Vanilla Ice

Vanilla Ice: Storm Rider

Vanilla Ice rides out Hurricane Matthew, and no, you can’t have that gay porn parody title, I already called it! More »

Somebody Asked Ryan Lochte About Colin Kaepernick, Yesssss…

Ryan Lochte actually has thoughts on Colin Kaepernick. I’m as shocked as you are. More »

So Who Wants To See Vanilla Ice Miss His Flight?

Reminder: Vanilla Ice is an asshat. More »

Vanilla Ice Is A Criminal Mastermind

Vanilla Ice lied to the cops, and his own foreman, about owning the vacant house he ordered his production crew to remove specific items from. More »

Vanilla Ice Arrested For Burglary, The Circle Is Now Complete

Vanilla Ice thought it’d be a great idea to steal a bunch of random shit from a vacant house that still had an owner who wanted his stuff back. More »

Vanilla Ice Has Finally Been Reunited With The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Selling macaroni and cheese.

Back in October, Vanilla Ice practically offered to suck Michael Bay’s Ferrari’s dick for chance to be in the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. Instead, he got to do this commercial for Kraft Macaroni & Cheese where he stocks shelves at a supermarket while singing “Go Ninja, GoMore »

Justin Bieber Made His Bodyguards Carry Him Up The Great Wall of China

Here’s Justin Bieber being carried up the Great Wall of China by his bodyguards yesterday because naturally he’s a little shithead who thinks he’s an emperor. Which would’ve been a great time to lodge a throwing star into his skull, but I guess China’s okay with Canadians defiling their sacred monuments. That’s not a sign… More »

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