Video Games

Megan Fox Will Do Anything For Money

Megan Fox makes commercials for mobile games now. More »


Peter Dinklage Made A ‘Clueless Gamer,’ POUR IT INTO MY EYES

Peter Dinklage? Clueless Gamer? Someone fetch a lasso because I gots me an erection to wrangle. (Why did I write that?) More »


Seth Rogen & Zac Efron Drawing Penises On Conan’s Face, Anyone?

Seth Rogen and Zac Efron do a dick-filled Clueless Gamer. More »



Conan Made A ‘Clueless Gamer’ For ‘Far Cry Primal’

Conan tries to play Far Cry Primal with some dude I already hate. More »


Kanye West’s Video Game Was Hard, You Guys

Kanye West made a video game, but people acted like that shit regular, so he made them watch the trailer twice. More »


Charlotte McKinney’s Boobs Want You To Eat More Carl’s Jr.

Charlotte McKinney has a new Carl’s Jr. commercial. Her boobs shoot guns in it. More »



Karrueche Tran & Hailey Baldwin Are Your Bikini Pics of Harmony

Karrueche Tran and Hailey Baldwin bikini photos plus the Final Fantasy VII remake trailer because I’m throwing everything at you while I gear up to go off about Rachel Dolezal in a TL;DR post. … More »


Kate Upton Is Losing Modeling Work To Mariah Carey?

Mariah Carey is replacing Kate Upton as the new breasts of Game of War. Ouch. More »


Paula Deen’s Video Game Will Melt Your Mind Into Buttah, Sugah

Paula Deen has a video game, and the trailer will fry your brain like a goddamn egg. More »



What Stupid Shit Did Kanye Say Now?

Kanye is designing a video game about his mom’s journey into heaven and claims Beyonce keeps photo of Kim Kardashian in the studio for inspiration. More »


Kate Upton’s Breasts Shill Free-To-Play Games Now

Last week’s South Park episode amazingly shit all over freemium games as it should. Except here are Kate Upton’s bouncing breasts telling me to play one which I’m probably going to do because the sole purpose of a penis is to bankrupt and ultimately kill whoever it’s attached to. Think of it like Superman and… More »


Emily Ratajkowski Will Sell You ‘Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare’ Now

While today will determine the political future of our country until the presidential campaign season starts tomorrow, none of that involves tits and guns in exosuits, so America has but zero fucks to give as it prepares to celebrate today’s true holiday. So here’s Emily Ratajkowski in the new Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare trailer… More »



Stephen Colbert Takes On #GamerGate

As some of you might’ve noticed, the Edit feature is no longer available in the comments which is all thanks to #GamerGaters and their inability to gracefully lose an argument without exploiting flaws to change other users’ comments. So to celebrate that momentous turn of events, here’s Stephen Colbert joining the month-long debunking of the… More »


Conan Went To E3 And Other News

- Whitewashing Batfleck’s gambling problem begins. [Lainey Gossip]

- Lady GaGa and R. Kelly made a rape video with Terry Richardson or something. [Dlisted]

- Random Facts You Probably Didn’t Know About The Porn Industry [theCHIVE]

– Goddammit, Katy Perry. What did you do?! [Fishwrapper]

– A… More »


Conan Got An Advance Copy of ‘Super Smash Bros.’

Feedly is under another DDoS attack, so I’m literally just posting shit that amuses me, and there’s not a goddamn thing anyone can do about it thanks to my new girlfriend who hopefully should be here any minute now. And better be because I bought all these Funyuns. And meth. Anyway, here’s Conan O’Brien reviewing… More »



Abigail Ratchford Will Comfort You Now

Alright, folks, it’s a Friday when a major summer blockbuster releases, so we already mentally checked out yesterday. But to keep you company, here’s Abigail Ratchford – who can’t possibly be from Pennsylvania, there’s no fucking way – along with a new Honest Trailer, Clueless Gamer, and this week’s edition of The Most Important PeopleMore »


‘Batman: Arkham Knight’ Wants To Say Hi

Batman: Arkham Origins was a fill-in title kicked to WB Montreal who had nothing to do with Arkham City or Arkham Asylum and it fucking showed. However, the purpose of Origins was to milk some cash out of the franchise off the heels of City’s success while Rocksteady finished up the final installment which we… More »


Holy Repetitive Combat, Batman: My Weekend With ‘Batman: Arkham Origins’

I really wanted Batman: Arkham Origins to be awesome. In fact, I spent more way time with this game than I did for my first impressions of Grand Theft Auto V and Bioshock Infinite just to give it a chance to open up and give me something, anything, besides the feeling of “This is it?” More »



The Guy Who Does Franklin’s Voice In ‘GTA V’ Knocked Out Ice Cube In Real Life

Grand Theft Auto V is a goddamn amazing game thanks to it’s engrossing design and writing, and not because of all the outfits you can spend an entire afternoon picking out for your characters even though Trevor keeps putting his Dusche beer sleeveless T back on after I spent all that time finding the right… More »


Tom Clancy Died (1947 – 2013)

Depending on what age you are, you know the name Tom Clancy from either his expansive library of meticulously detailed military/espionage novels or the several video games series bearing his name. I fall squarely in the former category (Ask me to name some of my all time favorite books and/or movies, and you’ll hear the… More »


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