Posts tagged "Vanessa Hudgens"

BEST OF 2014: Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Photos

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.

By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014

There’s The Snappening Now

After The Fappening realized it was leaking pictures of Nick Hogan and shot itself in the face (It’s a working theory.), the time was right for The Snappening, a new hack of SnapChat resulting in over 90,000 photos leaked online yesterday. Except one small problem, besides being illegal as fuck, SnapChat is widely used by…

By: The Superficial / October 13, 2014

There Is.. Another.. Fappening

NOTE: This is not a leaked photo of Kim Kardashian. This is the shit she gives away for free.

The last time I covered The Fappening our servers broke for two weeks, so if it’s Monday morning and there’s nothing but a crater where the site once was, avenge me. Now that that…

By: The Superficial / September 21, 2014

Vanessa Hudgens In A Bikini (And Ashley Tisdale If Anyone Gives A Shit)

Here’s Vanessa Hudgens celebrating Ashley Tisdale‘s bachelorette party in Miami over the weekend because you know what’s more exciting than sitting on a boat? Anything. Literally anything. You’re fucking rich. Hunt a homeless man. Get seven DUIs. Live, goddamn you!

Photos: Xposure/AKM-GSI, FameFlynet, Splash News

By: The Superficial / May 19, 2014

Rich People Pretending To Be Groovy Hippies, Man

Now that we’ve seen Leonardo DiCaprio dancing, the continued effects of lupus on the mind, and British on Dutch foreplay, here’s the rest of the rich people pretending to be earth spirits or some stupid shit they told themselves on the jet ride over. In their defense, they only get 30-40 weeks a year to…

By: The Superficial / April 14, 2014

Zac Efron’s Coke Problem Broke His Jaw

Seen here making a move for Andrew Garfield‘s man in a rare public appearance, Zac Efron will apparently be even more scarce because his jaw is wired shut now after.. slipping in a puddle of water in his house? TMZ reports:
Zac Efron broke his jaw. His jaw is wired shut. It supposedly happened…

By: The Superficial / November 13, 2013

Vanessa Hudgens Is Twerking Now

Here’s Vanessa Hudgens performing with her new band YLA at Bootsy Bellows last night and twerking because somehow that’s still something people do after Justin Bieber ran it into the ground at the VMAs. Poor Robin Thicke got relocated to a church in Omaha which everyone involved later agreed was simply a reflex action o…

By: The Superficial / September 25, 2013

Vanessa Hudgens In A Bikini Right Out of The Gate And Other News

- Kaley Cuoco walks her first red carpet since she clinged herself out of Super-penis. [Lainey Gossip]

- Eddie Cibrian‘s sons want to make sure LeAnn Rimes gets a check after their dad leaves her. Good kids. [Dlisted]

- There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us [theCHIVE]

- Tamera Mowry

By: The Superficial / July 22, 2013

Good Morning, Vanessa Hudgens, And Other News

- The Department of Justice just shut down George Zimmerman getting his gun back. But who will keep Juror B37’s gated streets safe?! [BuzzFeed]

- The Queen left a cricket game early. The royal uterus is dilating! [Lainey Gossip]

- Rihanna‘s fans are tired of her showing up late to concerts,…

By: The Superficial / July 19, 2013

‘Whee! We’re Rich And On Drugs Just Like Hippies! F*ck You, Dad!’

“Shit. Did I lock the Beamer?”
“Hehe! I traded it for acid. Do me in that clown skull!”

Here’s the rest of the first weekend of Coachella where rich people dressed like an American Eagle ad and stuffed themselves so full of drugs they forgot they had children and/or nothing but a

By: The Superficial / April 15, 2013

The ‘Spring Breakers’ Reviews Are In

Spring Breakers premiered at SXSW this week, and since apparently the opinion of a weiner humorist/breast pictorologist isn’t good enough to get invited, I still haven’t seen it. And probably won’t judging by the reviews I’ve cobbled together in case everyone wasn’t sure the entire year we’ve spent looking at bikini photos from the set

By: The Superficial / March 15, 2013

‘Spring Breakers’ Was A Goddamn Treasure Trove in Madrid This Time And Other News

- Diane Lane and Josh Brolin are getting a divorce. [Lainey Gossip]

- Amber Rose birthed a son. [Dlisted]

– Yoga pants as far as the eye can see… [theCHIVE]

- Rob Kardashian put on 40 pounds dating Rita Ora because apparently he’s a woman and thought they were…

By: The Superficial / February 22, 2013

‘Spring Breakers’ Is Still A Goddamn Treasure Trove

Here’s Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson at the Paris premiere of Spring Breakers where the producers found a clever way to let me know there’s also a fourth chick in the movie. I won’t give away how they did it, but they clearly knew only a refined film critic like myself would notice.

By: The Superficial / February 19, 2013

‘Spring Breakers’ Has A Trailer

If you read the site around March of last year, you probably got bombarded in the face with shitloads of pictures of Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson in bikinis on the set of Spring Breakers and were richer for it. And now here’s the official trailer for the movie which finally answers the…

By: The Superficial / January 17, 2013

James Franco Hooked Up With Not-Selena Gomez-or-Vanessa Hudgens From ‘Spring Breakers’

This one. He’s banging this one.

I think I got all this right, but if I didn’t, blame this shitty Lisa Frank notebook that’s not even college ruled. Oh, wow, there’s a unicorn on you. How about not having 20 feet between each line? Goddammit. Anyway, Ashley Benson was dating Justin Bieber tote…

By: The Superficial / October 23, 2012

Selena Gomez & Ashley Benson’s Cleavage Premiere ‘Spring Breakers’ With Some Other People

Alright, folks, I’m jetting out for the afternoon, so you’re in the capable hands of Photo Boy who has explicit instructions to post boobs and socialist propaganda to make it feel like I never even left. On that note, here are Selena Gomez and Ashley Benson‘s breasts at the Venice Film Festival premiere of Spring

By: The Superficial / September 6, 2012

Vanessa Hudgens Needs Smaller Shorts And
Other News

- Russell Brand‘s done banging Ginger Spice already. [Lainey Gossip]

- Chivettes bored at work. I hope they sterilized that stethoscope. [theCHIVE]

- Todd‘s back. Go say hi. [IDLYITW]

- Lana Del Rey stopped being a ginger after being exposed to Lindsay Lohan. [Dlisted]

– Now there’…

By: The Superficial / September 6, 2012

Vanessa Hudgens’ Butt Thinks These ATM Fees Are Ridiculous And Other News

- And here’s a bunch more women in short shorts. [theCHIVE]

– This is how George Clooney gets to make whatever movies he wants. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kanye West is watching, always watching… [BuzzFeed]

– Why was Shannon Doherty really dropped from Charmed? Probably this. [Dlisted]

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By: The Superficial / July 31, 2012

Here’s More James Axl Federline Franco Rose

“Whoop whoop! I’mma sing a song about sizzurp ’cause it’s on my necklace for irony and shit. ♫ Oh, sizzurp, sizzurp, you once made me have sex with a lizzurp… ♫

Because he earned a film degree from NYU the hard way (Read: Skipped all his classes to make short films about…

By: The Superficial / March 29, 2012

‘Spring Breakers’ And The Delicate Art of Ass Cheek Cinematography

“Hmph. Vanessa always get the good close-ups…”

I’m almost positive the set of Spring Breakers can sense when I’m working alone because not only did it grace me this morning with James Franco as Axl Kevin Federline Rose, but also brand new bikini shots of Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens who’s apparently extremely…

By: The Superficial / March 28, 2012
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