Uma Thurman is barefoot in these photos which is exactly all the evidence I need to believe she’s rebounded with Quentin Tarantino after leaving French financier Arpad Busson last month. You could’ve shown me footage of Quentin’s penis visibly in Uma’s vagina, and I still would’ve said, “Yeah, but where are the feet?” I know… More »
Here’s Uma Thurman and her French financier boyfriend Arpad Busson in Saint-Tropez yesterday. Now, granted, these pics start to go downhill pretty fast, it’s important to remember that Uma’s breasts were powerful enough to make me crop 25 photos of her in a swimsuit and share them on the Internet. Wait, I did what? How… More »
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So here’s everyone else at last night’s MET Gala, which was supposed to have something to do with punk rock, but I didn’t see Avril Lavigne there, so that can’t be right. *dodges broken bottles* I guess the point of this event is to raise a shit-ton of money… More »
YOU: Why would I want to look at this?
ME: You’re on the Internet.
Here’s a super-pregnant Uma Thurman vacationing in St. Bart’s over the weekend, which I’m going to advise you not look at if you still harbor some sort of crush on her. Unless of course you’re Quentin Tarantino, who’s… More »
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- Bono has an irrational fear of black female singers. Context? What’s context? [Huffington Post]
– When paying a tattooed tranny $300 to inject shit into your face somehow goes wrong. [Dlisted]
- Princess Kate’s uterus might be filled with a future king. [Lainey Gossip]… More »
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- Nick Cannon won Mariah Carey over with his soft, luscious pubes. No, really. [Popeater]
- Jon Hamm got plastered in England. [Huffington Post]
- Angelina Jolie keeps on getting stupid tattoos. [Dlisted]
- Gwyneth Paltrow flashing her hot chest bones cleavage. [Lainey… More »
Uma Thurman showed up at the Swarovski Fashion Rocks concert at the Royal Albert Hall yesterday. She was wearing, uh, something, I think. Not exactly sure what kind of fashion statement she’s making here. It’s kind of like Uma woke up and said, “Hey, I want people to know I’ve got nipples. And,… More »
Not that anybody cares, but Uma Thurman and hotelier Andre Balazs have ended their three-year, on-again, off-again, relationship. Exciting news, isn’t it? Did you wet your pants? Because I know I did. It’s almost as exciting as watching competitive fishing. And NASCAR. At the same time.
And because it makes total sense,… More »
20-year-old Mary-Kate Olsen has reportedly been dating oil heir Maxwell Snow for about a month now. Snow happens to be Uma Thurman’s nephew and is Mary-Kate’s first boyfriend since being single for a year after Paris Hilton stole her last boyfriend Stavros Niarchos.
It warms the heart to see that even… More »
I don’t want to give Uma Thurman any fashion advice, but maybe an outfit that has a giant red ball on the nipple isn’t the best thing to wear around in public. If she’s really looking to be made fun of, she could have done something a little more subtle like a dress… More »
Uma Thurman is on the hunt for a new man, insisting that she is still “out there and available if anyone’s interested”
She told Grazia magazine: “As one who adores the male species, I feel compassionately towards them. I’ve studied them carefully like a hunter watches its prey. I love all the guys out… More »
Uma Thurman is one of those people that looks really beautiful and classy, but she’s just not quite attractive. I can admire her from an aesthetic point of view, but I have absolute zero interest in having sex with her. She’s like a really tall blonde version of Natalie Portman. Classically beautiful, but not a… More »