Posts tagged "Trailers"

‘Fantastic Four’ Has A Trailer

The trailer for the 'Fantastic Four' reboot is here. Whee? …
By: The Superficial / January 27, 2015

The New ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Trailer Is Here

As much as I [make Photo Boy] joke about how ridiculous these trailers for a trailer are, I still watch each and every one of them with a giant nerd boner because deep inside of me there's a child, and wow, this just went way too Stephen Collins. ABORT …
By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015

The Official ‘Ant-Man’ Trailer Is Here

Posted by Photo Boy The first word spoken is this trailer is "Scott." That's pretty unremarkable considering a minute later you're watching a dude fly around on an ant, but hear me out. If you've watched Behind the Candelabra - And my God, you should. There should be Constitutional Amendment requiring its viewing.
By: Photo Boy / January 7, 2015

‘Ant-Man’ Is Doing That Trailer For A Trailer Horsesh*t

Posted by Photo Boy Disney has been reaping the benefits of purchasing Marvel for years. But they also own ABC, a network that if you texted millennials about would get you a reply of a ninja emoji kicking a piece of poop. So naturally, they've been forcing those worlds …
By: Photo Boy / January 5, 2015

Trailer For Trailer Of The New Trailer For ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Trailer

Posted by Photo Boy Marvel knows we'd hand over a kidney in exchange for a ticket to Avengers 26: Alien Gods Destroy Paris This Time and it's now apparent they're desensitized to any happiness that can be bought with money. Oh you want a new trailer? Fuck you, you're watching this shit first.
By: Photo Boy / January 2, 2015

Everyone’s Losing Their Shit Over The New ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ Trailer

Back in July, people lost their shit over the Comic-Con trailer for Mad Max: Fury Road, and now here's the official trailer (above) where an equal to if not greater than amount of shit is being lost even though I'm pretty sure we just had a discussion about Hollywood's …
By: The Superficial / December 10, 2014

‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Has A Trailer

Alright, folks, I didn't plan on posting much today - *swings battle axe at a soccer mom at Best Buy* - but that was before Disney decided to drop the official teaser for Star Wars: The Force Awakens all over our fat turkey-stuffed faces. - *dodges broadsword, swings from rope to …
By: The Superficial / November 28, 2014

‘Burt Macklin Fights Dinosaurs’ Trailer For A Trailer And Other News

- Angelina Jolie slipped and let people see her smoking. TO THE DIVORCE-O-TRON! [Lainey Gossip] - LeAnn Rimes to step-sons: "Why don't you have a record deal at 11 like I did?!" [Fishwrapper] - Kirk Cameron will tell you how to talk to gay people now. [Dlisted] - Fingers …
By: The Superficial / November 24, 2014

Kate Upton’s Breasts Shill Free-To-Play Games Now

Last week's South Park episode amazingly shit all over freemium games as it should. Except here are Kate Upton's bouncing breasts telling me to play one which I'm probably going to do because the sole purpose of a penis is to bankrupt and ultimately kill whoever it's attached to.
By: The Superficial / November 14, 2014

Put Me Down For ‘Chappie’

Yesterday, I put the trailer for Chicks Dig Gay Guys on the site as a favor, so there's absolutely no reason why I shouldn't post one for Chappie, the new Neill Blomkamp film starring Hugh Jackman and Die Antwoord (yup) because it looks fucking awesome …
By: The Superficial / November 5, 2014

Emily Ratajkowski Will Sell You ‘Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare’ Now

While today will determine the political future of our country until the presidential campaign season starts tomorrow, none of that involves tits and guns in exosuits, so America has but zero fucks to give as it prepares to celebrate today's true holiday. So here's Emily Ratajkowski in the new …
By: The Superficial / November 4, 2014

‘Chicks Dig Gay Guys’ Has A Trailer

If you ask for a favor, like a good friend I'll 100% have your back as long as it involves embedding a YouTube video to my boob blog and not lifting anything, driving anywhere, or listening to conversations that aren't about me and even that's debatable. So with that in mind, here's the trailer for …
By: The Superficial / November 4, 2014

And Now Wacky Hijinks With The Avengers

For a change of scenery after two posts about how fucked we are as a society, here's the extra footage from The Avengers: Age of Ultron that Marvel scrambled together for last night's Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. after the full trailer leaked last week leaving with …
By: The Superficial / October 29, 2014

‘The Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Official Trailer Is Here And Good God

So Marvel had made a private video for its girlfriend Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. to see next week, but this is the Internet, so somebody leaked that shit last night detonating millions of nerd boners who clearly have no respect for privacy. That wasn't meant for you. -- …
By: The Superficial / October 23, 2014

Comic-Con: ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ Trailer

Thanks to naked butts, wonder boobs, space fists, homewrecking and the collapse of civilization as we know it, I only just now got around to watching the Mad Max: Fury Road trailer from Comic-Con that everyone's been losing their shit over. Possibly even …
By: The Superficial / July 28, 2014

‘Hot Tub Time Machine 2′ Has A Red Band Trailer And Other News

- "How hard is it for you to grow a penis? I'm not asking much, am I?" [Lainey Gossip] - John Travolta's lawyers can't stop his gay lover from writing a tell-all book. [Dlisted] - Why Go To Comic-Con When Meg Turney Is At theCHIVE? [theCHIVE] - Justin Bieber …
By: The Superficial / July 25, 2014

‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Has A Trailer

Here's the first official trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey which is interesting only in the sense that Hollywood has officially lowered itself to making a movie that's based on a book that was originally Twilight fan-fiction until the character's names were changed and Mormon abstinence was replaced with high-business pubes-pulling …
By: The Superficial / July 24, 2014

I Love The Smell of Raccoons With Machine Guns In The Morning

Here's the latest trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy where you get to find out what this movie will feel like with an actual score instead of classic rock hits. More importantly than whatever the hell I just said, you get to see the raccoon with a machine gun …
By: The Superficial / June 17, 2014

Jessica Alba Takes Off Her Pants In ‘Sin City: A Dame To Kill For,’ Oh Thank God

Despite being a serious actress who's deeply concerned with "elevating" the films she's in, Jessica Alba has been looking a hell of a lot like a stripper who wears pants all the time in Sin City: A Dame To Kill For. Fortunately, the latest trailer shows she wears all kinds of …
By: The Superficial / June 12, 2014

‘Guardians of The Galaxy’ Has A New Trailer

I'm sorry. Did the raccoon with a machine gun adjust his tiny raccoon crotch? *shoves life's savings at monitor* Take it! TAKE MY MONEY NOW. (It's like Roger Ebert's back from the dead, I know. I miss him, too) UPDATE: Replaced the top vid, but in case that one goes out, …
By: The Superficial / May 19, 2014
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