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Leonardo DiCaprio’s Pussy Posse Finds New, Somehow Douchier Name

The Pussy Posse apparently like The Hangover. More »

Robert Pattinson will NOT be your Spider-man

When word of a Spider-man reboot hit on Monday, an old April Fool’s joke about Robert Pattinson taking over for Tobey Maguire almost instantly resurfaced because, if you even mention the word Twilight, no less than 100,000 women float to your site on a wave of vaginal wetness. Unfortunately for them there’s absolutely no… More »

Tobey Maquire done making spider-themed abortions

Spider-man 3 might have been the cinematic equivalent of watching your parents have sex, but it still brought in enough cash for Sony to want Sam Raimi and Tobey Maguire back for a fourth Spider-man film. Fortunately that ended today when the studio apparently sobered up and announced they’re rebooting the entire franchise for… More »

Tobey Maguire has a baby boy

Today’s award for most boring story goes to Tobey Maguire and his wife, Jennifer Meyer, who welcomed their second child today. Us reports:

“I can confirm the Maguires had a baby boy today and the family is healthy and happy,” the rep adds.

No name was released.

Why can’t celebrity… More »

Steven Spielberg directs Tom Cruise and an effin’ gaggle of celebs in a horribly meta “Get out the Vote” video

Tom Cruise, Will Smith, Justin Timberlake, Scarlett Johannson, Ryan Reynolds, Harrison Ford, Borat, Shia LaBeouf, Tobey MaDumbFace and a shitload of celebrities got together for a follow-up to the “Five Friends” video encouraging people to vote. Jesus, these things have sequels now? At least they got Spielberg to direct. Or, more like,… More »

‘Don’t Vote’ celebrity PSA attempts to stretch thinly-veiled sarcasm for five minutes

A ridiculous amount of celebs got together to make this “edgy” video encouraging young people to vote. Here’s the YouTube summary:

Leonardo DiCaprio, will i. am, Tobey Maguire, and Forest Whitaker have created public service announcements to encourage American youth to register to vote. The non-partisan PSAs, produced by DiCaprios Appian… More »

Tobey Maguire is an asshole

Tobey Maguire smacked a camera out of the hand of a fan who tried to get his picture while he was headed back to his hotel in Paris. The guy wasn’t even paparazzi. It’s like the cast of Spider-Man is having a competition to see who can make me hate them the most. More »

Tobey Maguire has a baby

Tobey Maguire and his fiance, jewely designer Jennifer Meyer, had a baby daughter last friday. And she pretty much got the shaft, because besides being the bastard child of an unwed couple, her parents are like the opposite of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Pitt and Jolie’s kid is destined to conquer the… More »

Tobey Maguire getting married, maybe

Sorry to disappoint all those guys who like their Spiderman to swing both ways, but Tobey Maguire is reportedly planning to propose to his girlfriend of two years, 28-year-old Jennifer Meyer.

According to friends, the decision to pop the question came about thanks to his best friend Leonardo DiCaprio. A source says, “Leo… More »

Chris Rock will not host the Oscars

Your only reason for watching the Oscars is gone. The Academy has decided to find a new host for the upcoming awards show. It turns out Chris Rock pissed off the wrong people by pointing out the obvious during last year’s event.

Word is, Rock alienated some academy members when he hosted the award… More »

I have no idea what to call this one

update - While most of the emails were very nice in pointing out that I … More »

Thomas Haden Church in Spider-Man 3

In other superhero movie news, the great Latino Review website has some bootleg footage of the … More »

Tobey Maguire Too Fat

Tobey Maguire was supposed to introduce the clip of “The Aviator” at the Golden Globes Sunday night but dropped out at the very last minute because he’s supposedly overweight right now and his handlers didn’t want him out in public until he lost the fat. Producers scrambled and got Orlando Bloom at the last minute. More »