Posts tagged "Trailers"

‘Fantastic Four’ Is Your New Shitty Comic Book Movie Trailer

'Fantastic Four' has a new trailer, and yeesh.

By: The Superficial / April 20, 2015

The ‘Batman V Superman’ Trailer Leaked, And, Uh, Yeah…

The trailer for 'Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice' has leaked online, and it does have some sort of Bat-guy and Super-person in it. I guess.

By: The Superficial / April 17, 2015

The New ‘Star Wars’ Trailer Is What The Prequels Should’ve Been

'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' has a new trailer and GOOD GOD.

By: The Superficial / April 16, 2015

‘Batman V Superman’ Has Superhero Suits, In Case You Weren’t Sure

Zack Snyder released a teaser for the 'Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice' trailer, and I hope you like superhero costumes and the promise of driving to the closest IMAX theater just to see a preview.

By: The Superficial / April 16, 2015

‘Ant-Man’ Has A New Trailer: Now With More Bee-Guy-Person!

Marvel released a new trailer for 'Ant-Man' debuting Corey Stoll as Yellowjacket which means absolutely jackdick to most of you, and yet it's still going to take your money. Resistance is futile.

By: The Superficial / April 13, 2015

‘True Detective’ Season 2 Has A Trailer

The trailer for 'True Detective' Season 2 is here. Hot dog?

By: The Superficial / April 9, 2015

Flying Space Jesus Has A New Trailer

'Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation' has a trailer which is not about Sarah Palin. Goddammit.

By: The Superficial / March 23, 2015

Paula Deen’s Video Game Will Melt Your Mind Into Buttah, Sugah

Paula Deen has a video game, and the trailer will fry your brain like a goddamn egg.

By: The Superficial / March 17, 2015

‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ New Trailer Will Explodinate Your Nerd Parts

Marvel just dropped a new trailer for 'Avengers: Age of Ultron' and like a nerd-bitch I bent right over for it. It gets me, okay?

By: The Superficial / March 4, 2015

‘Magic Mike XXL’ Has A Trailer

Channing Tatum. Abs. Dancing. Channing Dancing Tatum abs.

By: The Superficial / February 4, 2015

‘Daredevil’ Has A Trailer For A Trailer Teaser Thing

Marvel continues its trend of releasing trailers for trailers with 'Daredevil' in this 15 second clip that promises a new trailer tomorrow.

By: The Superficial / February 3, 2015

Football Is Bullshit, Here Are The Commercials

Some sort of sports ball game happened last night, but more importantly, celebrity laden ads to sell you shit you don't need and sequels to movies nobody asked for! USA! USA! USA!

By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015

‘Fantastic Four’ Has A Trailer

The trailer for the 'Fantastic Four' reboot is here. Whee?

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2015

The New ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Trailer Is Here

As much as I [make Photo Boy] joke about how ridiculous these trailers for a trailer are, I still watch each and every one of them with a giant nerd boner because deep inside of me there's a child, and wow, this just went way too Stephen Collins. ABORT GAG. So here's the Avengers: Age

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015

The Official ‘Ant-Man’ Trailer Is Here

Posted by Photo Boy The first word spoken is this trailer is "Scott." That's pretty unremarkable considering a minute later you're watching a dude fly around on an ant, but hear me out. If you've watched Behind the Candelabra - And my God, you should. There should be Constitutional Amendment requiring its viewing. -- the…

By: Photo Boy / January 7, 2015

‘Ant-Man’ Is Doing That Trailer For A Trailer Horsesh*t

Posted by Photo Boy Disney has been reaping the benefits of purchasing Marvel for years. But they also own ABC, a network that if you texted millennials about would get you a reply of a ninja emoji kicking a piece of poop. So naturally, they've been forcing those worlds together resulting in awkward crossover promotio…

By: Photo Boy / January 5, 2015

Trailer For Trailer Of The New Trailer For ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Trailer

Posted by Photo Boy Marvel knows we'd hand over a kidney in exchange for a ticket to Avengers 26: Alien Gods Destroy Paris This Time and it's now apparent they're desensitized to any happiness that can be bought with money. Oh you want a new trailer? Fuck you, you're watching this shit first. They hunger…

By: Photo Boy / January 2, 2015

Everyone’s Losing Their Shit Over The New ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ Trailer

Back in July, people lost their shit over the Comic-Con trailer for Mad Max: Fury Road, and now here's the official trailer (above) where an equal to if not greater than amount of shit is being lost even though I'm pretty sure we just had a discussion about Hollywood's lack of creativity, and how suckers

By: The Superficial / December 10, 2014

‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Has A Trailer

Alright, folks, I didn't plan on posting much today - *swings battle axe at a soccer mom at Best Buy* - but that was before Disney decided to drop the official teaser for Star Wars: The Force Awakens all over our fat turkey-stuffed faces. - *dodges broadsword, swings from rope to Small Appliances* - So…

By: The Superficial / November 28, 2014

‘Burt Macklin Fights Dinosaurs’ Trailer For A Trailer And Other News

- Angelina Jolie slipped and let people see her smoking. TO THE DIVORCE-O-TRON! [Lainey Gossip] - LeAnn Rimes to step-sons: "Why don't you have a record deal at 11 like I did?!" [Fishwrapper] - Kirk Cameron will tell you how to talk to gay people now. [Dlisted] - Fingers Crossed, Our Night Ends With Lingerie

By: The Superficial / November 24, 2014
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