Posts tagged "True Detective"

‘True Detective’ Season 2 Has A Trailer

The trailer for ‘True Detective’ Season 2 is here. Hot dog?

By: The Superficial / April 9, 2015

Jessica Chastain: Your New ‘True Detective’ Lady?

According to Nerdist, Jessica Chastain has been offered the lead role in season two of True Detective, but has yet to accept, so just assume she’s making sure her character says awesome shit like, “A man’s game costs a man’s price,” and/or makes bitching beer can figures:

Recent rumors have stated series creator…

By: The Superficial / May 21, 2014

Here’s What People In ‘The Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Might Look Like And/Or Punch

Makes you wonder how much faster her sisters could’ve killed Heath Ledger with all that power, doesn’t it? I know.

When you own an entire network like Disney does, you can use it whenever you want to shamelessly pimp your products however and whenever you want. Which is exactly what Disney did last…

By: The Superficial / March 19, 2014

So That ‘True Detective’ Finale

So last night was the end of True Detective’s first season/story/volume which wrapped up Rust Cohle (Matthew McConaughey) and Marty Hart’s (Woody Harrelson) case and takes them away from us because next season will be a completely separate story with all new characters that already sounds fucking awesome. And, yes, I’m still saying that after…

By: The Superficial / March 10, 2014

Here’s A Buttload of ‘True Detective’ Theories Because F*ck The Oscars

Let me first qualify that headline by saying, yes, we’ll have galleries of any outstanding celebrity breasts at the Oscars tomorrow morning. In the meantime, I’m not about to sit around sweating another boring Hollywood circle-jerk while the bar for dramatic television is being set. So on that note, here’s an antler-horned cornucopia of True

By: The Superficial / March 2, 2014

Lili Simmons Is Your New Naked Chick From ‘True Detective’

True Detective is the goddamn highlight of my week, and probably the greatest written, acted, and directed season of television that any of us will ever see. Which is why I hate to reduce it to just another show where hot chicks get naked, but I’d also hate to not have clicks on my titty…

By: The Superficial / February 25, 2014

The President Has Seen Alexandra Daddario’s Boobs And So Now Must We

Yesterday, Defamer reported that President Obama personally asked HBO’s CEO for advanced copies of Game of Thrones and True Detective because you know who calls you in that middle of that shit when you’re the president? The talking bill from Schoolhouse Rock. Every time. More importantly, Alexandra Daddario saw Defamer’s post and tweeted this:…

By: The Superficial / February 18, 2014

This Is A Post About ‘True Detective’

If you’re not watching True Detective, you’re missing out the greatest fucking show on television and Matthew McConaughey’s best work since Magic Mike which just made me wonder what it’d be like if Rust Chole were replaced by Dallas… focus, focus. However, you’re also probably living a less nihilistic existence where you don’t stare off…

By: The Superficial / February 17, 2014