The Internet really wants Idris Elba to be James Bond. [Lainey Gossip]
Both Janet Jackson and Hammer pants are back. [Dlisted]
Jessa Duggar’s father-in-law hates the shit out of Josh. [The Frisky]
Miley Cyrus is naked again already. [IDLYITW]
Your morning links.
Courtney Stodden’s mom regrets letting Doug Hutchison marry her teenage daughter, and it’s a little too late for that.
Justin Timberlake reacts to Kanye’s VMAs speech. [Lainey Gossip]
Hulk Hogan grew up in Florida. He didn’t know better! [Dlisted]
TLC’s child molestation special forgot Josh Duggar. [The Frisky]
Justin Bieber cried at the VMAs. [IDLYITW]
Miley Cyrus showed everyone her nipple? I’m shocked. Shocked, I say!
Well, this was inevitable.
Josh Duggar allegedly had an affair with porn star Danica Dillon while his wife Anna was pregnant.
Miranda Kerr knows how to sell the shit out of a shoe.
Christina Aguilera is real. And somewhere in this picture apparently.
Kim Kardashian naked? This has never happened before!
Fantastic Four fucking tanked in case you didn’t hear. [Lainey Gossip]
Nicki Minaj isn’t pregnant. [Dlisted]
Shit You’ll Hear About Patrick Kane’s Accuser [The Frisky]
GTA V finally captures the essence of LA traffic. [Death and Taxes]
Gwen Stefani has been spotted in the wild. [Lainey Gossip]
Ed Sheeran’s banging Nicole Scherzinger? Ed Sheeran? [Dlisted]
How the fuck is this even legal? [The Frisky]
Nicole Arbour hates our entire business model. [IDLYITW]
Blake and Miranda are going to sue some asses. [Lainey Gossip]
Robin Thicke might be engaged to a 20-year-old. [Dlisted]
Jeb Bush really locked down that Latino vote. [The Frisky]
Gavin Rossdale’s ex-boyfriend has shit to say. [IDLYITW]
Heidi Klum topless- and you’re already in the post.
Superman might super-fist people in Fifty Shades 2. [Lainey Gossip]
Nicki Minaj’s boyfriend wants Twitter attention, too. [Dlisted]
No, You Don’t Have To Be ‘Respectful’ To Police Officers For Them To Act Professional [The Frisky]
Gawker: An Oral History [Death and Taxes]
Trevor Noah is self-censoring now. Great. [Lainey Gossip]
It’s Sasquatch mating season. [Dlisted]
That unedited Sandra Bland dash cam footage was edited. [The Frisky]
Donald Trump is the GOP’s Old Country Buffet. [Death and Taxes]
Amy Schumer wears the Slave Leia bikini for GQ . Also, side boob because the Internet Gods demand sacrifice.
Madonna gets a do-over. [Lainey Gossip]
Lena Dunham won’t stand next to Taylor Swift again. [Dlisted]
Reddit is a goddamn shitshow right now. [The Frisky]
Why is Judd Apatow only criticizing Bill Cosby? [Death and Taxes]
Courtney Stodden wore a topless body paint Captain Marvel costume to Comic-Con. Your Nerd-God is dead.
Your Lady Ghostbusters in costume. [Lainey Gossip]
Bobby Brown just had another kid. [Dlisted]
Don’t fuck with J.K. Rowling. [The Frisky]
No, Amy Schumer is not racist. [Death and Taxes]
Ariana Grande is the real victim, you guys. [Lainey Gossip]
Stop asking Natalie Portman about the Middle East. [Dlisted]
Wow, Joan Jett sucks. [The Frisky]
Pennsylvania is the new Florida. [Death and Taxes]