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Jessica Simpson is Gonna Love This

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are trying to have a baby! Whee! *calls up broker* Put all my money in butter. You heard me. E! News reports:

So just how soon can we expect the cuties to start trying for kids of their own?
“I’m doing everything I can,” Lachey joked while… More »

Jessica Simpson: ‘It’s Just a Coincidence’

While it may look like Jessica Simpson’s engagement to Eric Johnson was prompted by Nick Lachey proposing to Vanessa Minnillo, a source, presumably smelling of bacon and failure because it’s Jessica, has already gone on the record with People and TooFab, claiming the entire thing is just a coincidence because Eric had been planning it… More »

And Jessica Simpson is Engaged, Too, Now. Of Course.

Jessica Simpson has essentially farted what last shred of dignity she had left out the window by announcing her engagement to Eric Johnson within days of Nick Lachey announcing his to Vanessa Minnillo. The news was first reported by Us Weekly Sunday morning, and then confirmed by Jessica’s rep along with the following one-handed tweetMore »

Jessica Simpson is So Happy For Nick Lachey. SO HAPPY!

Jessica Simpson wants everyone to know she hasn’t filled her jacuzzi with Rocky Road and couldn’t be more ham-(Easy, girl.)-fistedly happy for Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo, according to People:

“I am extremely, extremely happy for him,” the singer-actress, 30, told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show Thursday. “I couldn’t be more… More »

Vanessa Minnillo in a Bikini

And by more important business, I meant this. Specifically this.

In related news, stock prices for Boones Farm and cookie dough skyrocketed today as the market reacted to Jessica Simpson’s documented penchant for eating when she’s sad. Consequently, fudge prices continued to hold despite early forecasts suggesting an upswing that would precede a… More »

Jessica Simpson Not Happy About Nick Lachey’s Engagement

Seen here drunk off her ass wondering why no one will marry her – *burp*Jessica Simpson is apparently not taking the news of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo’s engagement well, according to Popeater:

“Even though Jessica wants to be happy for Nick, this is a very difficult time for her,” a… More »

Alessandra Ambrosio redefines MILF and other news

- Demi Moore claims she’s never had plastic surgery. Right. And I’ve never paid a hooker to dress up like Abe Lincoln Catwoman. [PopEater]

- Hayden Panettiere is still alive. Midgety. [Lainey Gossip]

- Hilary Duff is pulling diva shit on the set of Gossip Girl. Someone should let Hilary know who’s… More »

Khloe Kardashian gets Kim drunk

- Kim Kardashian got trashed at Khloe’s 25th birthday and somehow a sex tape didn’t emerge. I’m as shocked as you are. [Khloe Kardashian]

- Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick want you to look at the new babies they bought. Or as I like to call them the “Sorry I Cheated… More »

Britney Spears wears a bra and other Michael Jackson-less news items

- Nick Lachey dumped Vanessa Minillo because she’s a gold-digger. Wait. Nick Lachey has money? [Celebslam]

- Anne Hathaway has to look damn fine to C-3PO. [Lainey Gossip]

- Madonna’s new Louis Vuitton ad looks just like her. If she was a perfectly porcelain doll who didn’t have the sinewy arms of… More »

Nick Lachey & Vanessa Minnillo break up

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo have called it quits, Us Magazine reports:

A source close to the couple tells Us: “It was an amicable break-up. They walk away from it still friends.”
Adds another source, “They still care about each other very much. This is what’s best for both of them.”
The couple… More »

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