Posts tagged "Topless"

Hey, Did You Guys Know Chelsea Handler Has Breasts? Topless Breasts?

How did we last an entire month without this? It's a fucking miracle.
By: The Superficial / January 29, 2015

Miley Cyrus Is Completely Topless

Here's Miley Cyrus going topless in Hawaii which I didn't even know had nude beaches. This is a Puritan country, dammit.
By: The Superficial / January 27, 2015

A Special Thanks

Here's Cara Delevingne posing nude for John Hardy while I thank everyone for their hard work and feedback because I'm a soft bitch.
By: The Superficial / January 22, 2015

And Now Maitland Ward In Lingerie Making Out With Some Chick

Alright, folks, here's a lingerie-clad Maitland Ward doing lesbian stuff to conclude our broadcast week. All your dreams are coming true! We'll back Monday with some very light blogging because our new site is launching, and don't worry it'll still have dick jokes underneath photos of celebrity breasts, so you'll barely even notice.
By: The Superficial / January 16, 2015

Micaela Schäfer Doing What Micaela Schäfer Does And Other News

- Jennifer Aniston's Oscar campaign wasn't as on point as her nipples. [Lainey Gossip] - If Lisa Rinna says Kylie Jenner got her lips done, Kylie Jenner got her lips done. [Fishwrapper] - Rosie Perez is quitting The View already. [Dlisted] - Christian mom thinks her kids' school bus …
By: The Superficial / January 15, 2015

I Completely Forgot About Abigail Ratchford And That Is A Crime

Yesterday, we ended the day with what I'm still convinced were naked photos of a prepubescent boy, so for the complete opposite end of that spectrum, here's a bunch of sexy photos from Abigail Ratchford's Instagram which are my creative solution to the ill-timed bikini drought happening …
By: The Superficial / January 14, 2015

Miley Cyrus Is Naked Again

In a photo shoot that looks like something Chris Hansen would Falcon Punch out of a scout leader's safe, here's Miley Cyrus posing nude for V Magazine and reminding me I need to update that Justin Bieber post with the fake Photoshops. As for why …
By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015

Brian Williams Watched His Daughter Get Her Ass Eaten On ‘Girls’

Allison Williams had her ass eaten on the season premiere of Girls Sunday night, so naturally this pinnacle of pop culture relevance and art crashing together in a woman's anus required an immediate retrospective from Vulture about how the scene was filmed and then watched by NBC Nightly News …
By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015

Leonardo DiCaprio Probably Banged Rihanna

Is that really Leo behind 50 Cent, or has your mind simply become Jonah Hill? INCEPTION! Posted by Photo Boy Someone named Nikki Erwin had a birthday party at the Playboy mansion on Saturday and apparently when she blew out her candles she wished for karate butt sex, because at that …
By: Photo Boy / January 13, 2015

Gigi Hadid Is Your New Kate Upton

Here's 19-year-old Sports Illustrated Swimsuit rookie Gigi Hadid posing for Guess which I thought might be a nice change of pace from (alleged) rapists joking about their rapes and Shia LaBeouf dancing half-naked with a 12-year-old in a cage. Plus the next post is about …
By: The Superficial / January 9, 2015

Rose McGowan Is Topless

Here's Rose McGowan posing topless on Facebook yesterday except unlike Chelsea Handler and Miley Cyrus, she's not doing it to #FreeTheNipple, but for these other stupid hashtags that I don't understand: #‎NOWNESS #‎art #‎beauty WE ARE ALL STILL LIVES #‎marlenemarino She also used a boombox emoticon which is either …
By: The Superficial / January 7, 2015

Tara Reid Poses Nude On Instagram, Gets Accused of Using Photoshop

While it seemed like 2015 was starting out with so much hope and promise, here's Tara Reid posing nude on Instagram, so clearly we're all about to be baptized in fire as the screams of our lamentations pierce the sky. It was a good run. But until then, here's …
By: The Superficial / January 5, 2015

BEST OF 2014: Kate Upton Topless

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.
By: The Superficial / December 31, 2014

BEST OF 2014: Jennifer Lawrence’s Nipple

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.
By: The Superficial / December 31, 2014

BEST OF 2014: Miley Cyrus Topless

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.
By: The Superficial / December 31, 2014

BEST OF 2014: Jessie Nizewitz’s Gaping Vagina

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.
By: The Superficial / December 30, 2014

BEST OF 2014: Elisabetta Canalis Topless

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.
By: The Superficial / December 30, 2014

Chelsea Handler’s Topless On A Mountain Now

Here's Chelsea Handler continuing her quest to constantly show everyone her naked breasts because she's not on TV anymore. This time, she's topless on top of a mountain, and that's not even the ridiculous part. The ridiculous part is that "Chelsea Handler topless" has been our highest …
By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014

BEST OF 2014: Rihanna’s Naked Under There

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.
By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014

Miley Cyrus’ Nipples Are Free. Again.

Miley Cyrus has been topless more times than I've seen a woman naked in real life, yet somehow her posting a topless photo of her nipples to Instagram is still a gigantic story that's already consumed half the Internet. Which is my entire business model, so no complaints here.
By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014
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