Posts tagged "Tyra Banks"

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: 50 Years of Beautiful

Kate Upton's giant breasts were at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: 50 Years of Beautiful event last night, so I don't know why I'm even writing anything else or bothering to point out that Christie Brinkley is an ageless vampire. Or wondering why I didn't lead with Genevieve Morto…
By: The Superficial / January 15, 2014

Kate Upton Is Your ‘Sports Illustrated’ Swimsuit Cover Model. Again.

Here's Kate Upton posing for the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue where she's become the first model since Tyra Banks (1996 - 1997) to be on two consecutive covers. And apparently all it took is being a blonde with really awesome jugs which you'd just assume would've happen sooner. So everybody shut…
By: The Superficial / February 11, 2013

Tyra Banks in a Bikini

"Mothafucka, how you gonna not look at my vagina?" Just a heads up, 90% of today's posts are going to involve bikinis, but before you start rubbing your hands together in sexy anticipation, I should probably point out some are gonna look like this which my memory is trying to tell me used to…
By: The Superficial / July 5, 2011

Tyra Banks joins a flash mob and other news

- Jesus Luz earns his paycheck at Madonna's 51st birthday dinner. [Splash News] - Jessica Simpson is NOT replacing Paula Abdul. Is it because she can't read? That's discrimination! [PopEater] - Gwyneth Paltrow used to be in on the jokes. Now she's the ass end. […
By: The Superficial / August 17, 2009

Tyra Banks causes a riot (Indirectly)

An America's Next Top Model audition went apeshit yesterday in Manhattan after a broken down car pulled up next to thousands of barricaded models prompting someone to yell "It's a bomb!" The ladies, all under 5' 7" per this cycle's guidelines, obviously panicked and made like they'd just been offered pizza, crushing everything in their…
By: The Superficial / March 15, 2009

Tyra Banks casts transgender contestant on America’s Next Top Model

Hold on to your androgynous zones; the new season of America's Next Top Model just got a whole lot more penis-ier. Meet Isis (above) a transgender model who "identifies herself as 'a woman born physically male.'" She/He made the cut to be on Tyra Bank's completely scripted modeling competition and looks forward to pretending…
By: The Superficial / August 13, 2008

Tyra Banks gets her own holiday, you still have to work

Tyra Banks celebrates her 500th episode of The Tyra Banks Show today. She stopped by The View (video after the jump) to announce that Mayor Bloomberg has officially proclaimed today "The Tyra Banks Show Day." Sadly, it's not a national holiday and I should probably stop downing this champagne. But it's so bubbly! Anyway,…
By: The Superficial / April 30, 2008

Heidi & Spencer love America and confirm Lauren Conrad made a sex tape

When they're not busy posing for horribly fake photo shoots (I call this one "America: Ain't We Retarded?"), Heidi and Spencer love to expose their Hills co-star Lauren Conrad as just as fake as they are. This morning, the couple dropped a bomb on Tyra (video after the jump) and confirmed that Laure…
By: The Superficial / April 29, 2008

Tyra Banks, Ryan Seacrest eligible for Emmys

Good morning! There's nothing like waking up to a slap in the face by the fact that our country is barreling towards rampant retardation at friggin' lightspeed. The Academy of Television Arts & Sciences (I'll assume formed by Mr. Wizard) has announced that reality TV hosts such as Tyra Banks (above) and Ryan Seacrest are…
By: The Superficial / April 23, 2008

Gary Coleman and the missus on Tyra Banks

Gary Coleman and his bride took their carnival act onto The Tyra Banks Show yesterday where conveniently comedian Steve Harvey was co-hosting. Tyra quizzed the new Mrs. Coleman about being with Gary, his virginal status and their age difference: she's 22, he's 40. You start to get the impression this chick just wants a…
By: The Superficial / March 24, 2008

Tyra Banks’ stalker still free to stalk, be crazy as hell

Tyra Banks has herself a new stalker so, let's give her a round of applause. You go, girl! Anyway, her stalker is Georgia native Brady Green who tried to get into The Tyra Banks Show with a duffel bag full of magazines featuring Tyra and demanded to see her. Crazy alarms were activated. The…
By: The Superficial / March 24, 2008

Tyra Banks’ top models destroy apartment

The current models seen on Tyra Banks' America's Next Top Model are being accused of trashing the $6 million loft where they stayed for 10 weeks. The girls apparently did $500,000 in damages which Tyra's production company has yet to pay and also skipped out on a $1,500 electric bill. They had promised the landlord…
By: The Superficial / March 10, 2008

Tyra Banks craps herself

Okay, I don't know whether this shit (Hi-yo!) is true, but the buzz is model/diva Tyra Banks crapped her pants during Fashion Week in New York. Here's the horribly written first-hand account from magazine blogger Fabian Basabe. Then again, if I witnessed a Tyra bowel movement, I'd probably have trouble effectively communicating and maintaining…
By: The Superficial / February 13, 2008

Saleisha Cooper was already a model

Saleisha Cooper the 19-year-old winner of Tyra Bank's America's Next Top Model is apparently already a model. After winning last night's final episodes, diligent researches discovered that Saleisha has a past working relationship with Tyra, according to E! Online: However, sharp-eyed fans soon dug up footage showing Saleisha walking the catwalk in an ANTM…
By: The Superficial / December 13, 2007

Janice Dickinson defends Jennifer Love Hewitt

The creepy corpse known as Janice Dickinson appeared on The Today Show (pic above links to video) yesterday and defended Jennifer Love Hewitt. Janice flapped her collagen lips while describing Jennifer as "healthy" and claiming she was photographed in her bikini at "unflattering angles." The…
By: The Superficial / December 10, 2007

Tyra Banks dares to discuss ‘what’s up down there’

Tyra Banks is devoting her entire show on Monday to the vagina. Yes, that's right. The female vagina. It will be an entire hour-long episode about the ins and outs of the mysterious lady part. People reports: "I have wanted to do this show for two years," says Banks, 33. "I know for a…
By: The Superficial / November 2, 2007

Tyra Banks has jiggly thighs

Tyra Banks was spotted in NYC over the weekend shooting a commercial for her talk show, promoting the move of the show from Los Angeles to New York. Remember back when she was hot? Before she opened her mouth and everybody realized they hated her? I mean, she still looks pretty good when you can't…
By: Superficial / August 7, 2007

Tyra Banks pays her bills

Tyra Banks ate at the Brooklyn Diner with Russell Simmons and his children on Saturday, and walked out on a $120 bill without paying. According to the manager: "Everybody waved goodbye and there was nothing in the billfold. We kind of figured it was okay. It was so chaotic, she thought someone must have paid…
By: Superficial / April 27, 2007

Tyra Banks gropes Rosie O’Donnell

Tyra Banks dropped by The View and for some reason started grabbing Rosie O'Donnell's breasts. Sure, it's all fun and games when Tyra Banks does it, but when I do it suddenly I have to check in with a judge twice a week. Not that I'd ever grab Rosie O'Donnell's breasts. Jesus, no. I'd rather…
By: Superficial / April 26, 2007
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