Posts tagged "Twilight"

Kristen Stewart Banned From Robert Pattinson’s ‘Cosmopolis’ Premiere

Now that her black heart has sent a wounded Robert Pattinson into the perpetually-pregnant arms of Reese Witherspoon for comfort, Kristen Stewart is banned from the premiere of Cosmopolis even though no one can get a straight answer if Robert Pattinson is even showing up for it or not. All they hear when they call…

The Superficial / August 3, 2012

You’ve Been Denied Edward’s Butt Crack, Twi-Hards. The Revolution Is NOW!

Even though Robert Pattinson literally banged Kristen Stewart in front of the cast and crew of Twilight: Breaking Dawn (Or at least that’s how we read this.), apparently Twi-hards will not only be denied his sparkly thrusts thanks to the MPAA, but they’ll also miss out on his glittery b-hole. Or at least the shimmery…

The Superficial / November 17, 2011

Jennifer Love Hewitt Looked Attractive Again

Despite the fact Jennifer Love Hewitt has openly stated she stalks Robert Pattinson, here she is at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 last night where she clearly set her cleavage to “So I brought these three rings…” Unfortunately for her, Kristen Stewart was there, but then again, I’m clearly underestimating…

The Superficial / November 15, 2011

The Twilight Saga: New Moon on DVD/Blu-Ray 3/20

Robert Pattinson and shirtless Taylor Lautner. Do I even have to say more?
The Twilight Saga: New Moon on DVD/Blu-Ray March 20th. Because you love shiny vampires loving girls who befriend werewolves with sick abs.

The Superficial / March 15, 2010