Posts tagged "Tom Sizemore"

Tom Sizemore: ‘Never Listen To Me, I’m On Drugs’

Yesterday, the Internet was regaled by a tale of Bill Clinton banging Elizabeth Hurley as told through the storytelling vessel known as Tom Sizemore. A vessel who’s now under the full weight of two very expensive legal teams and would like to make it clear that he’s a drug addict you should never, ever liste…

The Superficial / February 6, 2014

Bill Clinton Banged Elizabeth Hurley In The White House, According To Tom Sizemore

Before I get into this story, there’s a few things you should probably know. 1. Radar Online pays sources. 2. Drugs cost money. However, 3. Bill Clinton loves pussy. Literally any pussy. No, really. So now that you’re fully educated, here’s Tom Sizemore bragging about the time he hooked up our 42nd president with Elizabeth

The Superficial / February 5, 2014

Tom Sizemore’s Girlfriend Found

Meant to get to this yesterday, but more important things happened up to and including Gary Shirley dancing like this. Anyway, Tom Sizemore’s missing girlfriend was found in a Los Angeles meth-house over the weekend paving the way for his manager to make up all kinds of stories about barely even knowing the girl and…

The Superficial / May 17, 2011

So Tom Sizemore Might’ve Killed His Girlfriend

What? This guy? Get outta here.
Tom Sizemore’s 25-year-old girlfriend (No red flags there.) went missing on March 31 after living with the actor for six months. According to TMZ, police will neither confirm nor deny whether Tom is a person of interest:
Law enforcement sources confirm … Tom was questioned recently and has “bee…

The Superficial / May 12, 2011

Tom Sizemore’s awesomeness: No end in sight

Tom Sizemore is being investigated by the LAPD for grand theft after he allegedly stole a shitload of cellphones from a Verizon store last week. TMZ reports:
Sources tell us Verizon’s security cameras clearly see a man who looks a helluva lot like Tom, along with another man, stealing a handful of phones — including…

The Superficial / March 19, 2009