Posts tagged "War On Christmas"

Let The War On Christmas Begin!

Last year over the Thanksgiving holiday, I wrote a giant ass review of Sarah Palin's Good Tidings And Great Joy, her bullshit book on the bullshit War on Christmas. It took me four days and over 20 hours of writing because clearly I am an idiot who hates rest and relaxation. This year, …
By: The Superficial / November 28, 2014

The Complete Superficial Review of Sarah Palin’s Bullshit War on Christmas Book

Over Thanksgiving, I decided to write a review of Sarah Palin's Christmas book Good Tidings And Great Joy because, as I slowly learned the further I read, I fucking hate myself. What I thought would be a quick, fun jaunt turned into a goddamn labor of love spanning four …
By: The Superficial / December 24, 2013

Megyn Kelly Was Just Kidding About White Santa

Before I even get to the conclusion of the Megyn Kelly said "Jesus and Santa have to be white" saga, below is the Eiza Gonzalez panty flash for those of you want to keep your worldview unchallenged and safe in its comfy bed of bullshit. Because, whatever you celebrate …
By: The Superficial / December 16, 2013

Jon Stewart Had A Few Things To Say About Megyn Kelly’s White Santa

Yesterday, when the Internet learned of Megyn Kelly's pure, lily-white Jesus and Santa Claus, the most prominent reaction after, "I'm sorry. What?" was, "God, I hope The Daily Show tackles this." Which they did. So below is Jon Stewart having a goddamn field day pulling this delicious …
By: The Superficial / December 13, 2013

I Wonder How The War On Christmas Is Going

*opens door, peaks head in* "By the way, for all you kids watching at home, Santa just is white but this person is just arguing that maybe we should also have a black Santa," Kelly said. "Santa is what he is and just so you know, we are debating this because …
By: The Superficial / December 12, 2013

IT’S JESUS’ BIRTHDAY OR ELSE MUSLIMS!!! A Review of Sarah Palin’s Christmas Book (Pt. 4)

Welcome to the final installment of The Superficial review of Good Tidings and Great Joy which, yes, I'm completely willing to accept may have played a part in Paul Walker's death. This shit got way out of hand, and God only knows who it'll claim next if I don't put an …
By: The Superficial / December 1, 2013

F*ck Me In The Solstice, Why Did I Do This? A Review of Sarah Palin’s Christmas Book (Pt. 3)

We now return to our review of Good Tidings and Great Joy already in progress... [Ed. Note: Because I hate myself, I've been spending four hours of writing for every one hour of reading, so this is all the intro you're getting. Suck it. - SW] 4. TRUE GRIT Chapter 4 is all …
By: The Superficial / November 30, 2013

Seasons Greetings, Titty-Titty-Gun-Gun! A Review of Sarah Palin’s Christmas Book (Pt. 2)

Welcome back to The Superficial review of Sarah Palin's new book Good Tidings and Great Joy where her ghostwriter details the quitting governor's thoughts on The War on Christmas, and why good Christians should fight back against liberals who are making sure our government doesn't advocate a national religion …
By: The Superficial / November 29, 2013

Happy Holidays, Queen Elkunt of The North! A Review of Sarah Palin’s Christmas Book (Pt. 1)

"They took Christ out of Christmas. We're not shopping there." These were the words out of my mother's mouth one December when I was around seven or eight as we passed a small family-owned grocery store off Route 611 near our house in Scotrun, PA. You see, the owners had committed the cardinal sin of …
By: The Superficial / November 28, 2013