Posts tagged "Vanessa Minnillo"

Jessica Simpson is Gonna Love This

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are trying to have a baby! Whee! *calls up broker* Put all my money in butter. You heard me. E! News reports: So just how soon can we expect the cuties to start trying for kids of their own? "I'm doing everything I can,"…
By: The Superficial / August 4, 2011

Jessica Simpson: ‘It’s Just a Coincidence’

While it may look like Jessica Simpson's engagement to Eric Johnson was prompted by Nick Lachey proposing to Vanessa Minnillo, a source, presumably smelling of bacon and failure because it's Jessica, has already gone on the record with People and TooFab, claiming…
By: The Superficial / November 15, 2010

And Jessica Simpson is Engaged, Too, Now. Of Course.

Jessica Simpson has essentially farted what last shred of dignity she had left out the window by announcing her engagement to Eric Johnson within days of Nick Lachey announcing his to Vanessa Minnillo. The news was first reported by Us Weekly Sunday morning, and then confirmed by Jessica's rep along…
By: The Superficial / November 15, 2010

Jessica Simpson is So Happy For Nick Lachey. SO HAPPY!

Jessica Simpson wants everyone to know she hasn't filled her jacuzzi with Rocky Road and couldn't be more ham-(Easy, girl.)-fistedly happy for Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo, according to People: "I am extremely, extremely happy for him," the singer-actress, 30, told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio…
By: The Superficial / November 11, 2010

Vanessa Minnillo in a Bikini

And by more important business, I meant this. Specifically this. In related news, stock prices for Boones Farm and cookie dough skyrocketed today as the market reacted to Jessica Simpson's documented penchant for eating when she's sad. Consequently, fudge prices continued to hold despite early forecasts suggesting an upswing that would…
By: The Superficial / November 8, 2010

Jessica Simpson Not Happy About Nick Lachey’s Engagement

Seen here drunk off her ass wondering why no one will marry her - *burp* - Jessica Simpson is apparently not taking the news of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo's engagement well, according to Popeater: "Even though Jessica wants to be happy for Nick, this is a very…
By: The Superficial / November 5, 2010

Alessandra Ambrosio redefines MILF and other news

- Demi Moore claims she's never had plastic surgery. Right. And I've never paid a hooker to dress up like Abe Lincoln Catwoman. [PopEater] - Hayden Panettiere is still alive. Midgety. [Lainey Gossip] - Hilary Duff is pulling diva shit on the set of Gossip Girl. Someone…
By: The Superficial / August 31, 2009

Khloe Kardashian gets Kim drunk

- Kim Kardashian got trashed at Khloe's 25th birthday and somehow a sex tape didn't emerge. I'm as shocked as you are. [Khloe Kardashian] - Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick want you to look at the new babies they bought. Or as I like to call them the "Sorry I Cheated on You,…
By: The Superficial / June 30, 2009

Britney Spears wears a bra and other Michael Jackson-less news items

- Nick Lachey dumped Vanessa Minillo because she's a gold-digger. Wait. Nick Lachey has money? [Celebslam] - Anne Hathaway has to look damn fine to C-3PO. [Lainey Gossip] - Madonna's new Louis Vuitton ad looks just like her. If she was a perfectly porcelain doll who didn't have the sinewy arms of a…
By: The Superficial / June 26, 2009

Nick Lachey & Vanessa Minnillo break up

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo have called it quits, Us Magazine reports: A source close to the couple tells Us: "It was an amicable break-up. They walk away from it still friends." Adds another source, "They still care about each other very much. This is what's best for both of them." The couple hooked…
By: The Superficial / June 24, 2009

Nick Lachey lives a miserable existence

Nick Lachey and his girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo make their living by simply showing up at places. They get paid to visit tropical resorts that need publicity or do photo shoots at department stores. Nick just has to stand around for a couple hours and take pictures. Easy stuff, right? Apparently not for Nick Lachey.
By: The Superficial / February 21, 2008

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo sex photos off the market

OK! magazine has paid $400,000 for the Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo sex photos from their vacation in Mexico. You'll probably never see them though, since the celebrity-friendly magazine allegedly bought the photos to take them off the market. A source tells Gatecrasher: "There's much worse stuff than what got out there on the…
By: Superficial / July 12, 2007

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo sex pictures

Famous magazine has the first pictures (pretty SFW) from Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo's sex romp in Mexico and they're extremely disappointing. Last week pictures came out of Nick and Vanessa running around naked in Mexico, and then word leaked that there were also hardcore sex pictures. Nick confirmed the existence…
By: Superficial / July 5, 2007

Vanessa Minnillo to get reality show?

Vanessa Minnillo is reportedly in talks to get her own reality show which would basically just follow her around all day. Gatecrasher reports: "The show would just follow her around in her day," a source says, adding wryly, "She really wants to be famous." Nobody even knows who this chick is, except that she'…
By: Superficial / June 18, 2007

Vanessa Minnillo is out of control…I guess

Page Six has confirmed what I already confirmed, namely that the brunette posing with Lindsay Lohan in those knife pictures from yesterday are Vanessa Minnillo. Additionally, they report that Minnillo is extremely high maintenance and that her partying and diva-like behavior are giving her a bad rep in the TV industry. She had…
By: Superficial / June 5, 2007

Lindsay Lohan plays with knives

  News of the World claims these photos were taken four months ago at a party right after Lindsay Lohan was released from rehab the first time. The photos show Lindsay holding a knife to a friend's throat, as well as putting it in her mouth and running it down her breast. They're pretty…
By: Superficial / June 4, 2007

Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey hit the pool

Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey spent their weekend at the opening of the Cove Atlantis Hotel in the Bahamas. And it's not like he was attractive to begin with, but what the hell is happening to Nick Lachey? He looks like he's turning into the Pillsbury Doughboy. All I want to do i…
By: Superficial / May 15, 2007

Nick Lachey likes smart people

Nick Lachey is reportedly telling people he likes Vanessa Minnillo because she's the complete opposite of Jessica Simpson.
By: Superficial / August 2, 2006