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Usher Charged His Phone With A Woman’s Vagina

Here’s Usher at Art Basel the other night where he charged his phone with a woman’s vagina because apparently that’s another thing they can do that I had no idea about. (Is it true women can pee out of them, too? You know what? Don’t tell me. I want it to be a surprise.) Considering… More »

There’s Another Justin Bieber N*gger Video

“Hard niggas use hard words, son. PUT ME IN MY GRACO, BITCH.”

Shortly after the release of the first Justin Bieber saying nigger video, there was already talk of another video being shopped around. According to TMZ, two months ago the leaker asked for $1 million from Justin’s team who not only refused… More »

Justin Bieber Really Is An Awful Little Shithead

I’m not even going to bother with the Biebonics in this post because nothing I can write will even come close to the shit coming out of Justin Bieber’s mouth in real life. So here he is during a deposition for the lawsuit filed by a photographer who claims Bieber ordered his bodyguards to beatMore »

Usher Wants To Find Another Justin Bieber On ‘The Voice.’ That Doesn’t Concern Anyone?

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Since being hilariously outed by Mos Def for anally penetrating Justin Bieber into our lives, Usher’s kept a keen eye on talented young children in the search for his next prodigy, or “grooming” as the Special Victims Unit calls it. Via Hollywood Life:
It’s ultimately your passion. [The… More »

UPDATE: It’s Justin Bieber Sex Tape Time

During a concert Tuesday night, Justin Bieber allegedly had a laptop and camera stolen from backstage which he decided to tweet his 10 billion followers about and let them all know there’s “personal footage” on it, so if you could maybe not look at that and just give it back, that’d be swell, he apparently… More »

Usher Truly Is The New Michael

Very, very rarely do I hesitate before pushing Publish on a post. This is one of those times. Here’s Usher in Atlanta yesterday using his sizable fame and fortune to genuinely help children in Atlanta which I, some asshole on the Internet, felt the need to add horrible, horrible captions to. However, keep in mind,… More »

Usher Parks In Handicap Spot, Gets Ass Handed To Him By Middle-Aged Woman

Because you have to get there early or all the Mr. Goodbars are gone, Usher stopped by the Little 5 Points Halloween Parade in Atlanta over the weekend where he thought it’d be kosher to park in a handicap spot. Turns out middle-aged women in the south don’t take kindly to that and will physically… More »

Justin Bieber Wants To Be A Young Dad

So, remember all those times I joked about Justin Bieber knocking Selena Gomez up? Haha! About that… Women’s Wear Daily reports:

WWD: Where do you see yourself five years from now?
JB: [Visibly counting] Well, by 25 or 26, I want to see myself, like, married or start looking for a family. More »

Usher’s Ex-Wife Didn’t Know He Filmed Them Doing It. Awkward.

So remember that sex tape you heard about the other day where Usher and his ex-wife Tameka Foster have a bunch of oral sex? Turns out that was the first she heard of it, too, making this an incredible communal experience and not because we’re all wondering if Justin Bieber had to hold the anal… More »

Usher Has a Sex Tape Now

Because the only thing that actually is illegal in Hollywood is fresh ideas, a stolen sex tape featuring Usher and his ex-wife Tameka Foster is out there now, according to TMZ:

TMZ was approached several days ago by someone claiming to have the sex tape. The person sent us a short video and… More »

The Greatest Quote About Justin Bieber You Will Ever Read in Your Life

“I heard Justin Bieber has a 10 inch dick, but it’s in his ass and belongs to Usher.”

- (Fake. Goddammit, It’s Fake.) Mos Def via Twitter.

Photos: WireImageMore »

Justin Bieber: Lesbian-Haired Messiah

As foretold by the prophet John, Justin Bieber dominated the American Music Awards Sunday night where he not only won Artist of the Year thus de-legitimizing the entire production in the process, but also managed to name-drop Michael Jackson in his acceptance speech without getting shot in the parking lot.

Then again, I… More »

Usher files for divorce

Usher and his wife Tameka Raymond are hopping on the break-up bandwagon. Divorce papers were filed this morning, according to InTouch:

“The Grammy winner has been living apart from his wife for nearly a year after almost two years of marriage,” the insider exclusively tells In Touch, adding, “Usher’s primary concern is… More »

Usher celebrates wife’s recovery – with strippers

Like any good husband whose wife almost died trying to make herself look beautiful for you, Usher celebrated Tameka’s recovery in Paris by surrounding himself with strippers and spraying them with champagne. Which is pretty much the core to a successful marriage. Just ask my third wife once she’s done packing her things and throwing… More »

Usher’s wife suffered cardiac arrest prior to liposuction

Usher’s wife Tameka Raymond suffered a cardiac arrest last weekend forcing the singer to scrap his Grammy appearances and fly to Brazil. She was having liposuction performed just two months after giving birth to their second son when things went wrong. People reports:

“Tameka Raymond came here on Friday to do a… More »

Usher’s wife in stable condition after surgery complications

Usher was forced to cancel his Grammy appearances on Satruday when his wife Tameka Foster Raymond suffered complications while getting plastic surgery in Brazil. No information has been given but recording mogul Clive Davis said there was “a serious injury in the family.” According to a statement from Usher’s rep today, Tameka is in stable… More »

Usher cancels wedding

Usher was set to marry his pregnant girlfriend Tameka Foster over the weekend but the wedding was canceled at the last minute without explanation. The couple apparently only decided to get married two weeks ago and wanted it to take place before Tameka’s baby bump started showing, but now nobody knows what the… More »