Posts tagged "Upskirt"

Kylie Jenner Had No Idea This Was Going To Happen, Honest

Kylie Jenner totally didn’t mean for this panty flash to happen. Although, she did hear her mom yell ‘VAGINACUS SHOWICUS’ from the bushes.

The Superficial | February 10, 2016 - 12:16 pm

I’m Pretty Sure This Isn’t What Malfunction Means And Other News

Scott Eastwood might be Han Solo now. Okay. [Lainey Gossip]

Think you can handle this life? Dlisted is hiring. [Dlisted]

Ronda Rousey’s ass is making people buy magazines again. [TMZ]

The Kardashians wrote Kanye’s new album? [IDLYITW]

Your morning links. …

The Superficial | January 13, 2016 - 9:00 am

Anne Hathaway’s Pregnant, You Know Where This Is Headed

Anne Hathaway is pregnant because apparently she wasn’t annoying enough after winning an Oscar.

The Superficial | November 30, 2015 - 9:30 am

Pamela Anderson Is A Hot Mess

Here’s Pamela Anderson flashing her side boob, her panties, and pretty much everything else in-between.

The Superficial | October 26, 2015 - 1:38 pm

Rita Ora’s Painted Nipples, Anyone?

Rita Ora had stars painted on her nipples. You needed to know this.

The Superficial | August 27, 2015 - 1:48 pm

What’s Up, Katie Holmes’ Butt Cheeks?

Katie Holmes directed her butt to do this. This is her art.

The Superficial | August 12, 2015 - 12:33 pm

Elizabeth Olsen’s Dress Flew Up

Elizabeth Olsen’s dress flew up in Paris plus rumors that she’s secretly dating Chris Evans. Bring the kids.

The Superficial | July 6, 2015 - 11:51 am

Demi Lovato Flashed Her Panties To Wilmer Valderrama

Demi Lovato flashed her panties in Wilmer Valderrama’s car as they left Nick Jonas’ CD release party, so imagine the worst night of your life, then multiply it by dick cancer.

Photo Boy | January 21, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Cara Delevingne Seduced Kendall Into Bailing On Victoria’s Secret

It’s been Kendall Jenner’s dream to walk the Victoria’s Secret runway, but on the eve of its London takeover, she took off across Europe with a drunk, panty flashing Cara Delevingne which is exactly what I would’ve done in her situation minus the part where they hung out with Karl Lagerfeld because his glasses scare…

The Superficial | December 2, 2014 - 1:17 pm

Kate Upton’s Breasts Shill Free-To-Play Games Now

Last week’s South Park episode amazingly shit all over freemium games as it should. Except here are Kate Upton’s bouncing breasts telling me to play one which I’m probably going to do because the sole purpose of a penis is to bankrupt and ultimately kill whoever it’s attached to. Think of it like Superman and…

The Superficial | November 14, 2014 - 11:45 am

Katharine McPhee Is Here To Help

After every Mama June Shannon post – and shit like this in West Virginia – I like to provide a palate cleanser so everyone doesn’t shoot themselves in the copy room in a fit of depression. (RIP, Robin.) So here’s Katharine McPhee’s ass which I had no idea was this fantastic and obviously increases her…

The Superficial | November 5, 2014 - 1:24 pm

That’s Kate Upton’s Butt

And now back to Celebrity’s Underwear, Can I See Them? Here’s Kate Upton’s skirt flying up while she poses in front of a wind machine in Miami. Which, yes, is pretty anti-climactic after seeing her naked*wipes SEO off chin* – but at the same time, the post before this had a picture of…

The Superficial | November 3, 2014 - 2:22 pm

Lindsay Lohan Endorses Brazilian Politician With Chopper Full of Coke

In a now-deleted tweet, Lindsay Lohan endorsed Brazilian presidential candidate Aécio Neves yesterday because if there’s one person the people of South America look to for political advice, it’s Roja Diabla de la Whitenose, Holy Mother of DongBongs. And now for the part about coke because of course this is about coke and probably the…

The Superficial | October 22, 2014 - 2:39 pm

Jennifer Garner Has To Be Loving Life

Ben Affleck is the star of the critically-acclaimed, #1 movie at the box office that let him work closely with Emily Ratajkowski’s naked breasts. He’s also Batman. Jennifer Garner, on the other hand, is the star of Alexander and The Fuck You I’m Not Typing All That, a Disney movie she premiered last night while…

The Superficial | October 7, 2014 - 1:49 pm

Kanye Is A ‘Married, Christian Man,’ You Assholes

Kanye West has found himself in some shit after not once, but twice, demanding everyone at his shows stand up during his performance of “Good Life.” Which seems innocuous until you realize there were handicapped people in the audience who had to literally verify their disability before Kanye would go on. At one point, he…

The Superficial | September 16, 2014 - 10:08 am

Behold! The Royal Uterus Has Been Resperminated! God Save The Queen!

“But, dear, what if it’s.. what if it’s a ginger?”
“Then you shall do what your father lacked the stones to do.”
“Kill mother and grandmother with his own two hands?”
“Haha! Heavens no, but that was a good one. Well done. I’m thinking more along the lines of a cliff and…

The Superficial | September 8, 2014 - 11:45 am

Joan Rivers Is Probably Dead (Update: Or Not)

Seen here making fun of Anne Hathaway’s vagina as I’ll always remember her, Joan Rivers was rushed to the hospital this morning after she stopped breathing during surgery on her vocal chords. According to TMZ, her heart also stopped beating with no word on whether it started again, so… yeah. In related news, Lindsay Lohan

The Superficial | August 28, 2014 - 12:22 pm

Lindsay Lohan’s Totally Changed, You Guys

*gives Photo Boy a raise*

On the heels of probably true reports that she’s been showing up late, if at all, to rehearsals for “Speed-The-Plow,” Lindsay Lohan somehow arranged a BBC interview where she spewed the usual horseshit about being super serious about acting and completely done with partying. So naturally she was…

The Superficial | July 15, 2014 - 12:57 pm

Eva Mendes Ryan Gosling Baby Pregnant

“What is that? Some sort of SEO shit?”
“Why’s her name first?”

If you somehow haven’t had it screamed into your face now, twin bullshit factories Star and OK! Magazine are both reporting Eva Mendes is seven months pregnant with Ryan Gosling’s baby. Which might actually be true, according to Lainey Gossip,…

The Superficial | July 9, 2014 - 12:44 pm
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