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Sarah Palin Literally Blamed Obama For Her Son Punching A Woman

Track Palin punched his girlfriend in the face, and somehow that’s Obama’s fault in Sarah Palin’s moose-addled mind. More »

Track Palin Arrested For Domestic Violence, Has Impeccable Timing

Sarah Palin’s son allegedly assaulted a woman while drunk and wielding a gun. USA! More »

The Palins Beat The Shit Out of An Entire Party

“I’ll goshdarn say it again, Moose Tang Clan ain’t nothin’ to fuck with.”

In Matthew 5:5 Jesus tells us, “Blessed are the meek for they shall inherit the earth.” Later, in that same chapter, he expands on his message in verse 39: “If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them… More »