War On Christmas

I’ll Have The Aborted Baby Jesus Latte With Satan Drizzle


Let The War On Christmas Begin!

Last year over the Thanksgiving holiday, I wrote a giant ass review of Sarah Palin’s Good Tidings And Great Joy, her bullshit book on the bullshit War on Christmas. It took me four days and over 20 hours of writing because clearly I am an idiot who hates rest and relaxation. This year, Kirk CameronMore »


The Complete Superficial Review of Sarah Palin’s Bullshit War on Christmas Book

Over Thanksgiving, I decided to write a review of Sarah Palin’s Christmas book Good Tidings And Great Joy because, as I slowly learned the further I read, I fucking hate myself. What I thought would be a quick, fun jaunt turned into a goddamn labor of love spanning four posts that devoured my entire holiday. More »



Megyn Kelly Was Just Kidding About White Santa

Before I even get to the conclusion of the Megyn Kelly said “Jesus and Santa have to be white” saga, below is the Eiza Gonzalez panty flash for those of you want to keep your worldview unchallenged and safe in its comfy bed of bullshit. Because, whatever you celebrate this time of year, showing goodwill… More »


Jon Stewart Had A Few Things To Say About Megyn Kelly’s White Santa

Yesterday, when the Internet learned of Megyn Kelly’s pure, lily-white Jesus and Santa Claus, the most prominent reaction after, “I’m sorry. What?” was, “God, I hope The Daily Show tackles this.” Which they did. So below is Jon Stewart having a goddamn field day pulling this delicious bullshit sandwich apart along with asking a very… More »


I Wonder How The War On Christmas Is Going

*opens door, peaks head in*
“By the way, for all you kids watching at home, Santa just is white but this person is just arguing that maybe we should also have a black Santa,” Kelly said. “Santa is what he is and just so you know, we are debating this because someone wrote about… More »



IT’S JESUS’ BIRTHDAY OR ELSE MUSLIMS!!! A Review of Sarah Palin’s Christmas Book (Pt. 4)

Welcome to the final installment of The Superficial review of Good Tidings and Great Joy which, yes, I’m completely willing to accept may have played a part in Paul Walker’s death. This shit got way out of hand, and God only knows who it’ll claim next if I don’t put an end to it soon. More »


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