Vanilla Ice lied to the cops, and his own foreman, about owning the vacant house he ordered his production crew to remove specific items from. More »
Vanilla Ice thought it’d be a great idea to steal a bunch of random shit from a vacant house that still had an owner who wanted his stuff back. More »
Selling macaroni and cheese.
Back in October, Vanilla Ice practically offered to suck Michael Bay’s Ferrari’s dick for chance to be in the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. Instead, he got to do this commercial for Kraft Macaroni & Cheese where he stocks shelves at a supermarket while singing “Go Ninja, Go” More »
Here’s Justin Bieber being carried up the Great Wall of China by his bodyguards yesterday because naturally he’s a little shithead who thinks he’s an emperor. Which would’ve been a great time to lodge a throwing star into his skull, but I guess China’s okay with Canadians defiling their sacred monuments. That’s not a sign… More »
Nothing’s funnier than a domestic violence 911 call. Especially one that involves Vanilla Ice. Am I right? High five! Anyway, after six minutes of sheer lunacy (audio after the jump) you’ll find it comforting to know that Vanilla’s wife Laura dropped the battery charges and took him back, according to TMZ. So, sorry,… More »