Diddy made a perfume commercial where he bangs a completely naked Cassie and for some reason Macy’s wasn’t thrilled.
Meredith Viera schools Stacey Dash, Blake Lively wants to go to Harvard, the Duggars need to be sterilized, and Emily Ratajkowski’s breasts. Your morning links.
Courtney Stodden is shopping around a solo sex tape because no one wants to see Doug Hutchison’s balls.
Alice Eve criticizes Bruce Jenner on Instagram for ‘playing at being a woman’ before quickly deleting her post, so obviously a topless GIF of her breasts will only add to the conversation. I’m a helper.
Lindsey Pelas saw what you said about her breasts not being real and made a video, so that plan worked perfectly. Good job, team.
Allie Mason topless, Idris Elba joins Star Trek 3, The Duggars are multiplying way too fucking fast, Blake Lively’s legs, and Kourtney Kardashian’s breast pump porn. Your morning links.
Alleged nude photos of Charlotte McKinney have leaked online which I ruin by confirming she’s dating Stephen Dorff. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions.
Blake Lively continues her transformation into GOOP Jr., Jennifer Lopez does crotch shots now, that Dennis Quaid video was a stunt, and the lost Madonna nudes. Your morning links.
Charlotte McKinney posed topless again. That counts as news.
Leonardo DiCaprio’s latest penis holster, Giuliana Rancic talks shit on Ginger Spice, Ronda Rousey isn’t good enough for Walmart, and Olivia Wilde’s thong. Your morning links.
Ireland Baldwin naked. You’re welcome.
Katy Perry’s April Fools’ joke, Farrah Abraham is an idiot, Robert Pattinson got engaged to someone who isn’t Bella – OMG – and Sofia Vergara in yoga pants. Your morning links.
JLo brought her boyfriend to an age-appropriate movie for once, Amber Portwood’s life is more together than Farrah Abraham’s, Jennifer Lawrence won’t have sex with Bradley Cooper, and Elizabeth Hurley’s butt double. Your morning links.
Miley Cyrus got high, decided to save the homeless, then her lawyers went “AHAHA! That’s good. Good one, we’ll handle it from here.”…