Vanilla Ice

Vanilla Ice: Storm Rider

Vanilla Ice rides out Hurricane Matthew, and no, you can’t have that gay porn parody title, I already called it! More »

Somebody Asked Ryan Lochte About Colin Kaepernick, Yesssss…

Ryan Lochte actually has thoughts on Colin Kaepernick. I’m as shocked as you are. More »

So Who Wants To See Vanilla Ice Miss His Flight?

Reminder: Vanilla Ice is an asshat. More »

Vanilla Ice Is A Criminal Mastermind

Vanilla Ice lied to the cops, and his own foreman, about owning the vacant house he ordered his production crew to remove specific items from. More »

Vanilla Ice Arrested For Burglary, The Circle Is Now Complete

Vanilla Ice thought it’d be a great idea to steal a bunch of random shit from a vacant house that still had an owner who wanted his stuff back. More »

Vanilla Ice Has Finally Been Reunited With The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Selling macaroni and cheese.

Back in October, Vanilla Ice practically offered to suck Michael Bay’s Ferrari’s dick for chance to be in the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. Instead, he got to do this commercial for Kraft Macaroni & Cheese where he stocks shelves at a supermarket while singing “Go Ninja, GoMore »

Justin Bieber Made His Bodyguards Carry Him Up The Great Wall of China

Here’s Justin Bieber being carried up the Great Wall of China by his bodyguards yesterday because naturally he’s a little shithead who thinks he’s an emperor. Which would’ve been a great time to lodge a throwing star into his skull, but I guess China’s okay with Canadians defiling their sacred monuments. That’s not a sign… More »

Vanilla Ice’s wife 911 call will make you stop, collaborate and listen. Then feel kind of awkward.

Nothing’s funnier than a domestic violence 911 call. Especially one that involves Vanilla Ice. Am I right? High five! Anyway, after six minutes of sheer lunacy (audio after the jump) you’ll find it comforting to know that Vanilla’s wife Laura dropped the battery charges and took him back, according to TMZ. So, sorry,… More »

Vanilla Ice arrested for domestic battery

Vanilla Ice (Real name: Robert Van Winkle) was arrested last night at his home after he got into an argument with his wife and allegedly shoved her, according to TMZ:

Vanilla Ice is still in custody at Palm Beach County Jail. Palm Beach County Sheriff’s tell TMZ that in most cases, people… More »