Posts tagged "Victoria Prince"

Kevin Federline Made Another Baby

Kevin Federline’s wife Victoria Prince got her body back into incredible shape after birthing a daughter in 2011, so naturally he’s having none of that and put another baby in her. It’s good to weigh them down when you can only run so fast. If at all. TMZ reports:

Kevin Federline is a…

By: The Superficial / December 12, 2013

Just A Reminder: This Is Kevin Federline’s Wife

Here’s Victoria Prince promoting some fantasy football league that isn’t important because I prefer my role-playing games the way God intended them with orcs and dragons and masturbating alone in a basement rife with shame and collectible figurines which are the same thing, so that was redundant. Anyway, Kevin Federline is a mullet walrus yet…

By: The Superficial / September 10, 2013

Kevin Federline’s Apparently Going To Ride This Fat Thing Out

Both Kevin Federline and Britney Spears attended their son’s soccer game yesterday which must’ve been nice for her because, for once, she wasn’t the one everyone kept watching to make sure their kid didn’t get eaten. “Honey, honey, he’s licking his lips. He’s licking his lips! GRAB JIMMY!”

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash

By: The Superficial / March 18, 2013

Kevin Federline Has 5 Kids Now

Fffft, yup. We’re gonna have us a good ol’ family. Alright, babe, they get mad if those dishes stack up. Pick me up at 8?”

Kevin Federline’s girlfriend Victoria Prince has reportedly birthed his fifth child, a daughter Jordan Kay, according to People, and I can’t even tell you how much money I’d…

By: The Superficial / August 17, 2011

Kevin Federline Needs ‘Courage’ to Propose to Pregnant Girlfriend

With Kevin Federline’s girlfriend Victoria Prince officially pregnant with his fifth child, the question is whether or not he’ll make an honest woman out of her or continue to live in fear of marriage after his first attempt with Britney Spears. I heard, if he closes his eyes, he can still smell the gurvy ice…

By: The Superficial / April 7, 2011

Kevin Federline Knocked His Girlfriend Up

Granted, it’s been rumored before that Kevin Federline impregnated his girlfriend Victoria Prince, but until now, there were never photos of Sean Preston rubbing his clearly-gestating sibling and wondering if real mama’s gonna eat this one, too. He knows he ain’t supposed to talk about Jeffie, but how comes they don’t make baby sammiches at…

By: The Superficial / March 28, 2011

Kevin Federline’s sperm has struck again

Here’s a surprise twist, guess who turned out to be the pregnant one in Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince’s relationship. (Hint: Don’t go by stomachs.) Via Celebuzz:

Prince has been accompanying Kevin as he follows ex-wife Britney Spears all over the globe on her recent tour. Apparently, the couple had a pregnancy false…

By: The Superficial / November 6, 2009

Kevin Federline is still fat as all hell

The still-rotund Kevin Federline was spotted outside Kabuki Sushi Bar in LA yesterday, and I have no idea why he’s wheeling around a tiny suitcase. Although, I’m willing to bet money it holds a cow leg for him to chew on during the ride home.

KEVIN: Vicky, hand me mah cow leg.
VICTORIA:…

By: The Superficial / October 2, 2009

So Freaking Hot: Best of September

In case you were in a coma for the entire month of September, here’s a look back at the Top 10 So Freaking Hot posts for the month. Feel free to catch up on what you missed, or relive the memory of getting fired for pretending the fax machine was Blake Lively’s breasts. Wait,…

By: The Superficial / September 30, 2009

Victoria Prince in a bikini and K-Fed’s shirtless girth

The entire Spears clan, including divorced members and their girlfriends, must be in Miami because here’s Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince hanging out by their hotel’s pool yesterday. I love how Kevin’s abandoned his dancer physique to channel Dom DeLuise yet somehow still has sex with a woman who’s 100 times more in shape…

By: The Superficial / September 2, 2009

Kevin Federline wants his own reality show

Because KFC doesn’t grow on trees, Kevin Federline wants to pitch a new reality show featuring his girlfriend VIctoria Prince and his sons Sean and Jayden according to E! News:

“Victoria is a big part of the series,” says the source. “They are not engaged, but she lives with him full-time in hi…

By: The Superficial / July 21, 2009

Britney & Kevin: The Narrative That Keeps on Giving

Star continues its quest for journalistic excellence by milking the ever-living fuck out of the Britney Spears and Kevin Federline narrative. This time around the two wacky lovebirds are constantly having sex and were even caught in the act by Victoria Prince:

“It’s like they’re newlyweds all over again,” a family insider…

By: The Superficial / April 8, 2009

Britney Spears trying to make Kevin jealous

Britney Spears is reportedly hooking up with her 21-year-old backup dancer, Chase Benz (above), but apparently it’s all an elaborate ruse to make Kevin Federline jealous. Because nothing wins your man back like making out with another dude in a public toilet. OK! Magazine reports:

Things got steamier the next night in Montreal, where…

By: The Superficial / April 2, 2009

Kevin Federline still incredibly fat

Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince were spotted in Vegas leaving the tables at the Venetian. God, I don’t think I could ever get sick of looking at fat Kevin Federline. He looks like a cartoon character. And I don’t know what it is, but it always looks like his shirt is on backwards. Or, like,…

By: Superficial / February 7, 2009

Jayden James is a traitor!

Britney Spears’ sons Jayden James and Sean Preston seem to be adapting nicely to Kevin Federline’s girlfriend Victoria Prince. He recently took all of them, along with his children from Shar Jackson, up to the mountains for a getaway. This marks the first time I’ve seen a blonde woman holding Jayden in the woods where…

By: The Superficial / January 29, 2009

Kevin Federline’s girlfriend slowly becoming ‘Mommy that doesn’t try to eat us’

Kevin Federline’s new girlfriend Victoria Prince has been spending some quality time with Jayden James and, get the fuck out, Sean? Didn’t see that coming. TMZ reports:

K-Fed and his new girlfriend, Victoria Prince, took Sean Preston and Jayden James out for lunch at a Japanese restaurant in Fresno this weekend — where Prince…

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2009

Kevin Federline’s new girlfriend has money problems (Dear Irony, I love you.)

Kevin Feder – holy shit! Ladies and gentleman, I’ve solved the mystery of where Kevin’s children from Shar Jackson went. Moving on. Kevin’s new girlfriend Victoria Prince apparently has some money problems and could be looking to get her hands on some sweet Britney money. TMZ reports:

Sources tell TMZ Victoria Prince was booted…

By: The Superficial / January 7, 2009

Kevin Federline has a new lady

Kevin Federline took his Britney-replacement beach volleyball player Victoria Prince to Tao in Vegas last night, and if that’s not the face of a man who just impregnated a woman, I don’t know what is. (Read: I’m sterile. Ladies?)

NOTE: Also included Suge Knight scoping out K-Fed’s ass, and loving what he sees, because…

By: The Superficial / December 20, 2008