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Tobey Maguire Might Be Leading Leo’s Wolf Pack Now

Tobey Maguire will have all of that supermodel vagina now. More »


Tobey Maguire Is Banging Justin Bieber’s Ex Already

Tobey Maguire has rejoined the Wolf Pack Pussy Posse thing. More »


Leonardo DiCaprio’s Pussy Posse Finds New, Somehow Douchier Name

The Pussy Posse apparently like The Hangover. More »


Robert Pattinson will NOT be your Spider-man

When word of a Spider-man reboot hit on Monday, an old April Fool’s joke about Robert Pattinson taking over for Tobey Maguire almost instantly resurfaced because, if you even mention the word Twilight, no less than 100,000 women float to your site on a wave of vaginal wetness. Unfortunately for them there’s absolutely no… More »


Tobey Maquire done making spider-themed abortions

Spider-man 3 might have been the cinematic equivalent of watching your parents have sex, but it still brought in enough cash for Sony to want Sam Raimi and Tobey Maguire back for a fourth Spider-man film. Fortunately that ended today when the studio apparently sobered up and announced they’re rebooting the entire franchise for… More »


Tobey Maguire has a baby boy

Today’s award for most boring story goes to Tobey Maguire and his wife, Jennifer Meyer, who welcomed their second child today. Us reports:

“I can confirm the Maguires had a baby boy today and the family is healthy and happy,” the rep adds.

No name was released.

Why can’t celebrity… More »


Steven Spielberg directs Tom Cruise and an effin’ gaggle of celebs in a horribly meta “Get out the Vote” video

Tom Cruise, Will Smith, Justin Timberlake, Scarlett Johannson, Ryan Reynolds, Harrison Ford, Borat, Shia LaBeouf, Tobey MaDumbFace and a shitload of celebrities got together for a follow-up to the “Five Friends” video encouraging people to vote. Jesus, these things have sequels now? At least they got Spielberg to direct. Or, more like,… More »


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