Posts tagged "Uma Thurman"

Uma Thurman’s Toes Are Quentin Tarantino’s Now

Uma Thurman is barefoot in these photos which is exactly all the evidence I need to believe she's rebounded with Quentin Tarantino after leaving French financier Arpad Busson last month. You could've shown me footage of Quentin's penis visibly in Uma's vagina, and I still…
By: The Superficial / May 29, 2014

Uma Thurman’s Still Got It

Here's Uma Thurman and her French financier boyfriend Arpad Busson in Saint-Tropez yesterday. Now, granted, these pics start to go downhill pretty fast, it's important to remember that Uma's breasts were powerful enough to make me crop 25 photos of her in a swimsuit and share them on the Internet. Wait, I did what?
By: The Superficial / July 15, 2013

Blake Lively’s Cleavage And These Other People At The MET Gala

Posted by Photo Boy So here's everyone else at last night's MET Gala, which was supposed to have something to do with punk rock, but I didn't see Avril Lavigne there, so that can't be right. *dodges broken bottles* I guess the point of this event is to raise a shit-ton of money…
By: Photo Boy / May 7, 2013

Uma Thurman’s Breasts Want Off

Because, exactly as I predicted, an insane amount of you clicked on the Uma Thurman pregnant bikini photos on Monday, here she is again yesterday in all her misshapened beauty and.. well, shapes. MARVEL at each of her breasts trying to escape in opposite directions. OGLE at the self-mammogram. THRILL at…
By: The Superficial / March 29, 2012

It’s Uma Thurman Pregnant In A Bikini

YOU: Why would I want to look at this? ME: You're on the Internet. Here's a super-pregnant Uma Thurman vacationing in St. Bart's over the weekend, which I'm going to advise you not look at if you still harbor some sort of crush on her. Unless of course you're Quentin Tarantino, who's going…
By: The Superficial / March 26, 2012

Uma Thurman Has Breasts and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - Bono has an irrational fear of black female singers. Context? What's context? [Huffington Post] - When paying a tattooed tranny $300 to inject shit into your face somehow goes wrong. [Dlisted] - Princess Kate's uterus might be filled with a future king. [Lainey Gossip]…
By: Photo Boy / November 30, 2011

What’s Up, Uma Thurman? and Other News

Posted By Photo Boy - Nick Cannon won Mariah Carey over with his soft, luscious pubes. No, really. [Popeater] - Jon Hamm got plastered in England. [Huffington Post] - Angelina Jolie keeps on getting stupid tattoos. [Dlisted]…
By: Photo Boy / May 12, 2011

Uma Thurman wears see through clothes

Uma Thurman showed up at the Swarovski Fashion Rocks concert at the Royal Albert Hall yesterday. She was wearing, uh, something, I think. Not exactly sure what kind of fashion statement she's making here. It's kind of like Uma woke up and said, "Hey, I want people to know I've got nipples. And,…
By: The Superficial / October 19, 2007

Uma Thurman is single again

Not that anybody cares, but Uma Thurman and hotelier Andre Balazs have ended their three-year, on-again, off-again, relationship. Exciting news, isn't it? Did you wet your pants? Because I know I did. It's almost as exciting as watching competitive fishing. And NASCAR. At the same time. And because it makes total sense, I included a…
By: Superficial / March 19, 2007

Mary-Kate Olsen is dating again

20-year-old Mary-Kate Olsen has reportedly been dating oil heir Maxwell Snow for about a month now. Snow happens to be Uma Thurman's nephew and is Mary-Kate's first boyfriend since being single for a year after Paris Hilton stole her last boyfriend Stavros Niarchos. It warms the heart to see that even creepy looking monkey-people…
By: Superficial / October 17, 2006

Uma Thurman has a big red nipple

I don't want to give Uma Thurman any fashion advice, but maybe an outfit that has a giant red ball on the nipple isn't the best thing to wear around in public. If she's really looking to be made fun of, she could have done something a little more subtle like a dress with a…
By: Superficial / December 16, 2005

Uma Thurman’s man hunt

Uma Thurman is on the hunt for a new man, insisting that she is still "out there and available if anyone's interested" She told Grazia magazine: "As one who adores the male species, I feel compassionately towards them. I've studied them carefully like a hunter watches its prey. I love all the guys out there."…
By: Superficial / December 7, 2005

Uma Thurman Ruven Afanador Photoshoot

Uma Thurman is one of those people that looks really beautiful and classy, but she's just not quite attractive. I can admire her from an aesthetic point of view, but I have absolute zero interest in having sex with her. She's like a really tall blonde version of Natalie Portman. Classically beautiful, but not a…
By: Superficial / January 17, 2005