Posts tagged "Tom Hiddleston"

Tom Hiddleston’s Banging The Good Olsen

A “source” close to Tom Hiddleston and Elizabeth Olsen claims they’re hooking up, so… *digs around* I know I have nipples pics around here... MOM DID YOU TOUCH MY STUFF?!

Photo Boy / May 8, 2015

Tom Hiddleston’s ‘Thor’ Audition Will Murder Your Nerdgina Now

If you’ve had sex more than once since 2003, sweet, sweet 2003… *presses hand against window longingly* I’ll never forget you, Phoenix, which was definitely your real name. – you probably don’t know that Tom Hiddleston originally auditioned for the role of Thor only to be cast as Loki instead which worked out pretty dar…

The Superficial / January 29, 2014

By Odin’s Beard, These Things Need To Stop: A Review of ‘Thor: The Dark World’

“In the beginning, there was darkness. And in that darkness were elves (Yup, get on board.) with space ships and laser guns and grenades that fucking turned you into a black hole, and they were like, ‘Shit is better when it’s dark.’ But my dad was all like, ‘Dude, I don’t put on this sweet…

The Superficial / November 8, 2013

KAT. DENNINGS. GIANT. BREASTS.

Miley Cyrus didn’t show her ass for once, and Kanye West managed to somehow top the worst financial decision of his life, but “where are the giant boobs all up in my monitor-face?” you’re probably asking. So here’s Kat Dennings at the UK premiere of Thor: The Dark World which Jaimie Alexander didn’t show u…

The Superficial / October 23, 2013

Tom Hiddleston Did Samuel L. Jackson As Loki

Last week, Tom Hiddleston broke the Internet by doing an insanely dead-on impression of Owen Wilson as Loki, and now here he is doing Samuel L. Jackson as Loki. Which is great unless your Nerdy Avril Lavigne who apparently sees shit like this everyday. Some of us aren’t married to Dungeon Master Chad Kroeger, lady.

The Superficial / October 21, 2013

This ‘Thor: The Dark World’ Trailer Is Much Better

Back in April, Marvel released a trailer for Thor: The Dark World that was.. eh. But this time around for YouTube Geek Week they’ve brought the shitness, and by shitness I mean I mean way more Tom Hiddleston because Internets love Viking Katy Perry. (Click that on your own peril.) On top of that, you’ve…

The Superficial / August 7, 2013

‘Thor: The Dark World’ Has A Trailer Now

Here’s the official trailer for Thor: The Dark World and it’s, uh, it’s not very good. It definitely gives off a “We shot this in Croatian warehouses for as cheap as possible” vibe, but from what I’ve read, a large chunk of the movie takes place across the Nine Realms which I’ll assume is where…

The Superficial / April 23, 2013

Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts Are Still Promoting That Avengers Movie

While Kim Kardashian possibly being named the mayor of a real town and Ted Nugent threatening to assasinate the president might seem like news, none of those stories involve cleavage so let’s just forget they even happened. On that note, here’s Scarlett Johansson still using her breasts to promote The Avengers only this time i…

The Superficial / April 18, 2012

‘The Avengers’ Has A Trailer

Whoever owns the rights to The Avengers now – I’m going with Scrooge McDuck. – has just released the official trailer that hits pretty much all the bases you expect it to hit along with some Nine Inch Nails music because apparently kids love nails three inches shy of a foot. Can’t get enough of…

The Superficial / October 11, 2011

Here’s Scarlett Johansson’s The Avengers Costume in Broad Daylight

Hey, do you think she’s pregnant?
Despite the fact Iron Man 2 was essentially a jumbled, two-hour mess of a trailer for The Avengers that resulted in Jon Favreau bolting the franchise and Robert Downey Jr. cryptically biting the hand that saved him from becoming Charlie Sheen, it still made an assload of money, so…

The Superficial / September 6, 2011

I Wrote a Review of ‘Thor’

As promised, here’s my review of the Kenneth Branagh-directed Thor which is a little off the beaten path of celebrity schadenfreude and more or less an excuse for me to get my nerd on. On that note, I’m going to try and hit the other big three comic flicks of the summer: X-Men: First Class,…

The Superficial / May 9, 2011