kids accidentally shooting themselves with their parents' freedom guns, but let's set that aside for a moment and focus on Vince Gill being a goddamn badass. Above i…

By: The Superficial / September 10, 2013