Posts tagged "Vitalii Sediuk"

Kim Kardashian’s Practically Topless Breasts Need An Armored Car Now

After being tackled by Vitalli Sediuk in Paris yesterday – Or the first time Kris Jenner naturally lubricated since 1986 as it shall be written in “The Apocalypse Scrolls.” – Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are traveling by armored car with armed guards now, according to TMZ. There was also talk of Kanye standing through…

The Superficial / September 26, 2014

Kim Kardashian Tackled In Paris By That Dude Who Punched Brad Pitt

While leaving a Fashion Week event in Paris, Kim Kardashian was reportedly tackled in the legs (link includes video) by Ukrainian comedian Vitalii Sediuk who’s apparently evolved from punching Brad Pitt in the face to doing God’s work and taking out the garbage. A one-man army cleansed with the blood of righteousness as he rai…

The Superficial / September 25, 2014

Brad Pitt Will ‘Stomp’ Vitalii Sediuk If He Goes For Another Lady’s Crotch

Last week, Brad Pitt was reportedly punched in the face by Ukrainian comedian Vitalii Sediuk whose schtick is usually burying his face in celebrity crotches on the red carpet. Which, according to Brad Pitt, is what actually happened until he was the one who punched. /heisenberg People reports:

“I was at the end…

The Superficial / June 3, 2014

Brad Pitt Got Punched In The Face

Vitalii Sediuk is a Ukrainian comedian who over the past few years has managed to kiss Will Smith, crash Adele’s Grammy speech, bury his face in Leonardo DiCaprio’s crotch and not even two weeks ago he shoved his head up Ugly Betty’s dress. And so for his next trick, he decided to take the more…

The Superficial / May 29, 2014

GET YOUR FACE OFF JONAH HILL’S BOYFRIEND!

“That’s it. Now gain 80 pounds and tell me how bad you want work with Marty. Mmm, that’s the stuff…”
[Ed. Note: If you don’t have a field day with this, I’ll shoot you all in the face. – SW]
Photos: Pacific Coast News

The Superficial / February 7, 2014

Don’t Try To Kiss Will Smith On The Mouth

On the off-chance you were nowhere near a computer this weekend, right after we farted out for the day on Friday, which is probably the most professional way to describe our workflow, Will Smith apparently “slapped” a reporter in Moscow after the dude tried to kiss him on the mouth during the red carpet premiere…

The Superficial / May 21, 2012