Charlie Riina’s Still Topless And Other News
Shonda Rhimes shades Lady Gaga's Oscar performance, Chelsea Handler is already shitting on E!, Doogie Howser's penis, Rick Salomon doesn't realize every marriage is a trick and Scout Willis' nipples. Your morning links.
Selena Gomez Is Topless (In Theory)
Selena Gomez poses topless for the cover of V Magazine which is not at all creepy because she looks more like 12-years-old than she has in years.
Good Goddamn Morning, Charlie Riina, And Other News
The hottest 138 Water pics we've ever posted. -- You need more than that? Jesus. Um, Maya Rudolph doing a better Beyonce than Beyonce, Justin Bieber's naked dick, Hilary Duff's mom-boobs, and Ariana Grande at the NBA All-Star Game. Your morning links.
A Special Thanks
Here's Cara Delevingne posing nude for John Hardy while I thank everyone for their hard work and feedback because I'm a soft bitch.
And Now Maitland Ward In Lingerie Making Out With Some Chick
Alright, folks, here's a lingerie-clad Maitland Ward doing lesbian stuff to conclude our broadcast week. All your dreams are coming true! We'll back Monday with some very light blogging because our new site is launching, and don't worry it'll still have dick jokes underneath photos of celebrity breasts, so you'll barely even notice.
Micaela Schäfer Doing What Micaela Schäfer Does And Other News
- Jennifer Aniston's Oscar campaign wasn't as on point as her nipples. [Lainey Gossip] - If Lisa Rinna says Kylie Jenner got her lips done, Kylie Jenner got her lips done. [Fishwrapper] - Rosie Perez is quitting The View already. [Dlisted] - Christian mom thinks her kids' school bu…
I Completely Forgot About Abigail Ratchford And That Is A Crime
Yesterday, we ended the day with what I'm still convinced were naked photos of a prepubescent boy, so for the complete opposite end of that spectrum, here's a bunch of sexy photos from Abigail Ratchford's Instagram which are my creative solution to the ill-timed bikini drought happening…
Miley Cyrus Is Naked Again
In a photo shoot that looks like something Chris Hansen would Falcon Punch out of a scout leader's safe, here's Miley Cyrus posing nude for V Magazine and reminding me I need to update that Justin Bieber post with the fake Photoshops. As for why…
Brian Williams Watched His Daughter Get Her Ass Eaten On ‘Girls’
Allison Williams had her ass eaten on the season premiere of Girls Sunday night, so naturally this pinnacle of pop culture relevance and art crashing together in a woman's anus required an immediate retrospective from Vulture about how the scene was filmed and then watched by NBC Nightly New…
Leonardo DiCaprio Probably Banged Rihanna
Is that really Leo behind 50 Cent, or has your mind simply become Jonah Hill? INCEPTION! Posted by Photo Boy Someone named Nikki Erwin had a birthday party at the Playboy mansion on Saturday and apparently when she blew out her candles she wished for karate butt sex, because at that…