Now that we’ve seen Taylor Swift serenading a woman’s butt and Chris Hansen’s greatest sting yet, here’s the rest of The 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show featuring models I didn’t have time to label, so it’s on you to remember what their names are. They have feelings, you bastard!
Last year, Jessica Hart said some shit about Taylor Swift “not fitting in” at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show which is why this year Jessica was nowhere to be seen and NY Daily News reports it’s Taylor’s doing. Which seems like way too much power for Taylor Swift to have except if you look at… More »
Here’s Ariana Grande performing at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show because what’s sexier than watching a singing 12-year-old in linger- *waits to get tackled by Photo Boy, realizes he’s on vacation, shrugs* – a singing 12-year-old in linger- *gets shot in the knee by Chris Hansen*
Yesterday, rumors started flying that Miranda Kerr had been fired from Victoria’s Secret despite being one of their most recognizable Angels. Then again, she did have a child and with serious crime comes serious punishment. Turns out she wasn’t fired, and according to Victoria’s Secret statement to Just Jared, Miranda will be walking in their… More »
Let me just preface this by saying, if you thought you knew how egotistical Kanye West is, you’ve clearly never asked him who he wants to be at his funeral because you’re not running around screaming, “Oh, God, Jesus, his head! His head is pushing us all off the Earth! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!” Via… More »
Now that I’ve bored you to tears with my words on Joe Paterno, who wants to look at some pretty pictures? Welcome to our annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show coverage, only this year thanks to our brand spanking new site, we were able to condense this puppy into one glorious magical post featuring Miranda Kerr,… More »
Sorry for the late start, folks, but as you can see, it was not for naught.
Here’s the 2010 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show which, as you already know, featured the return of Mount Katy Perry along with these lovely ladies who, if Adriana Lima is any indication, were prepared to get violent if… More »
If you don’t like looking at insanely hot women in lingerie, now would be a good time to go see New Moon and/or become a People subscriber. These are shots from last night’s 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, and I started things off with Alessandra Ambrosio and Marisa Miller who seem to be engaged… More »
Match the supermodel with the thought going through her head:
1. “Try and tell me my outfit can’t have a bejeweled spider attacking my vagina. I’m ______, bitch!”
2. “Wait a minute. This isn’t Scores….”
3. “Probably should’ve gotten that Brazilian today.”
4. “Why won’t my mother just admit she had… More »