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Cuba Gooding Jr. Said Tom Cruise Had Work Done

Cuba Gooding Jr. surprised Tom Cruise at his house one time. That explains so, so much.

Photo Boy | February 5, 2016 - 1:00 pm

Matt Lauer Wanted To Wrestle Tom Cruise, Wisely Did Not

Matt Lauer told Andy Cohen he wanted to wrestle Tom Cruise. Mmm, oh yeah, now that’s some good Internet right there. …

Photo Boy | January 29, 2016 - 12:10 pm

Tom Cruise Is Pissed Katie Holmes Apologized To Leah Remini

Tom Cruise is not happy Katie Holmes apologized for all the crazy shit he made her do.

The Superficial | November 6, 2015 - 1:47 pm

Leah Remini And JLo Ruined Space Jesus’ Wedding

Scientology did something crazy to protect Tom Cruise’s sensitive fee-fees? That can’t be right.

Photo Boy | October 29, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Tom Cruise’s Assistant Emily Looks Familiar

Tom Cruise’s assistant Emily looks eerily like Katie Holmes. Seriously, how does no one have a problem with this?

Photo Boy | June 5, 2015 - 12:41 pm

Tom Cruise Hasn’t Seen Suri In A Year

Question: How is Tom Cruise not being around a bad thing?

The Superficial | April 7, 2015 - 11:17 am

Flying Space Jesus Has A New Trailer

‘Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation’ has a trailer which is not about Sarah Palin. Goddammit.

The Superficial | March 23, 2015 - 1:18 pm

Suppressive Person? What? Scientology Loves Katie Holmes LOL

Scientology doesn’t know where Katie Holmes is getting this suppressive person talk from. They love his ex-wives! Even Mimi Rogers who everyone forgets about.

The Superficial | March 19, 2015 - 1:30 pm

Katie Holmes & Jamie Foxx Caught Holding Hands, Are Totally Doing It

Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx were holding hands? THEY FUCKIN’.

The Superficial | March 18, 2015 - 10:35 am

Angelina Jolie Is A ‘Minimally Talented Spoiled Brat’: The Sony Emails

I work in the media, so it’s easy to forget that people actually live rich, full lives (Sometimes even outdoors. The actual outside!) where they don’t obsess over the tiniest minutiae like studio infighting and how badly Aaron Sorkin wants to feel Tom Cruise shove an iPhone 6 up his ass. Which brings me to…

The Superficial | December 10, 2014 - 12:19 pm

Jared Leto’s Penis Is A Massive Roman Guard

In an interview with FrontiersLA, Alexis Arquette revealed that not only did she have sex with Jared Leto, but it was back when she was still Robert Arquette and that Jared’s dick apparently looks like a giant feathered helmet which can’t be healthy. One time, mine looked like Ant-Man’s mask and doctors only gave me…

The Superficial | August 20, 2014 - 10:25 am

Laura Prepon Denies Dating Tom Cruise, Claims Scientology Isn’t Homophobic

Last week, Laura Prepon was linked (again) to Tom Cruise except in two new interviews to promote the second season of Orange Is The New Black, which she almost wasn’t apart of for reasons that now sound even shadier, she denies dating him while making sure to stick to the Scientology talking points that he’s…

The Superficial | April 23, 2014 - 12:35 pm

Holy Shit, Tom Cruise Really Did Buy Hot Donna With His Space Money

When you’re the Planetary Prince-Regent of Adamanthium 7, you get only the finest quimmelwidgets to galactic shazzlebang your norfbong. It’s practically your birthright. Which is why the rumors are true that Tom Cruise has chosen fellow Scientologist Laura Prepon to be the new slave-bride he makes people believe he has heterosexual relations with under the…

The Superficial | April 17, 2014 - 12:25 pm

Hot Donna Is Dating Tom Cruise

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Ever since I saw her naked in Orange Is The New Black, then again in Lay The Favorite (Shut the fuck up, it was on Netflix, and I was drunk.), I’ve had a profound and deep respect for Laura Prepon as a person. Sure, she was always Hot Donna…

Photo Boy | November 27, 2013 - 12:00 pm

LITTLE PEOPLE FIGHT!

Tom Cruise found himself in some shit over the weekend after making some poor, albeit slightly out of context, statements equating acting to serving in Afghanistan. Naturally, this left him open to criticism except from say another actor who claimed he could’ve stopped 9/11 with his fists where an Israeli Special Forces officer could not.

The Superficial | November 13, 2013 - 1:45 pm

Happy Veterans Day! Tom Cruise Says Acting Is Just Like Serving In Afghanistan

Left to right, Sergeant Thomas Mapother, UAF Volleyball Brigade, with Private Johnathan Depp, 82nd Bolo Tie Division.

While I watch elementary school kids (No Jacko.) sing a tribute to veterans this morning, here’s Tom Cruise stepping in even more shit thanks to his $50 million lawsuit against In Touch. Which is what happens…

The Superficial | November 11, 2013 - 9:30 am
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