Posts tagged "Tori Spelling"

Tori Spelling ‘Quarantined Like An Ebola Patient’

She’s probably pregnant again, so why buy new pics? JOURNALISM!

Tori Spelling lives thousands of miles away from anyone with the Ebola virus, and I’m pretty confident she’s not walking around letting random strangers shit and bleed in her hands. On top of that, she has a gaping hole in her chest that…

By: The Superficial / October 21, 2014

Tori Spelling & Dean McDermott Probably Faked An Affair To Land Their Reality Show

“Just keep chewing, and they’ll all think your husband’s penis was in another vagina. Nothing looks out of the ordinary, everything’s normal, except for the fact that you’re eating- OH GOD WHAT AM I DOING?!”

While it may seem like Jezebal and I don’t see eye-to-eye on a lot of issues, there are…

By: The Superficial / April 24, 2014

Are Hayden Panettiere’s Implants Supposed To Look Like That?

After a rough take-off, I grew to love Hayden Panettiere‘s implants, but not to the point where I forgot she’s still a woman with other body parts for me to objectify. It was a beautiful symbiotic relationship if there ever was one. Except something’s going terribly wrong because now they’re trying to suck me into…

By: The Superficial / November 25, 2013

Tori Spelling’s Already Pregnant Again

Tori Spelling is apparently close friends with Jon Hamm because just five months after birthing her daughter Hattie, she’s already knocked up with Child #4 because, seriously, what else does she have to do? Act? AHAHAHAHA! Us Magazine reports:

“Dean, Liam, Stella, Hattie, and I are beyond thrilled to announce that another little…

By: The Superficial / March 23, 2012

The ‘Wall’ Tori Spelling ‘Knocked Down’

When Tori Spelling decided to equate herself with Princess Di by blaming a “car chase” on the “paparazzi,” she might have exaggerated a couple of parts which sounds unusual for someone whose first reaction is to immediately tweet her thousands of “fans” after a “traumatic” event and, yes, I’m blowing our entire sarcastic quotes budget…

By: The Superficial / June 14, 2011

Tori Spelling Eludes Paparazzi By Crashing Into a School

While being “chased” by the paparazzi (Read: One guy spotted her backing her car up.), Tori Spelling decided to shake them by plowing her SUV into a school and giving them an awesome set of photos to make a shitload of money off of. That’ll teach ‘em. Via Twitter:

Paparazzi chased me w/the…

By: The Superficial / June 13, 2011

Tori Spelling’s Pregnant, Gaping Chest Hole in a Bikini (a.k.a. Sexiest Post Ever)

Apparently it’s Questionable Bikini Photos Day because here’s Tori Spelling in Malibu yesterday where I swear to God the hole in her chest is getting deeper. Seriously, what the hell is that thing? Did she specifically ask for breast implants that make it look like she took a mortar round to the chest, or i…

By: The Superficial / May 31, 2011

Tori Spelling should stick to sweaters and other news

- Kanye West finally calls Taylor Swift to personally apologize and ask why the hell she doesn’t read his blog. IT’S BETTER THAN THE INTERNET!!! [PopEater]

- Zac Efron or Robert Pattinson might be trolling Craigslist for a male Asian lover. Quick, someone get Jon Gosselin. [Lainey Gossip]

- Lady GaGa continue…

By: The Superficial / September 15, 2009

Candy Spelling rips Tori in open letter

Candy Spelling sent the following open letter to TMZ which essentially rips into Tori Spelling for using her reality show Tori & Dean Home Sweet Hollywood to instigate family drama for ratings:

TO: MIDDLE-AGED REALITY SHOW STARS (LIKE MY DAUGHTER)
FROM: CANDY SPELLING
I Know many middle-aged people have issues about their parent…

By: The Superficial / July 27, 2009

Tori Spelling has gigantic nipples

Here’s Tori Spelling experiencing a bikini FAIL while vacationing in Hawaii. I don’t really know who would want to look at Tori’s nipples, but then again I thought the same thing about Dolph Lundgren’s penis and five billion of you proved me wrong. I’m starting to think the robot’s aren’t going to have to…

By: The Superficial / June 18, 2009

Tori Spelling in a bikini

Here’s Tori Spelling on vacation with her husband Dean McDermott in Hawaii, and after looking at these, I’m convinced she not only killed Aaron Spelling, but continues to haunt him in the afterlife. However, on a brighter note, Tori clearly knew when to lay off the surgeries before turning into Tara Reid’s anorexic twin.

By: The Superficial / June 17, 2009

Tori Spelling’s mom figured out this Internet thing

- Candy Spelling writes open letter to daughter Tori Spelling begging to see her. Unless Candy has acting work shooting out of her armpits, she shouldn’t hold her breath. Not that Tori can’t get hired on her own. — AHAHAHA! [Allie is Wired]

- Shia LaBeouf will only regain 80% use of his hand…

By: The Superficial / April 14, 2009

Tori Spelling’s husband pissed she backed out of 90210 remake

Tori Spelling’s husband Dean McDermott is pissed she dropped out of the 90210 remake after she learned she’d be making 10 grand an episode less than Jennie Garth and Shannen Doherty. Dean was hoping to score himself a gig despite the fact a trained chimp could tell you this show won’t make it past October.

By: The Superficial / August 21, 2008

Tori Spelling’s cervix dilated, birthlarity ensued

Tori Spelling gave birth to a baby girl yesterday. Her name is Stella Doreen McDermott. She’s the second child for Tori and husband Dean McDermott. The couple have a son one-year-old Liam Aaron. People reports:

Stella Doreen McDermott was born at 3:13 p.m. in a Los Angeles hospital via C-section. She weighed 6 lbs.,…

By: The Superficial / June 9, 2008

Tori Spelling will birth world’s smallest baby

Tori Spelling is eight months pregnant but decided to show off how good her body still looks in a bikini. Apparently she was freaked out over her weight gain from first baby Liam, but Tori has things locked down this time around. Us Magazine reports:

“So far I’ve gained 25 pounds and…

By: The Superficial / April 8, 2008

Tori Spelling should never do this again – ever

Tori Spelling got to be a Pussycat Doll over the weekend. What in the hell, God? We’ve talked about this before. This is not funny – at all. You think it’s cool to blind people, but, newsflash, it ain’t. Honestly, man, cut this shit out. If I see something like this again, I’ll…

By: The Superficial / October 1, 2007