Posts tagged "Victoria’s Secret"

The Best Candice Swanepoel Pics We’ve Ever Posted And Other News

Star Wars fucked over Quentin Tarantino. [Lainey Gossip]

So this Macaulay Culkin video happened. [Dlisted]

Kourtney Kardashian’s fucking all the kids. [TMZ]

Selena Gomez is taking bikini selfies again. [IDLYITW]

Your morning links. …

The Superficial | December 18, 2015 - 9:00 am

Good Morning, Sara Sampaio Bikini Photos, And Other News

The Bat-Tank and WWE Wonder Woman posters are here. [Lainey Gossip]

Tyler Perry’s making a crucifixion musical. [Dlisted]

Martin Shkreli got busted for securities fraud. Merry Christmas! [TMZ]

Lamar Odom’s hooker pussy buffet might cost him $10 mil. [IDLYITW]

Your morning links. …

Photo Boy | December 17, 2015 - 10:19 am

Good Morning, Elsa Hosk’s Camel Toe, And Other News

Pacey’s dad is talking about Norman Reedus now. [Lainey Gossip]

Caitlyn Jenner pissed off transgenders again. [Dlisted]

Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton can stop pretending now. [TMZ]

Ruby Rose is single. [IDLYITW]

Your morning links. …

The Superficial | December 16, 2015 - 9:48 am

Good Morning, Candice Swanepoel Bikini Photos, And Other News

Did Norman Reedus steal Pacey’s girlfriend? [Lainey Gossip]

Shirtless Runner Guy moistens the Internet. [Dlisted]

Carrie Fisher hijacks The Force Awakens premiere. [TMZ]

Demi Lovato is great falling down. [IDLYITW]

Your morning links. …

The Superficial | December 15, 2015 - 9:34 am

Good Morning, Martha Hunt Bikini Photos, And Other News

Lady Gaga doing half-naked Lady Gaga shit. [Lainey Gossip]

Schumifer Lawrence is about to get old quick. [Dlisted]

Tony Hawk fucking hates hoverboards. [TMZ]

Charlotte McKinney’s breasts pose for As If. [IDLYITW]

Your morning links. …

The Superficial | December 14, 2015 - 8:00 am

Football Is Bullshit, Here Are The Commercials

Some sort of sports ball game happened last night, but more importantly, celebrity laden ads to sell you shit you don’t need and sequels to movies nobody asked for! USA! USA! USA!

The Superficial | February 2, 2015 - 10:21 am

Cara Delevingne Seduced Kendall Into Bailing On Victoria’s Secret

It’s been Kendall Jenner’s dream to walk the Victoria’s Secret runway, but on the eve of its London takeover, she took off across Europe with a drunk, panty flashing Cara Delevingne which is exactly what I would’ve done in her situation minus the part where they hung out with Karl Lagerfeld because his glasses scare…

The Superficial | December 2, 2014 - 1:17 pm

Michael Bay Should Only Do This, Nothing But This

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles might be a childhood-raping CGI abortion that already made enough money to greenlight a sequel because you people are the fucking devil except here’s Michael Bay proving he still serves a purpose in this world and that purpose is Victoria’s Secret commercials. Sure, any idiot can point a camera at hot

The Superficial | August 11, 2014 - 1:37 pm

Good Morning, Alessandra Ambrosio, And Other News

- Sure, Cate Blanchett looked great, but did she manually stimulate any statues? [Lainey Gossip]

– RIP, Colonel Meow [Dlisted]

- Bras Are Not Welcome Around Here [theCHIVE]

- Rihanna has lost her damn mind. [Fishwrapper]

– Methinks Kaley Cuoco doth Instagram too hard. [tooFab]

The Superficial | January 31, 2014 - 8:22 am

Good Morning, Adriana Lima & Karlie Kloss, And Other News

- There’s a #MondayBunday now?! ‘Tis truly is a magical season. [theCHIVE]

- Miley Cyrus’ hair looks like this now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Ali Lohan is trying to be a singer again. [Dlisted]

- Why I Believe Jameis Winston’s Accuser [Deadspin]

- Kim Kardashian thinks she’s Elizabeth

The Superficial | December 10, 2013 - 8:58 am

Jessica Hart Got Fired From Victoria’s Secret Because of Taylor Swift

After making comments about Taylor Swift performing at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, model Jessica Hart found herself fired because apparently this seemed like a nicer excuse than, “Ew, you’re 27.” Page Six reports:

Asked at the afterparty at Tao if the pop star could “pull it off” as a lingerie model, Hart…

The Superficial | December 3, 2013 - 11:00 am

The 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Because we’re serious, comprehensive journalists, here’s the rest of The 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show featuring everyone who’s not Candice Swanepoel or that chick who won’t shut up about her ex because they already got their own posts. Not that that means the rest of these models should commit suicide, but they probably shouldn’t look…

The Superficial | November 14, 2013 - 11:28 am

Candice Swanepoel Won The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

In Scientology, anyone who undermines the teachings of the church is referred to as a Suppressive Person who must be excommunicated because they’re also Hitler. Which seems like a silly practice from a silly religion, except it’s probably not a bad idea for how you should treat anyone who tries to say the Victoria’s Secret

The Superficial | November 14, 2013 - 10:56 am

Taylor Swift Performed At The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show? The Taylor Swift?

If I had to choose the prudest person in the world to perform at The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, it’d be Taylor Swift followed by a nun in a chastity belt at a distant second. That said, Taylor does have an incredible body that I’ll never have sex with in a thousand years which was…

The Superficial | November 14, 2013 - 10:25 am

Good Morning, Candice Swanepoel, And Other News

- Jennifer Lawrence cut her hair. Everyone freak out! [Lainey Gossip]

- Taylor Swift is stealing Laura Bush’s clothes now. [Dlisted]

– Good God, Jordan Carver… [theCHIVE]

- Jon and Kate Gosselin are having some sort of public spat again. [Fishwrapper]

- Naya Rivera is way hotter…

The Superficial | November 7, 2013 - 8:55 am

Justin Bieber Broke Up Miranda Kerr & Orlando Bloom? The Justin Bieber?

It’s pretty much a given that Justin Bieber banged Barbara Palvin after The 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, but now comes word that he probably also had sex with Miranda Kerr because Justice Scalia was right. The devil is real, and he is doing something besides making pigs run off cliffs. It’s this, he’s doing…

The Superficial | October 31, 2013 - 2:30 pm

Michael Bay Was Attacked By A Zombie, Your Mind-P*ssy Just Got Exploded With Truth

“So things are getting hot, right? She’s laying on the Ferrari, all writhing and shit. I’m primed and ready to drop my C4. Except if you look at my fingers, you’ll notice the one I’m about to collide into is not in the shape of a hole, and that’s why my car was on fire…

The Superficial | October 18, 2013 - 10:25 am

Michael Bay Got Attacked By Triads In Hong Kong

“Dude, dude, check it out. I’m with a hot chick, and the kind black dudes like. That’s funny!”

While filming Transformers: Age of Extinction in Hong Kong this morning, Michael Bay suddenly found himself being exactly right that time he said all Chinese people know karate because two of them started kicking him…

The Superficial | October 17, 2013 - 12:19 pm

And Now Back To Celebrities: Whose Genitals Are They Touching?

Granted, terrorism is super indie cool now, let’s get back to bullshit celebrity engagements that mean absolutely nothing. This time around it’s Adam Levine proposing to Victoria’s Secret model Behati Prinsloo, according to Us Magazine:

Levine was previously linked to 21-year-old supermodel Nina Agdal, but the Maroon 5 frontman rekindled his relationship with…

The Superficial | July 17, 2013 - 11:19 am

Victoria’s Secret Put Kate Upton In Their New Catalog Without Telling Her

Here’s the back cover from the new Victoria’s Secret catalog that’s been going around making everyone think they signed Kate Upton after absolutely trashing her last year. Turns out they just went ahead and used old photos of her without telling her and thought that would go over well. Page Six reports:

The…

The Superficial | May 29, 2013 - 10:08 am
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