Posts tagged "Trayvon Martin"

George Zimmerman: Killing Trayvon Martin Was ‘God’s Plan’

George Zimmerman said killing Trayvon Martin was 'God's plan' and to question that is 'blasphemy.' Yeah...

By: The Superficial / March 24, 2015

George Zimmerman Is Done With Celebrity Boxing, And On To Underground Fight Clubs For Trayvon

"┬┐Que?" After announcing that DMX would be boxing George Zimmerman on the day that would've been Trayvon Martin's 19th birthday, fight promoter Damon Feldman cancelled the whole production after getting his ass chewed out on Twitter. Fortunately, George Zimmerman won't rest until he can commit more acts of violence, and he already has a new…

By: The Superficial / February 10, 2014

So South Park Made A George Zimmerman Episode

Last night, South Park aired its new episode "World War Zimmerman" which basically spent 21 minutes ruthlessly kicking George Zimmerman and Stand Your Ground in the dick by way of World War Z. Which was even more amazing considering Trey Parker and Matt Stone usually make it a point to expertly slam both liberals and…

By: The Superficial / October 10, 2013

Chris Brown Is Just Like Trayvon Martin And Other Bullshit He Actually Said Out Loud

Chris Brown is the cover interview for the October issue of Jet where he whines and bitches about nobody bringing up the fact that Jay Z stabbed a guy while equating himself with Tupac, Michael Jackson and B.I.G. Fortunately, he's figured out the answer to that, and it's racism because his life is just like…

By: The Superficial / September 23, 2013

George Zimmerman’s Lawyer Quit
(Subtitle: So What Was That Shit Yesterday?)

"Your honor, before we waste a lot of people's time and money here, I feel like I should point out that my client shot a black kid and we're in the state of Florida. -- Still going to do this? Fair enough, that's on you." Yesterday, George Zimmerman was briefly detained by police after a

By: The Superficial / September 10, 2013

George Zimmerman’s Wife Filed For Divorce

Sad news, Freedom Lovers. The George Zimmerman fiasco has finally claimed a casualty: A marriage. A straight marriage. I could barely stir my arugula tea while listening to NPR this morning, it made me so sick. Turns out George's wife Shellie Zimmerman stood by his side while he was on trial for murdering Trayvon Martin

By: The Superficial / September 6, 2013

George Zimmerman Is Buying Tactical Shotguns

Wait a minute. Noooo... Before I even get into this post, inevitably some shithead is going to bring up the Christopher Lane shooting in Oklahoma, so do yourself a favor and read this even though you're still going to froth at the mouth that it was entirely justified to shoot Trayvon Martin because in the…

By: The Superficial / August 23, 2013

So George Zimmerman Is Driving Aimlessly Across America With A Gun

With the town of Sanford now safe from the villainous clutches of Trayvon Martin and his gang of Skittles, it became time for George Zimmerman to take his brand of justice across America, shooting out evil wherever it wins a fight he started with it. TMZ reports: Zimmerman was speeding in Forney, Texas on Sunday,…

By: The Superficial / August 1, 2013

George Zimmerman Rescued A Family From A Truck Crash. Yes, That George Zimmerman.

"Whoever the punk was that took the last powdered donut better have saved room for a side of justice," George Zimmerman thought as he strolled into the courtroom. "For today, I rain my vengeance down upon thee... or reach into an empty pocket because, right, evidence. Shit." In case you haven't heard by now, the…

By: The Superficial / July 23, 2013

Farrah Abraham Just Made Ted Nugent Look Like A Genius

For the record, I don't (entirely) mean to keep bringing up how it's open season on black kids in Florida now, but this time, I thought it'd be nice if we heard an opinion about Travyon Martin that we can all agree encompasses everything that's wrong with America, starting with the hole it snowballed out…

By: The Superficial / July 18, 2013

Ted Nugent Wrote About The George Zimmerman Verdict. Oh God Yes.

Before I dive into this almost embarrassing treasure trove of bullshit, I just want to remind everyone that in April 2012 Ted Nugent threatened to assassinate Barack Obama if he won the election. In fact, his exact words were, "If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will be either be dead or…

By: The Superficial / July 17, 2013

Chris Brown Tweets Support For Trayvon Martin. Oh, Goddammit…

Spike Lee being a fucking idiot aside, things were starting to turn around in the Trayvon Martin case. ABC News obtained footage that showed a clearly non-injured George Zimmerman despite conveniently leaked police reports claiming he was punched repeatedly and his skull bashed against the curb. From there, Rush Limbaugh decided to follow-up SlutGate by…

By: The Superficial / March 30, 2012

Courtney Stodden Still Believes In America

America has a lot of problems right now. Our gun laws are murderously lax to the point where you can just shoot a black kid for carrying Skittles and get away with it, a legitimate potential presidential candidate literally wants to make porn illegal thanks to every single red state declaring war on the female

By: The Superficial / March 20, 2012