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Tori Spelling Is Pregnant Again

Tori Spelling is pregnant with her fifth kid. Oh, good. More »

There Is Nothing Tori Spelling Won’t Do For Money

Tori Spelling’s working for Psychic Source now, and if there’s a lesson in this for you kids out there, it’s don’t piss off your billionaire mother. More »

Jason Priestly Is Thrilled With Tori Spelling Right Now

Jason Priestly would’ve preferred nobody knew his penis went inside Tori Spelling. More »

Tori Spelling Fell On A Hibachi Grill At Benihana

Tori Spelling is living her best life. More »

Tori Spelling ‘Quarantined Like An Ebola Patient’

She’s probably pregnant again, so why buy new pics? JOURNALISM!

Tori Spelling lives thousands of miles away from anyone with the Ebola virus, and I’m pretty confident she’s not walking around letting random strangers shit and bleed in her hands. On top of that, she has a gaping hole in her chest that… More »

Tori Spelling & Dean McDermott Probably Faked An Affair To Land Their Reality Show

“Just keep chewing, and they’ll all think your husband’s penis was in another vagina. Nothing looks out of the ordinary, everything’s normal, except for the fact that you’re eating- OH GOD WHAT AM I DOING?!”

While it may seem like Jezebal and I don’t see eye-to-eye on a lot of issues, there are… More »

Are Hayden Panettiere’s Implants Supposed To Look Like That?

After a rough take-off, I grew to love Hayden Panettiere’s implants, but not to the point where I forgot she’s still a woman with other body parts for me to objectify. It was a beautiful symbiotic relationship if there ever was one. Except something’s going terribly wrong because now they’re trying to suck me into… More »

Tori Spelling’s Already Pregnant Again

Tori Spelling is apparently close friends with Jon Hamm because just five months after birthing her daughter Hattie, she’s already knocked up with Child #4 because, seriously, what else does she have to do? Act? AHAHAHAHA! Us Magazine reports:

“Dean, Liam, Stella, Hattie, and I are beyond thrilled to announce that another little… More »

The ‘Wall’ Tori Spelling ‘Knocked Down’

When Tori Spelling decided to equate herself with Princess Di by blaming a “car chase” on the “paparazzi,” she might have exaggerated a couple of parts which sounds unusual for someone whose first reaction is to immediately tweet her thousands of “fans” after a “traumatic” event and, yes, I’m blowing our entire sarcastic quotes budget… More »

Tori Spelling Eludes Paparazzi By Crashing Into a School

While being “chased” by the paparazzi (Read: One guy spotted her backing her car up.), Tori Spelling decided to shake them by plowing her SUV into a school and giving them an awesome set of photos to make a shitload of money off of. That’ll teach ‘em. Via Twitter:

Paparazzi chased me w/the… More »

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