Posts tagged "Vin Diesel"

Vin Diesel Had ‘The Best Body In New York City For Decades.’ Decades.

Was your body in New York City anytime in the past 10 to 30 years? Too bad. Vin Diesel’s was better.

The Superficial | October 23, 2015 - 1:17 pm

Vin Diesel Is The Goddamn King Of Sucking It In

Vin Diesel has your dad bod right here.

The Superficial | October 12, 2015 - 10:43 am

‘Oh, Da Cheeseburgers I’m Gonna Eat For My Country…’

Vin Diesel is looking great. Really, really great.

The Superficial | October 7, 2015 - 10:25 am

Vin Diesel Really Needs To Stop Singing To Paul Walker

Vin Diesel’s still sad about Paul Walker’s death, so he horrifically performed an awful song in his honor. Enjoy.

Photo Boy | May 21, 2015 - 1:00 pm

Vin Diesel’s Lost Without Paul Walker

“Haha, remember when I quit after the first one because I thought I was going to be a giant movie star then came back and agreed to do 20 more? Haha, remember that?”
“Yeah, Vin, I remember.”

You might think of The Fast And Furious franchise as nothing more than cars going…

The Superficial | June 18, 2014 - 12:30 pm

I Love The Smell of Raccoons With Machine Guns In The Morning

Here’s the latest trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy where you get to find out what this movie will feel like with an actual score instead of classic rock hits. More importantly than whatever the hell I just said, you get to see the raccoon with a machine gun say a bunch of funny words,…

The Superficial | June 17, 2014 - 10:25 am

‘Guardians of The Galaxy’ Has A New Trailer

I’m sorry. Did the raccoon with a machine gun adjust his tiny raccoon crotch? *shoves life’s savings at monitor* Take it! TAKE MY MONEY NOW. (It’s like Roger Ebert’s back from the dead, I know. I miss him, too)
UPDATE: Replaced the top vid, but in case that one goes out, here’s the official Marvel

The Superficial | May 19, 2014 - 3:30 pm

Vin Diesel Danced For 7 Minutes on Facebook. Alone. By Himself.

Last night around midnight PST, Vin Diesel apparently felt the need to record himself dancing alone to both Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse” and Beyonce’s “Drunk In Love” before uploading all seven and a half minutes to Facebook. Now, I don’t want to say he’s drunk, but he does spend part of the video wobbling in…

The Superficial | January 28, 2014 - 12:58 pm

Paris Hilton Will Start Suing Now

“And one of them just touched me. GUARDS!”
Earlier this week, an excerpt from Neil Strauss’ new book was posted online that depicted an 18-year-old Paris Hilton as a racist who regretted making out with Vin Diesel after realizing he was black-ish. Her rep has since issued the following statement claiming the quote is false…

The Superficial | March 24, 2011 - 1:14 pm

Paris Hilton: ‘I Can’t Stand Black Guys’

In author Neil Strauss’ new book Everyone Loves You When You’re Dead, he shares an anecdote about meeting an 18-year-old Paris Hilton who opens up to him about getting implants at 14 until her mom made her take them out, wanting to pose for Playboy and making out with Vin Diesel before realizing he’s some…

The Superficial | March 22, 2011 - 1:22 pm

Vin Diesel dropped by publicist for diva behavior

Vin Diesel pulled a diva move on Sunday by failing to show up for a Fast & Furious press junket, according to Page Six:
“No one could get a hold of him,” our spy said. “He didn’t pick up his phone and it wasn’t until a Universal executive called that he finally picked up and…

The Superficial | March 19, 2009 - 10:52 am

Vin Diesel still alive, procreating

Anyone remember Vin Diesel? Anyone? Well, apparently model Paloma Jimenez did, I’m guessing about nine months ago, because she let him put a baby in her. She quietly (?) birthed the child in April. Vin’s rep must’ve just now realized he has a client and announced the news yesterday to People:
Vin Diesel and his…

The Superficial | June 6, 2008 - 10:38 am