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UPDATE: Did They Spill it in Her Liver?

As predicted by virtually anyone with even a casual awareness of the situation, Lindsay is now claiming her SCRAM bracelet went off because some spilled a drink on it. And of course Dina believes it because now she has a tiny food pellet to feed her rat-like hunger for media attention. Page Six reports: … More »

Lindsay Lohan Can Drink – At Ten Grand A Pop

Lindsay Lohan just got the greatest news of her life. Apparently she can knock back the delicious booze water while on probation provided she’s willing to drop $10,000 each time her SCRAM bracelet screams bloody murder. There’s literally no way she won’t consider that a deal. TMZ reports: … More »

Lindsay Lohan: ‘I’ll prove I’m innocent!’

Because the truth is nothing but a dick to suck for coke or some other relevant metaphor, Lindsay Lohan’s still maintaining she didn’t drink any alcohol despite her SCRAM bracelet alerting the court to five violations on Sunday night. RadarOnline reports: … More »

UPDATE: Lindsay Lohan’s SCRAM did go off, new warrant issued for her arrest

The judge in Lindsay Lohan’s probation case has just revoked her bail and issued a new bench warrant for her arrest citing five violations stemming from her SCRAM, according to TMZ. It was reported earlier today that Lindsay’s alcohol monitoring device went off at a party Sunday which prompted her to go on Twitter and,… More »

Lindsay Lohan on coke photo: ‘I was set up! Again.’

If it’s not her father’s vast criminal empire stealing her passport, it’s somebody putting lines of coke on a table right before taking Lindsay Lohan’s picture. Why won’t the Illuminati leave her alone?! RadarOnline reports:

When reached by RadarOnline.com and asked to tell us what the white powder is, Lindsay at first replied:… More »

That’s coke.

Like most people I punched 25 lawyers in the face when I found out Lindsay posted bail and won’t be arrested upon arrival at LAX. Fortunately there’s a powdery light at the end of that tunnel because the judge who threw the book at her believes Lindsay has violated her probation. Which is surprising… More »

And better…

Lindsay Lohan really couldn’t have fucked this thing up any harder if she tried. Apparently the judge’s husband runs a travel company which completely blew Lindsay’s stolen passport excuse out of the water the second it came out of her coke hole. Via TMZ:

Judge Marsha’s husband, Jack Revel, owned Revel Travel, based… More »

This just keeps getting better.

Shortly after the judge threw the book at Lindsay, French police are now saying she never reported her passport stolen which completely contradicts everything her lawyer said in court. On top of that, authorities say Lindsay will be stopped and arrested at customs, according to TMZ:

The rep says, “Anyone who enters the… More »

Warrant issued for Lindsay Lohan’s arrest. BOOM!


The judge in Lindsay Lohan’s probation case has issued a bench warrant for Lindsay’s arrest after she failed to appear in court this morning forcing her lawyer to use the bullshit stolen passport excuse. TMZ reports:

Judge Revel set bail at $100,000 and said Lindsay can post bail and… More »

Lindsay Lohan’s warrant quashed

Lindsay Lohan’s warrant has been dismissed today after her lawyer provided a Beverly Hills judge with proof the actress is enrolled in alcohol education classes. People reports:

“The warrant is quashed and set aside,” Judge Marsha Revel said. “I’ve seen additional proof … that Lohan has been compliant with [her] program. There is no… More »

Lindsay Lohan’s warrant not exactly warranted?

Lindsay Lohan’s arrest warrant seems to be the result of a misunderstanding and will be resolved quickly today, according to TMZ:

Here’s why an arrest warrant was issued. Lindsay was in an alcohol ed program for more than a year and was in full compliance with her probation. Sources say not too long ago… More »

Lindsay Lohan’s Shitty Weekend

Lindsay Lohan’s weekend went to hell in a lesbian basket Friday when it was reported Beverly Hill police have issued a warrant for her arrest. Details are fuzzy, but it regards her compliance with enrolling in education classes as part of her 2007 DUI conviction. Obviously, this didn’t sit too well with Samantha Ronson and… More »

Hayden Panettiere issued warrant in Japan

Hayden Panettiere has learned there’s a warrant out for her arrest in Japan because of her dolphin-saving adventure a few weeks ago. The actress and a couple of activists rode surfboards into a cove off the coast of Taiji in an attempt to steer dolphins away from fishing boats. Despite the legal consequences,… More »