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Hey, Dipshits! Look, They Made Another ‘xXx’ Movie For You

Vin Diesel’s back in the new xXx movie because we have reached our peak capabilities as a world power. It’s empire crumbling time now, bitches. More »

Vin Diesel & The Rock Feud: Probably WWE Stunt This Whole Time

Goddammit. More »

Vin Diesel Loves The Rock Again Because Paul Walker Or Some Shit

Paul Walker healed The Rock and Vin Diesel from Heaven. More »

Tyrese Chose Team Diesel. We Should Have Seen This Coming.

Tyrese came to Vin Diesel in his time of crisis, because they’re family or some dumb shit. More »

Vin Diesel Is Gonna Tell You Everything

Vin Diesel’s story will not go untold. More »

The Rock Was Talking About Vin Diesel, Vin Diesel Is The Candy Ass

So remember when The Rock called somebody an unprofessional candy ass? It was Vin Diesel. Vin Diesel has the ass candy. More »

Gee, I Wonder Who The Rock Just Called An Unprofessional Candy Ass?

The Rock just put his male Fast 8 co-stars on blast. More »

‘Say Hello To That Round Mound of Pound’ Is One Way To Talk To Kids

Oh, the things Vin Diesel is gonna do for money in the 90s. Shark toy? More »

Vin Diesel Had ‘The Best Body In New York City For Decades.’ Decades.

Was your body in New York City anytime in the past 10 to 30 years? Too bad. Vin Diesel’s was better. More »

Vin Diesel Is The Goddamn King Of Sucking It In

Vin Diesel has your dad bod right here. More »

‘Oh, Da Cheeseburgers I’m Gonna Eat For My Country…’

Vin Diesel is looking great. Really, really great. More »

Vin Diesel Really Needs To Stop Singing To Paul Walker

Vin Diesel’s still sad about Paul Walker’s death, so he horrifically performed an awful song in his honor. Enjoy. More »

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