Posts tagged "War Machine"

War Machine Is Innocent Because War Machine Is A Fictional Character, Dummies

Last month, MMA fighter War Machine allegedly beat the holy living shit out of his ex-girlfriend porn star Christy Mack before attempting to rape her. He quickly went on the run only to be captured by police after a witness saw him allegedly beating another woman outside of a Simi Valley hotel. He’s now i…

By: The Superficial / September 5, 2014

The Police Caught War Machine Without Dog The Bounty Hunter? Impossible

You can shoot an unarmed black kid six times in this country without most people batting an eye, but you’ll be goddamned if you beat the shit out of a porn star because we need them to jerk off. So after an intensive manhunt, US Marshals have finally arrested MMA fighter War Machine who’s apparently…

By: The Superficial / August 18, 2014

Dog The Bounty Hunter’s Closing In On War Machine

Yesterday, we learned about War Machine‘s romantic proposal to Christy Mack that somehow ended in him “allegedly” breaking 18 bones in her eye and rupturing her liver before attempting to rape her then cutting her hair with a dull knife when his dick wouldn’t work. It was the strangest thing, and he honestly has no…

By: The Superficial / August 13, 2014

There’s A $10,000 Reward For This Douche

While I try to make it a point not to write posts that give Chris Brown an erection, MMA fighter War Machine is currently on the run after allegedly beating and attempting to rape porn star Christy Mack. TMZ reports:

Porn star Christy Mack says War Machine broke up with her in May…

By: The Superficial / August 12, 2014