Posts tagged "Tracy Morgan"

Tracy Morgan’s Emmy Appearance Almost Got Ruined By Paula Deen

You never know when Paula Deen will strike next.

The Superficial / September 24, 2015

Did ’30 Rock’ Call Bill Cosby A Rapist In 2009?


While Bill Cosby faces new allegations that he drugged and raped a woman when she was only 15-years-old after sneaking her into the Playboy mansion, Crushable stumbled across a third season episode of 30 Rock where it sounds an awful lot like Tracy Jordan calls Bill Cosby a rapist. Which is exactly…

The Superficial / December 3, 2014

Tracy Morgan Just Told Walmart To Go F*ck Itself

Seen here in one of the most random photographs you’ll ever see in your life, Tracy Morgan has issued a rare public statement since the car accident in June that left him needing months of physical therapy and killed his friend and mentor Jimmy Mack. It all happened because the driver of a Walmart truck…

The Superficial / October 1, 2014

Tracy Morgan’s Out of The Hospital And Suing The Shit Out of Walmart

You might have thought Jessica Alba’s butt was the best news you’d see all morning, and you’re right, but this is pretty damn close: Tracy Morgan is back home after a fatal car accident that left his best friend and mentor Jimmy Mack dead. He’s also suing Walmart’s dick off for over-working their drivers which…

The Superficial / July 14, 2014

No, Tracy Morgan Isn’t Losing A Leg

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before, MediaTakeOut started a rumor that Tracy Morgan was going to lose his leg which turned out to be complete bullshit. Now what is is true is that he’s getting a third eye that will send out Illuminati Morse code because this psi-ops is classic lizard people. Classic.

The Superficial / June 10, 2014

Tracy Morgan Is A Goddamn Survivor

In case you somehow missed it over the weekend, Tracy Morgan was involved in a deadly car accident on the New Jersey turnpike early Saturday morning after a Walmart truck driver who was allegedly asleep at the wheel slammed into six vehicles including Tracy’s limobus which left his mentor and best friend Jimmy Mack dead…

The Superficial / June 9, 2014

Tracy Morgan Is Worried About Alec Baldwin

Alec Baldwin is mostly known for his one-man war against the cocksucking Illuminati more than anything else these days which has his 30 Rock co-star Tracy Morgan concerned and/or mainly enjoying the chance to go, “Oh, shit, and you were telling me how to live my life?” Via The New York Times:
Alec Baldwin, your

The Superficial / April 16, 2014

This Tracy Morgan Photo’s Missing Something…

No, wait, Photo Boy fixed it. Never mind.
Photo: Getty

The Superficial / August 17, 2012

Tracy Morgan is Khloe Kardashian’s Father

Okay, so that headline may not be entirely true – Although, she did turn down that DNA test. – but it is one of the 800 random things Tracy Morgan said during his appearance on Conan last night which are always fucking hilarious. I don’t want to oversell it, but the Charlton Heston bit wa…

The Superficial / May 23, 2012

Tracy Morgan Joked About Retards Now, We Should Lynch Him

After jumping through way too many sequin hoops to pacify GLAAD after making a joke in a comedy club about stabbing his son in the face if he was gay, Tracy Morgan’s standup routines are apparently going to be tediously policed for controversy so every special interest group gets a chance to make him show…

The Superficial / June 29, 2011

Hollywood to Tracy Morgan: ‘Stick to Sexist Jokes About Women Giving Head’

“Okay, but first, I’m gonna stab this little motherfucker for wearing nail polish to a Knicks game. You in my house, Adam Lambert!”

Friday morning, news broke that Tracy Morgan made some violent, homophobic comments during his stand-up act that become an instant scandal because apparently we’re considering comedy clubs churches now and…

The Superficial / June 13, 2011

Tracy Morgan: ‘I Will Stab My Son in the Head if He’s Gay’

UPDATE: And here’s the predictable ending everyone saw coming, so I’m putting it first.
Tracy Morgan just got uninvited to Gwyneth Paltrow’s house for macrobiotic paella this weekend because apparently he decided to reiterate that he believes homosexuality is a choice at a recent performance in Nashville. TMZ reports:
According to reports, Morgan took the…

The Superficial / June 10, 2011

Tracy Morgan On Sarah Palin

“As long as she got them six diff’rent kinds of cheeses…”
Tracy Morgan appeared on TNT’s Inside the NBA last night where Charles Barkley thought it’d be a great idea to ask him what he thought about Sarah Palin which prompted the following response. On live television:
“Let me tell you something about Sarah Palin,…

The Superficial / January 28, 2011