Posts tagged "Underage Summer"

Taylor Momsen’s Parents Are Doing Great

Here's Taylor Momsen with her band The Pretty Reckless performing at Warped Tour over the weekend and pushing Underage Summer into new levels of me going to jail. Except thanks to the keen investigative work of Reuters, I now know it's not illegal to post pictures of horrible parenting choices if they're in …
By: The Superficial / June 28, 2010

Selena Gomez in a Bikini

I'm assuming God wants to test just how depraved society has become* because here's yet another almost-18 starlet in revealing attire. This time around it's Selena Gomez on the set of Monte Carlo today and had I known this was going to turn into Underage Summer, I would've made sure all my …
By: The Superficial / June 25, 2010

‘So A Lot of You Have Seen My Vagina Recently. Pretty Cool, Right?’

"Thank you, LA House of Blues. You're too beautiful tonight. As y'all might know my new album comes out tomorrow which is why you've seen a lot of my 'Downtown Miley Brown' area latey. Don't worry, it's all coordinated marketing and we even got a major news outlet to declare that shit …
By: The Superficial / June 22, 2010

Miley Cyrus Flashed It Again

So sometime between this morning and last night's post this occurred which makes me believe I made it happen with my dreams. -- That's not creepy! Here's the latest shot to come out of Miley Cyrus' Much Music Video Award performances and at first I thought this thing had to be doctored, but …
By: The Superficial / June 21, 2010

Miley Cyrus is Legal in Canada. Hence This.

Here's Miley Cyrus at the Much Music Video Awards in Toronto Sunday night looking almost entirely like the Bride of Christ she claimed to be to sell Hannah Montana lunchboxes across the Bible Belt. That being said, do you think Miley's boyfriend found it less exciting to have sex with her in Canada where …
By: The Superficial / June 21, 2010

Seriously?

So I was just about to give Miley Cyrus credit for dressing surprisingly tame on Good Morning America today and then this happened. Someone explain me to how "KIDDIE PORN!" was screamed all over the Internet when half an almost-18-year-old's labia popped out on a photo shoot, yet suggestive pubic bone stroking is …
By: The Superficial / June 18, 2010

Demi Lovato in a Bikini

Here's Disney star Demi Lovato vacationing in Mexico yesterday, and some of you might be noticing she's 17 and I'm basically showing your her ass. If Perez Hilton posting a picture of Miley Cyrus' vagina for sheer publicity isn't considered child porn, and rightfully so, I'm pretty sure posting half an …
By: The Superficial / June 16, 2010

Miley Cyrus: ‘I’m Not Slutty’

Despite evidence to the contrary here, here and here, Miley Cyrus wants everyone to know she's not a slut. She just hates clothes, that's all. Via the AP: …
By: The Superficial / June 15, 2010

Miley Cyrus still doing slutty stuff

Here's Miley Cyrus performing at GAY in London and kissing a girl again less than 24 hours after taking to her blog to say she didn't kiss one the first time: I performed Cant Be Tamed this week on one of my favorite shows here in the UK Britians …
By: The Superficial / June 6, 2010

Miley Cyrus kisses girls now. Of course.

Miley Cyrus performed on Britain's Got Talent last night where she apparently kissed a female dancer because that's the next chapter in the Britney playbook after "Camel Toes! The Reliable Friend." Frankly I'm amazed the Cyruses can still read the damn thing. I just assumed it'd have cold cuts and mayo between the pages …
By: The Superficial / June 4, 2010

Miley Cyrus camel toes Portugal in the face

Miley Cyrus decided to expose Lisbon to her underage camel toe over the weekend and you have to wonder who the hell thought this outfit was a good idea. Clearly Miley did, but she can't help the fact she grew up in the south where it's illegal to discuss anything related to the hole Jesus …
By: The Superficial / June 1, 2010