Posts tagged "Trailers"

Flying Space Jesus Has A New Trailer

'Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation' has a trailer which is not about Sarah Palin. Goddammit.
By: The Superficial / March 23, 2015

Paula Deen’s Video Game Will Melt Your Mind Into Buttah, Sugah

Paula Deen has a video game, and the trailer will fry your brain like a goddamn egg.
By: The Superficial / March 17, 2015

‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ New Trailer Will Explodinate Your Nerd Parts

Marvel just dropped a new trailer for 'Avengers: Age of Ultron' and like a nerd-bitch I bent right over for it. It gets me, okay?
By: The Superficial / March 4, 2015

‘Magic Mike XXL’ Has A Trailer

Channing Tatum. Abs. Dancing. Channing Dancing Tatum abs.
By: The Superficial / February 4, 2015

‘Daredevil’ Has A Trailer For A Trailer Teaser Thing

Marvel continues its trend of releasing trailers for trailers with 'Daredevil' in this 15 second clip that promises a new trailer tomorrow.
By: The Superficial / February 3, 2015

Football Is Bullshit, Here Are The Commercials

Some sort of sports ball game happened last night, but more importantly, celebrity laden ads to sell you shit you don't need and sequels to movies nobody asked for! USA! USA! USA!
By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015

‘Fantastic Four’ Has A Trailer

The trailer for the 'Fantastic Four' reboot is here. Whee?
By: The Superficial / January 27, 2015

The New ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Trailer Is Here

As much as I [make Photo Boy] joke about how ridiculous these trailers for a trailer are, I still watch each and every one of them with a giant nerd boner because deep inside of me there's a child, and wow, this just went way too Stephen Collins. ABORT…
By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015

The Official ‘Ant-Man’ Trailer Is Here

Posted by Photo Boy The first word spoken is this trailer is "Scott." That's pretty unremarkable considering a minute later you're watching a dude fly around on an ant, but hear me out. If you've watched Behind the Candelabra - And my God, you should. There should be Constitutional Amendment requiring its viewing.
By: Photo Boy / January 7, 2015

‘Ant-Man’ Is Doing That Trailer For A Trailer Horsesh*t

Posted by Photo Boy Disney has been reaping the benefits of purchasing Marvel for years. But they also own ABC, a network that if you texted millennials about would get you a reply of a ninja emoji kicking a piece of poop. So naturally, they've been forcing those world…
By: Photo Boy / January 5, 2015

Trailer For Trailer Of The New Trailer For ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Trailer

Posted by Photo Boy Marvel knows we'd hand over a kidney in exchange for a ticket to Avengers 26: Alien Gods Destroy Paris This Time and it's now apparent they're desensitized to any happiness that can be bought with money. Oh you want a new trailer? Fuck you, you're watching this shit first.
By: Photo Boy / January 2, 2015

Everyone’s Losing Their Shit Over The New ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ Trailer

Back in July, people lost their shit over the Comic-Con trailer for Mad Max: Fury Road, and now here's the official trailer (above) where an equal to if not greater than amount of shit is being lost even though I'm pretty sure we just had a discussion about Hollywood'…
By: The Superficial / December 10, 2014

‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Has A Trailer

Alright, folks, I didn't plan on posting much today - *swings battle axe at a soccer mom at Best Buy* - but that was before Disney decided to drop the official teaser for Star Wars: The Force Awakens all over our fat turkey-stuffed faces. - *dodges broadsword, swings from rope to…
By: The Superficial / November 28, 2014

‘Burt Macklin Fights Dinosaurs’ Trailer For A Trailer And Other News

- Angelina Jolie slipped and let people see her smoking. TO THE DIVORCE-O-TRON! [Lainey Gossip] - LeAnn Rimes to step-sons: "Why don't you have a record deal at 11 like I did?!" [Fishwrapper] - Kirk Cameron will tell you how to talk to gay people now. [Dlisted] - Finger…
By: The Superficial / November 24, 2014

Kate Upton’s Breasts Shill Free-To-Play Games Now

Last week's South Park episode amazingly shit all over freemium games as it should. Except here are Kate Upton's bouncing breasts telling me to play one which I'm probably going to do because the sole purpose of a penis is to bankrupt and ultimately kill whoever it's attached to.
By: The Superficial / November 14, 2014

Put Me Down For ‘Chappie’

Yesterday, I put the trailer for Chicks Dig Gay Guys on the site as a favor, so there's absolutely no reason why I shouldn't post one for Chappie, the new Neill Blomkamp film starring Hugh Jackman and Die Antwoord (yup) because it looks fucking awesome…
By: The Superficial / November 5, 2014

Emily Ratajkowski Will Sell You ‘Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare’ Now

While today will determine the political future of our country until the presidential campaign season starts tomorrow, none of that involves tits and guns in exosuits, so America has but zero fucks to give as it prepares to celebrate today's true holiday. So here's Emily Ratajkowski in the new…
By: The Superficial / November 4, 2014

‘Chicks Dig Gay Guys’ Has A Trailer

If you ask for a favor, like a good friend I'll 100% have your back as long as it involves embedding a YouTube video to my boob blog and not lifting anything, driving anywhere, or listening to conversations that aren't about me and even that's debatable. So with that in mind, here's the trailer for…
By: The Superficial / November 4, 2014

And Now Wacky Hijinks With The Avengers

For a change of scenery after two posts about how fucked we are as a society, here's the extra footage from The Avengers: Age of Ultron that Marvel scrambled together for last night's Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. after the full trailer leaked last week leaving with…
By: The Superficial / October 29, 2014

‘The Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Official Trailer Is Here And Good God

So Marvel had made a private video for its girlfriend Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. to see next week, but this is the Internet, so somebody leaked that shit last night detonating millions of nerd boners who clearly have no respect for privacy. That wasn't meant for you. --…
By: The Superficial / October 23, 2014
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