Posts tagged "Twilight"

Kristen Stewart Banned From Robert Pattinson’s ‘Cosmopolis’ Premiere

Now that her black heart has sent a wounded Robert Pattinson into the perpetually-pregnant arms of Reese Witherspoon for comfort, Kristen Stewart is banned from the premiere of Cosmopolis even though no one can get a straight answer if Robert Pattinson is even showing up for it or not. All they hear when they call…

The Superficial | August 3, 2012 - 12:15 pm

You’ve Been Denied Edward’s Butt Crack, Twi-Hards. The Revolution Is NOW!

Even though Robert Pattinson literally banged Kristen Stewart in front of the cast and crew of Twilight: Breaking Dawn (Or at least that’s how we read this.), apparently Twi-hards will not only be denied his sparkly thrusts thanks to the MPAA, but they’ll also miss out on his glittery b-hole. Or at least the shimmery…

The Superficial | November 17, 2011 - 2:22 pm

Jennifer Love Hewitt Looked Attractive Again

Despite the fact Jennifer Love Hewitt has openly stated she stalks Robert Pattinson, here she is at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 last night where she clearly set her cleavage to “So I brought these three rings…” Unfortunately for her, Kristen Stewart was there, but then again, I’m clearly underestimating…

The Superficial | November 15, 2011 - 11:58 am

The Twilight Saga: New Moon on DVD/Blu-Ray 3/20

Robert Pattinson and shirtless Taylor Lautner. Do I even have to say more?
The Twilight Saga: New Moon on DVD/Blu-Ray March 20th. Because you love shiny vampires loving girls who befriend werewolves with sick abs.

The Superficial | March 15, 2010 - 1:17 pm