Posts tagged "Vivid"

If Anyone Gives A Shit, Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries Settled Their Divorce

We have grave questions on our plate today from asking how truly vulnerable we are to domestic terrorism to how legal residents were able to stockpile a goddamn arsenal of explosives, firearms and rocket launchers, but what's really on everyone's mind is when are Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries finally going to settle that divorce…

By: The Superficial / April 19, 2013

Kris Humphries Sued For Allegedly Giving A Woman Herpes, Woman Sadly Not Kim Kardashian

A year before agreeing to be Kim Kardashian's fake husband, Kris Humphries allegedly had unprotected sex with a woman who claims he gave her herpes and is now suing him for it because apparently you can do that now. Anyone know what the payout is for the clap? No reason. RadarOnline reports: "Once Kayla Goldberg…

By: The Superficial / August 30, 2012

Kris Humphries Wants An Annulment So Prenup Will Be Dismissed

"Our entire marriage was a fraud right down to this prosthetic penis she made me carry all the time. Oh, God, I can still smell the foam rubber..." I want to say I've been holding off on covering Kris Humphries seeking an annulment of his marriage to Kim Kardashian because I wanted to see what…

By: The Superficial / December 2, 2011

Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape Belongs To The Peoples!

The battle for control of Kim Kardashian's sex tape just took a turn into Double Penetration Communism Town because now PornHub has tossed in a bid and plan to offer the infamous video for free to its audience which will probably be bored to tears by this thing because have you been on PornHub lately?

By: The Superficial / September 6, 2011

Kris Humphries Won’t Be Asked If It’s In Yet Tonight

In related news, Vivid Entertainment has made contact with the "mystery buyer" of Kim Kardashian's sex tape and set the price at $30 million along with basically admitting this is all just a giant PR stunt for Kim by making the following ham-fisted statement to TMZ: "I have no idea who is behind this offer…

By: The Superficial / August 31, 2011

Kim Kardashian Wants To Buy Back The Rights To Her Sex Tape

A "mystery buyer" (Read: Kim Kardashian.) has reportedly hired a Tennessee lawyer to purchase all the rights to Kim Kardashian Sex Tape from Vivid, so just assume this is the result of Kim's fake wedding - [Edit: Which I'm now realizing was nothing more than a fundraiser for this little adventure.] - being overshadowed by…

By: The Superficial / August 30, 2011