Posts tagged "Upskirt"

Demi Lovato Flashed Her Panties To Wilmer Valderrama

Demi Lovato flashed her panties in Wilmer Valderrama's car as they left Nick Jonas' CD release party, so imagine the worst night of your life, then multiply it by dick cancer.
By: Photo Boy / January 21, 2015

Cara Delevingne Seduced Kendall Into Bailing On Victoria’s Secret

It's been Kendall Jenner's dream to walk the Victoria's Secret runway, but on the eve of its London takeover, she took off across Europe with a drunk, panty flashing Cara Delevingne which is exactly what I would've done in her situation minus the part where they hung out with…
By: The Superficial / December 2, 2014

Kate Upton’s Breasts Shill Free-To-Play Games Now

Last week's South Park episode amazingly shit all over freemium games as it should. Except here are Kate Upton's bouncing breasts telling me to play one which I'm probably going to do because the sole purpose of a penis is to bankrupt and ultimately kill whoever it's attached to.
By: The Superficial / November 14, 2014

Katharine McPhee Is Here To Help

After every Mama June Shannon post - and shit like this in West Virginia - I like to provide a palate cleanser so everyone doesn't shoot themselves in the copy room in a fit of depression. (RIP, Robin.) So here's Katharine McPhee's ass which I had no…
By: The Superficial / November 5, 2014

That’s Kate Upton’s Butt

And now back to Celebrity's Underwear, Can I See Them? Here's Kate Upton's skirt flying up while she poses in front of a wind machine in Miami. Which, yes, is pretty anti-climactic after seeing her naked - *wipes SEO off chin* - but at the same time, the post…
By: The Superficial / November 3, 2014

Lindsay Lohan Endorses Brazilian Politician With Chopper Full of Coke

In a now-deleted tweet, Lindsay Lohan endorsed Brazilian presidential candidate Aécio Neves yesterday because if there's one person the people of South America look to for political advice, it's Roja Diabla de la Whitenose, Holy Mother of DongBongs. And now for the part about coke because of course this is about…
By: The Superficial / October 22, 2014

Jennifer Garner Has To Be Loving Life

Ben Affleck is the star of the critically-acclaimed, #1 movie at the box office that let him work closely with Emily Ratajkowski's naked breasts. He's also Batman. Jennifer Garner, on the other hand, is the star of Alexander and The Fuck You I'm Not Typing All That,…
By: The Superficial / October 7, 2014

Kanye Is A ‘Married, Christian Man,’ You Assholes

Kanye West has found himself in some shit after not once, but twice, demanding everyone at his shows stand up during his performance of "Good Life." Which seems innocuous until you realize there were handicapped people in the audience who had to literally verify their disability before Kanye would…
By: The Superficial / September 16, 2014

Behold! The Royal Uterus Has Been Resperminated! God Save The Queen!

"But, dear, what if it's.. what if it's a ginger?" "Then you shall do what your father lacked the stones to do." "Kill mother and grandmother with his own two hands?" "Haha! Heavens no, but that was a good one. Well done. I'm thinking more along the lines of a cliff and a child flying…
By: The Superficial / September 8, 2014

Joan Rivers Is Probably Dead (Update: Or Not)

Seen here making fun of Anne Hathaway's vagina as I'll always remember her, Joan Rivers was rushed to the hospital this morning after she stopped breathing during surgery on her vocal chords. According to TMZ, her heart also stopped beating with no word on whether it started again, so...
By: The Superficial / August 28, 2014

Lindsay Lohan’s Totally Changed, You Guys

*gives Photo Boy a raise* On the heels of probably true reports that she's been showing up late, if at all, to rehearsals for "Speed-The-Plow," Lindsay Lohan somehow arranged a BBC interview where she spewed the usual horseshit about being super serious about acting and completely done…
By: The Superficial / July 15, 2014

Eva Mendes Ryan Gosling Baby Pregnant

"What is that? Some sort of SEO shit?" "Why's her name first?" If you somehow haven't had it screamed into your face now, twin bullshit factories Star and OK! Magazine are both reporting Eva Mendes is seven months pregnant with Ryan Gosling's baby. Which might…
By: The Superficial / July 9, 2014

Katy Perry Has A Crotch, Too, You Guys

In this post-Miley Cyrus Bangerz world, we've seen Lady Gaga attempt to stay relevant by essentially just getting naked and/or letting chicks puke on her tits. (You gotta admire the craft.) And while Lady Gaga stands a chance because shame is but an impediment to her "art,"…
By: The Superficial / May 8, 2014

Of Course Kim Kardashian Flashed Her Panties Before The MET Gala

Kim Kardashian had been banned from the MET Gala for years, but that all changed last year (kind of) when Kris Jenner flushed her birth control pills down the toilet the second Kanye West's filthy rich penis started going in and out of her daughter.
By: The Superficial / May 6, 2014

It’s The Royal Knickers, It Is

And so the royal Duchess of Cambridge did alight from her air carriage to show the young Prince George his expanding New Zealand empire where he would soon christen his Parliamentary Bird Flipping Regiment: Self Fornication Division. But first, the young prince had other matters at hand, namely using…
By: The Superficial / April 7, 2014

And Now Back To Mons Pubis

It got a little bit nerdy and a little bit teary-eyed up in here, so here's Hofit Golan flashing her mons pubis in Paris yesterday which people with mon pubis (mon pubii?) tell me is the new underboob. A fact I went ahead…
By: The Superficial / February 27, 2014

Hilary Duff Is Nimble, Too Nimble, And Other News

- What does Leonardo DiCaprio look for in a girlfriend? I'm guessing a vagina? [Lainey Gossip] - Katy Perry's getting booed by the paparazzi now. [Dlisted] - Sunday Is A Good Day For Lingerie [theCHIVE] - WTF is happening to Kim Kardashian's face? [Fishwrapper] - Farrah Abraham'…
By: The Superficial / February 24, 2014

You’ll Need To Know These Three Things If You’d Like To Bang Brandi Glanville This Evening

Posted by Photo Boy Brandi Glanville may be a drunk, probably racist, stinky vagina rumor-spreading awful waste of human DNA, but when it comes to letting a stranger know the step-by-step process into her pants, she's a straight-shooter. Via Radar Online: She explained, “There are three rules for a booty…
By: Photo Boy / February 20, 2014

Farrah Abraham’s Fake Boyfriend Had A Real Girlfriend This Whole Time

One of my favorite pastimes is watching Farrah Abraham's lies epically fall apart with only the slightest of breezes because she's a fucking idiot. So here's Radar reporting that her fake boyfriend had a real girlfriend this whole time. Which will be fun to keep in mind if you…
By: The Superficial / January 7, 2014

BEST OF 2013: Nina Agdal Wore Nothing But This White Dress Into The Ocean

Welcome to the time of year where we repackage old posts you guys clicked the shit out of in hopes that you'll do that all over again so we don't have to step away from our loot. I'm not even going to sugar coat what's happening here. Unlike this ham. Leave us! NOVEMBER Is it…
By: The Superficial / December 31, 2013
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