Posts tagged "Vito Schnabel"

Heidi Klum’s Topless In This Post, Too

When I scheduled this morning's Topless Heidi Klum Best of 2014 post last week so I could do jackshit over the last four days, I had no idea that Heidi would also spend this past weekend sunbathing topless in St. Barts. And yet here we are, so if this is part of Agent Klum's Doomsday…

By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014

BEST OF 2014: Heidi Klum Topless

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.

By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014

Heidi Klum’s Still Topless

Here's Day 2 of Heidi Klum's topless vacation with 27-year-old Vito Schnabel who at one point was banging Demi Moore, but presumably saw Boba Fett crawl out of her stomach and called it a day. As for what that has to do with the price of flapjacks in Germany, who understands half of these posts,…

By: The Superficial / April 17, 2014

That’s Heidi Klum Completely Topless

So remember yesterday when I helped promote an inspirational site then people got butthurt about Creationist Cosmos? Well, now back to NAKED TITTIES. Whoo! Aw yeah! No thinking here! SCORE. *drinks alone in the bathroom* Photos: AKM-GSI, Pacific Coast News

By: The Superficial / April 16, 2014