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Lady GaGa cuts to the chase

Here’s Lady GaGa in Stockholm Sunday and it’s nice to see she finally ran of out of ideas and just started walking around in her underwear. Of course, this also brings us one step closer to Lady GaGa’s final form which, based on these doodles I made at the bar, is butt naked with… More »

Robert Pattinson really hates that vagina

Details just released more shots from their 10th Anniversary Issue featuring Robert Pattinson, and these pics really aren’t doing the Twilight franchise any favors. This is clearly a man not happy to be in a room full of naked vaginas, and there’s no way you can pass off the look on his face as… More »

Lady GaGa definitely doesn’t have a penis

Here’s Lady GaGa at the Brit Awards last night effectively shooting down rumors she’s an hermaphrodite. Apparently her Grammy outfit didn’t do the job, so there was really no option but to go full clitoris. YOU MADE THIS HAPPEN WITH YOUR MINDS.

NOTE: Having some issues uploading uncensored versions this morning – divine… More »

Robert Pattinson just caused a lot of suicides

Robert Pattinson appears in the 10th Anniversary Issue of Details and apparently he wasn’t a big fan of the photo shoot they put him through. What follows next is exactly what you want your most high-profile romantic male lead of the moment to never say out loud:

I really hate vaginas. I’m allergicMore »

Ali Larter’s Vagina

CALVIN KLEIN: Please, come to my party.
ALI LARTER: I dunno….
CALVIN KLEIN: C’mon. What’s the worst thing that could happen?

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Dita Von Teese topless lesbian photos

These are never-before-seen shots of Dita Von Teese in a 1999 lesbian photo shoot that some Indiana Jones-esque hero unearthed then immediately sold to Splash News instead of putting them in a museum, where they belong. In the meantime, for those of you who think I’m just posting porn now, it’s not porn if… More »

Rihanna wants you to see her vagina

Here’s Rihanna in Paris yesterday wearing a basically see-through dress that conveniently covers her nipples while still making you stare at your monitor for five hours because you know they’re there if only you squint hard enough. Which is why I’m convinced this is some sort of sorcerer’s cloak. Who put you up to… More »

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