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Uma Thurman’s Toes Are Quentin Tarantino’s Now

Uma Thurman is barefoot in these photos which is exactly all the evidence I need to believe she’s rebounded with Quentin Tarantino after leaving French financier Arpad Busson last month. You could’ve shown me footage of Quentin’s penis visibly in Uma’s vagina, and I still would’ve said, “Yeah, but where are the feet?” I know… More »

Uma Thurman’s Still Got It

Here’s Uma Thurman and her French financier boyfriend Arpad Busson in Saint-Tropez yesterday. Now, granted, these pics start to go downhill pretty fast, it’s important to remember that Uma’s breasts were powerful enough to make me crop 25 photos of her in a swimsuit and share them on the Internet. Wait, I did what? How… More »

Blake Lively’s Cleavage And These Other People At The MET Gala

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So here’s everyone else at last night’s MET Gala, which was supposed to have something to do with punk rock, but I didn’t see Avril Lavigne there, so that can’t be right. *dodges broken bottles* I guess the point of this event is to raise a shit-ton of money… More »

Uma Thurman’s Breasts Want Off

Because, exactly as I predicted, an insane amount of you clicked on the Uma Thurman pregnant bikini photos on Monday, here she is again yesterday in all her misshapened beauty and.. well, shapes. MARVEL at each of her breasts trying to escape in opposite directions. OGLE at the self-mammogram. THRILL at how you can’t believe… More »

It’s Uma Thurman Pregnant In A Bikini

YOU: Why would I want to look at this?
ME: You’re on the Internet.

Here’s a super-pregnant Uma Thurman vacationing in St. Bart’s over the weekend, which I’m going to advise you not look at if you still harbor some sort of crush on her. Unless of course you’re Quentin Tarantino, who’s… More »

Uma Thurman Has Breasts and Other News

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- Bono has an irrational fear of black female singers. Context? What’s context? [Huffington Post]

– When paying a tattooed tranny $300 to inject shit into your face somehow goes wrong. [Dlisted]

- Princess Kate’s uterus might be filled with a future king. [Lainey Gossip]… More »

What’s Up, Uma Thurman? and Other News

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- Nick Cannon won Mariah Carey over with his soft, luscious pubes. No, really. [Popeater]

- Jon Hamm got plastered in England. [Huffington Post]

- Angelina Jolie keeps on getting stupid tattoos. [Dlisted]

- Gwyneth Paltrow flashing her hot chest bones cleavage. [LaineyMore »

Uma Thurman wears see through clothes

Uma Thurman showed up at the Swarovski Fashion Rocks concert at the Royal Albert Hall yesterday. She was wearing, uh, something, I think. Not exactly sure what kind of fashion statement she’s making here. It’s kind of like Uma woke up and said, “Hey, I want people to know I’ve got nipples. And,… More »

Uma Thurman has extremely saggy boobs

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Uma Thurman is single again

Not that anybody cares, but Uma Thurman and hotelier Andre Balazs have ended their three-year, on-again, off-again, relationship. Exciting news, isn’t it? Did you wet your pants? Because I know I did. It’s almost as exciting as watching competitive fishing. And NASCAR. At the same time.

And because it makes total sense,… More »

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