Trayvon Martin

George Zimmerman Maybe Got Punched In The Face Over Something

The George Zimmerman story has some holes in it. I’m so sorry. More »


George Zimmerman Made $120,000 Off The Trayvon Martin Gun #USA

Greatest country on earth. More »


George Zimmerman Tried To Auction Gun That Murdered Trayvon Martin

George Zimmerman tried to sell the gun he used to kill Trayvon Martin on an online auction site. They took that shit down. More »


George Zimmerman Retweeted Trayvon Martin’s Dead Body By Accident

George Zimmerman is a good Christian who would never retweet a dead body. Make one, but never retweet it. More »


George Zimmerman Tweeted Photo of Trayvon Martin’s Dead Body

Your second amendment mascot, America. More »


George Zimmerman: Killing Trayvon Martin Was ‘God’s Plan’

George Zimmerman said killing Trayvon Martin was ‘God’s plan’ and to question that is ‘blasphemy.’ Yeah… More »


George Zimmerman Is Done With Celebrity Boxing, And On To Underground Fight Clubs For Trayvon

“¿Que?”

After announcing that DMX would be boxing George Zimmerman on the day that would’ve been Trayvon Martin’s 19th birthday, fight promoter Damon Feldman cancelled the whole production after getting his ass chewed out on Twitter. Fortunately, George Zimmerman won’t rest until he can commit more acts of violence, and he already has… More »


So South Park Made A George Zimmerman Episode

Last night, South Park aired its new episode “World War Zimmerman” which basically spent 21 minutes ruthlessly kicking George Zimmerman and Stand Your Ground in the dick by way of World War Z. Which was even more amazing considering Trey Parker and Matt Stone usually make it a point to expertly slam both liberals and… More »


Chris Brown Is Just Like Trayvon Martin And Other Bullshit He Actually Said Out Loud

Chris Brown is the cover interview for the October issue of Jet where he whines and bitches about nobody bringing up the fact that Jay Z stabbed a guy while equating himself with Tupac, Michael Jackson and B.I.G. Fortunately, he’s figured out the answer to that, and it’s racism because his life is just like… More »


George Zimmerman’s Lawyer Quit
(Subtitle: So What Was That Shit Yesterday?)

“Your honor, before we waste a lot of people’s time and money here, I feel like I should point out that my client shot a black kid and we’re in the state of Florida. — Still going to do this? Fair enough, that’s on you.”

Yesterday, George Zimmerman was briefly detained by police… More »


George Zimmerman’s Wife Filed For Divorce

Sad news, Freedom Lovers. The George Zimmerman fiasco has finally claimed a casualty: A marriage. A straight marriage. I could barely stir my arugula tea while listening to NPR this morning, it made me so sick. Turns out George’s wife Shellie Zimmerman stood by his side while he was on trial for murdering Trayvon MartinMore »


George Zimmerman Is Buying Tactical Shotguns

Wait a minute. Noooo…

Before I even get into this post, inevitably some shithead is going to bring up the Christopher Lane shooting in Oklahoma, so do yourself a favor and read this even though you’re still going to froth at the mouth that it was entirely justified to shoot Trayvon Martin because… More »


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