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Tracy Morgan Won The Prince Stories

Tracy Morgan’s Prince stories > all others before it. More »

God Spoke To Tracy Morgan, Is Pregnant

God had time to talk to Tracy Morgan. Totally unrelated question: How many kids died of cancer this year? More »

Tracy Morgan’s Emmy Appearance Almost Got Ruined By Paula Deen

You never know when Paula Deen will strike next. More »

Did ’30 Rock’ Call Bill Cosby A Rapist In 2009?


While Bill Cosby faces new allegations that he drugged and raped a woman when she was only 15-years-old after sneaking her into the Playboy mansion, Crushable stumbled across a third season episode of 30 Rock where it sounds an awful lot like Tracy Jordan calls Bill Cosby a rapist. Which is exactly… More »

Tracy Morgan Just Told Walmart To Go F*ck Itself

Seen here in one of the most random photographs you’ll ever see in your life, Tracy Morgan has issued a rare public statement since the car accident in June that left him needing months of physical therapy and killed his friend and mentor Jimmy Mack. It all happened because the driver of a Walmart truck… More »

Tracy Morgan’s Out of The Hospital And Suing The Shit Out of Walmart

You might have thought Jessica Alba’s butt was the best news you’d see all morning, and you’re right, but this is pretty damn close: Tracy Morgan is back home after a fatal car accident that left his best friend and mentor Jimmy Mack dead. He’s also suing Walmart’s dick off for over-working their drivers which… More »

No, Tracy Morgan Isn’t Losing A Leg

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before, MediaTakeOut started a rumor that Tracy Morgan was going to lose his leg which turned out to be complete bullshit. Now what is is true is that he’s getting a third eye that will send out Illuminati Morse code because this psi-ops is classic lizard people. Classic. More »

Tracy Morgan Is A Goddamn Survivor

In case you somehow missed it over the weekend, Tracy Morgan was involved in a deadly car accident on the New Jersey turnpike early Saturday morning after a Walmart truck driver who was allegedly asleep at the wheel slammed into six vehicles including Tracy’s limobus which left his mentor and best friend Jimmy Mack dead… More »

Tracy Morgan Is Worried About Alec Baldwin

Alec Baldwin is mostly known for his one-man war against the cocksucking Illuminati more than anything else these days which has his 30 Rock co-star Tracy Morgan concerned and/or mainly enjoying the chance to go, “Oh, shit, and you were telling me how to live my life?” Via The New York Times:

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This Tracy Morgan Photo’s Missing Something…

No, wait, Photo Boy fixed it. Never mind.

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Tracy Morgan is Khloe Kardashian’s Father

Okay, so that headline may not be entirely true – Although, she did turn down that DNA test. – but it is one of the 800 random things Tracy Morgan said during his appearance on Conan last night which are always fucking hilarious. I don’t want to oversell it, but the Charlton Heston bit was… More »

Tracy Morgan Joked About Retards Now, We Should Lynch Him

After jumping through way too many sequin hoops to pacify GLAAD after making a joke in a comedy club about stabbing his son in the face if he was gay, Tracy Morgan’s standup routines are apparently going to be tediously policed for controversy so every special interest group gets a chance to make him show… More »

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