Ty Pennington

Tyra Banks, Ryan Seacrest eligible for Emmys

Good morning! There’s nothing like waking up to a slap in the face by the fact that our country is barreling towards rampant retardation at friggin’ lightspeed. The Academy of Television Arts & Sciences (I’ll assume formed by Mr. Wizard) has announced that reality TV hosts such as Tyra Banks (above) and Ryan… More »

Ty Pennington gets arrested

Ty Pennington, the guy from “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition”, was arrested Saturday morning on suspicion of being under the influence of drugs and alcohol while driving. Although if you’ve ever seen this guy or know who he is, I’m sure you’ll agree when I say it’s too bad he wasn’t arrested for getting… More »