Posts tagged "Vanilla Ice"

Vanilla Ice Has Finally Been Reunited With The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Selling macaroni and cheese. Back in October, Vanilla Ice practically offered to suck Michael Bay's Ferrari's dick for chance to be in the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. Instead, he got to do this commercial for Kraft Macaroni & Cheese where he stocks shelves at a …
By: The Superficial / February 19, 2014

Justin Bieber Made His Bodyguards Carry Him Up The Great Wall of China

Here's Justin Bieber being carried up the Great Wall of China by his bodyguards yesterday because naturally he's a little shithead who thinks he's an emperor. Which would've been a great time to lodge a throwing star into his skull, but I guess China's okay with Canadians defiling their sacred monuments.
By: The Superficial / October 1, 2013

Vanilla Ice’s wife 911 call will make you stop, collaborate and listen. Then feel kind of awkward.

Nothing's funnier than a domestic violence 911 call. Especially one that involves Vanilla Ice. Am I right? High five! Anyway, after six minutes of sheer lunacy (audio after the jump) you'll find it comforting to know that Vanilla's wife Laura dropped the battery charges and took him back, according to TMZ. So, …
By: The Superficial / May 8, 2008

Vanilla Ice arrested for domestic battery

Vanilla Ice (Real name: Robert Van Winkle) was arrested last night at his home after he got into an argument with his wife and allegedly shoved her, according to TMZ: Vanilla Ice is still in custody at Palm Beach County Jail. Palm Beach County Sheriff's tell TMZ that in most cases, people arrested for …
By: The Superficial / April 11, 2008