Posts tagged "vagina"

Lady GaGa cuts to the chase

Here’s Lady GaGa in Stockholm Sunday and it’s nice to see she finally ran of out of ideas and just started walking around in her underwear. Of course, this also brings us one step closer to Lady GaGa’s final form which, based on these doodles I made at the bar, is butt naked with Mogwai…

The Superficial / May 10, 2010

Robert Pattinson really hates that vagina

Details just released more shots from their 10th Anniversary Issue featuring Robert Pattinson, and these pics really aren’t doing the Twilight franchise any favors. This is clearly a man not happy to be in a room full of naked vaginas, and there’s no way you can pass off the look on his face as “wistfully…

The Superficial / February 19, 2010

Lady GaGa definitely doesn’t have a penis

Here’s Lady GaGa at the Brit Awards last night effectively shooting down rumors she’s an hermaphrodite. Apparently her Grammy outfit didn’t do the job, so there was really no option but to go full clitoris. YOU MADE THIS HAPPEN WITH YOUR MINDS.
NOTE: Having some issues uploading uncensored versions this morning – divine providence perhaps?

The Superficial / February 17, 2010

Robert Pattinson just caused a lot of suicides

Robert Pattinson appears in the 10th Anniversary Issue of Details and apparently he wasn’t a big fan of the photo shoot they put him through. What follows next is exactly what you want your most high-profile romantic male lead of the moment to never say out loud:
I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vaginas.

The Superficial / February 15, 2010

Ali Larter’s Vagina

CALVIN KLEIN: Please, come to my party.
ALI LARTER: I dunno….
CALVIN KLEIN: C’mon. What’s the worst thing that could happen?
Photos: Splash News

The Superficial / January 29, 2010

Dita Von Teese topless lesbian photos

These are never-before-seen shots of Dita Von Teese in a 1999 lesbian photo shoot that some Indiana Jones-esque hero unearthed then immediately sold to Splash News instead of putting them in a museum, where they belong. In the meantime, for those of you who think I’m just posting porn now, it’s not porn if it&#8217…

The Superficial / October 20, 2009

Rihanna wants you to see her vagina

Here’s Rihanna in Paris yesterday wearing a basically see-through dress that conveniently covers her nipples while still making you stare at your monitor for five hours because you know they’re there if only you squint hard enough. Which is why I’m convinced this is some sort of sorcerer’s cloak. Who put you up to this,…

The Superficial / October 2, 2009

Teri Hatcher’s vagina. Maybe.

Remember 10-15 years ago when you used to watch episodes of Lois & Clark and wish you could see what may or not be part of Teri Hatcher’s vagina in the context of a triathlon? Uncle Internet’s got you covered.
NOTE: Pics link to LSFW versions unless your boss somehow knows more about the vagina…

The Superficial / September 14, 2009

Paris Hilton is single and flashing her vagina

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt have apparently called it quits, according to People:
“In response to the inquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they are no longer together. They remain friends and ask that you please respect their privacy,” a rep for Hilton says.
By “respect…

The Superficial / June 10, 2009

Lindsay Lohan has a present for you

Lindsay Lohan has been wearing tiny skirts and drinking her way across London which, of course, is the exact recipe for Firecrotch Theater. So here’s how this is going to go down: First, you’re going to notice the surprising lack of flames and charcoal briquettes. Then, you’re going to notice something that’s exactly what you…

The Superficial / June 5, 2009

Charlotte Gainsbourg putting on a bikini

Here’s French actress Charlotte Gainsbourg putting on a bikini in St. Barts Monday, and Christ, what a week she’s having. First, she wins Best Actress at Cannes, and now in an even more impressive feat, Charlotte’s vagina ends up on The Superficial. At this rate, I wouldn’t be surprised if someone gave her the Nobel…

The Superficial / May 25, 2009

Paris Hilton flashes her vagina

I don’t really know what to say here except I’m sorry, and don’t worry, that baby will grow back.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions – with a hint of bacon.
Photos: Pacific Coast News

The Superficial / February 16, 2009

Roseanne Barr had work done – ‘down there’

Roseanne Barr stopped by The Late Late Show to chat with Craig Ferguson. She brought up her single status and (Brace yourself) vaginal rejuvenation surgery. She now claims to have a “va-junior.” Ha ha *HORF* Fortunately, no one was hurt because, as usual, only five people watched Craig Ferguson and six of them were…

The Superficial / April 11, 2008

Hilary Duff really likes scorpions, I mean really

Hilary Duff plays Yonica Babyyeah in the new movie War, Inc.. In this clip, Yonica apparently likes sticking scorpions down her pants and having Middle Eastern dudes retrieve it while John Cusack watches. Neat. All that aside, even with a venomous insect in her crotch, Hilary Duff’s vagina is still…

The Superficial / April 7, 2008

Kate Beckinsale has a great alternative for sushi

Kate Beckinsale gives the greatest interviews in the history of interviewography. Recently she commented that she’d rather eat a certain female part than eat sushi. Moviefone quizzed Kate about her comment during an interview for her new movie Snow Angels:
6. You told an interviewer you’d rather eat a vagina than sushi. When stuff you

The Superficial / March 21, 2008

Tyra Banks dares to discuss ‘what’s up down there’

Tyra Banks is devoting her entire show on Monday to the vagina. Yes, that’s right. The female vagina. It will be an entire hour-long episode about the ins and outs of the mysterious lady part. People reports:
“I have wanted to do this show for two years,” says Banks, 33. “I know for a…

The Superficial / November 2, 2007