Posts tagged "Tito Ortiz"

Jenna Jameson Just Endorsed Mitt Romney

Jenna Jameson was at a strip club last night, so what better place to endorse a presidential candidate based solely on a refreshingly honest desire to keep dollar bills shoved into her vagina? CBS San Francisco reports:
“I’m very looking forward to a Republican being back in office,” Jameson said while sipping champagne in a…

The Superficial / August 3, 2012

Jenna Jameson, Also in a Bikini

And rubbing Tito Ortiz’s nuts in a public pool. Wow, that’s.. that’s.. actually exactly right for these two. Except wait: Is there a shot of her skin sloughing off because porn stars are basically soulless corpses when you think about it? There is? Oh thank God.
We’re good here.
Photo: Fame, Flynet, Pacific Coast News,

The Superficial / August 15, 2011

This Hacking Thing Isn’t Cute Anymore

Remember how awesome it was seeing celebrities like Blake Lively, Vanessa Hudgens, Scarlett Johansson, Kat Dennings, Renee Olstead naked on the Internet these past couple of months?
Welcome to the bill.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be outside tearing my shirt to shreds and screaming to the heavens, “Why didn’t you tell us the…

The Superficial / June 3, 2011

Jenna Jameson is a Great Mom

Despite admitting to falsely accusing Tito Ortiz of abuse so he’d stop trying to get her into rehab, Jenna Jameson is still attempting to portray herself as a wholesome mother of two so someone, anyone, will eventually cast her in a reality show. Which explains why she’s laying in the grass posing for the paparazzi…

The Superficial / March 15, 2011

Tito Ortiz is off the hook

Tito Ortiz will, of course, not face any charges for alleged domestic violence because Jenna Jameson made the whole thing up for publicity. (Let’s call it like it is.) TMZ reports:
The D.A. tells TMZ there was insufficient corroboration to prove beyond reasonable doubt that Tito had attacked his girlfriend Jenna Jameson. That could have…

The Superficial / May 13, 2010

Jenna Jameson in a Bikini

And Jenna Jameson is conveniently in front of the paparazzi again. This time at the beach with Tito and the twins because there’s nothing more wholesome than turning a bullshit scenario into a reality show pitch which is entirely what’s happening here. At this point, I can only hope these two do the right thing…

The Superficial / May 10, 2010

Jenna Jameson cries about the abuse she claims never happened

Even though Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz both claim absolutely nothing happened the night of his arrest, Jenna is still shoving her face in the press saying she was abused. This time it’s a teary-eyed Us Weekly exclusive. (Read: Cha-ching!):
She tells Us Weekly their argument erupted when he accused her of being “high” o…

The Superficial / May 6, 2010

Jenna Jameson wants you to see her bruises

CHRIST, HER FACE!! …. Okay, I’m good.
Pulling a page from the Tila Tequila playbook, Jenna Jameson conveniently allowed a group of photographers to snap pics of her at the park yesterday while wearing a T-shirt that revealed what appears to be bruises on her arms. Considering I have absolutely no medical training whatsoever, I…

The Superficial / May 3, 2010

UPDATE: Jenna Jameson passed a piss test

A day after allegedly being thrown into a tub/pushed/harshly padded/whatever the story is today, Jenna Jameson flew to Vegas and took a piss test which she actually passed, according to TMZ:
We’ve learned the results of the test, administered Tuesday by American Toxicology Inc. in Las Vegas, show Jenna’s urine tested “negative” for the te…

The Superficial / April 29, 2010

Tito Ortiz is innocent

Seen here shopping and smiling just hours after Tito’s arrest, Jenna Jameson is getting support from Tiger Woods’ mistress and fellow porn star Joslyn James who claims she witnessed Tito abuse Jenna before. Except it didn’t happen when TMZ was there, so why bother telling anyone? Am I right? NY Daily News reports:
“I saw…

The Superficial / April 28, 2010

Jenna Jameson wants Tito Ortiz back

Completely validating my theory that porn stars are soulless husks of humanity, Jenna Jameson wants Tito Ortiz back and is already milking this thing for all its worth by giving exclusive interviews and mugging for the paparazzi (above) before the dude’s even done being cuffed. RadarOnline reports:
Jameson called police Monday morning complaining about being…

The Superficial / April 27, 2010

Tito Ortiz arrested for beating Jenna Jameson

Tito Ortiz was arrested for domestic violence today at the home he shares with Jenna Jameson and their twin infants, according to TMZ:
We’re told when cops arrived at the couple’s home in Huntington Beach, CA — Jenna Jameson had “visible injuries.”
We’re told someone called 911 today at 9:53 AM and reported a “disturbance.”…

The Superficial / April 26, 2010

Jenna Jameson pulls two guys out of her

Jenna Jameson gave birth to twin boys Monday morning, according to Us Magazine:
“They’re in very good health,” her rep tells Us.
“She’s been taking it easy and even had to be in a wheelchair during one of Tito’s events in Las Vegas,” a source told Us when Jameson was just shy of eight month…

The Superficial / March 17, 2009

Jenna Jameson expecting twins

Jenna Jameson is definitely doing her best Angelina Jolie impersonation, according to sources for Perez Hilton:
“They’re having twins,” a friend of the superstar tells us. “Jenna and Tito just found out. They are beyond thrilled!”
This, of course, answers “Nope” to the age old question: Can Jenna Jameson do anything without getting double teamed?

The Superficial / September 23, 2008

Jenna Jameson reportedly pregnant

Jenna Jameson is carrying a smaller version of Tito Ortiz in her uterus which brings her one baby closer to achieving her lifelong dream of becoming Angelina Jolie. Only five more to go along with a shitload of plastic surgery. You can do it! Page Six reports:
“She had a bunch of meetings and thing…

The Superficial / August 6, 2008

Jenna Jameson still quacking along

God help me I don’t know why, but Jenna Jameson has become my favorite person to look at lately. I can’t even comprehend that she’s a person anymore. She looks like the result of some terrible experiment to mate a human, a duck, and a Saturday morning cartoon. And I knew Tito Ortiz wa…

Superficial / August 29, 2007

Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz are way too classy

Ever seen a former UFC champion tongue kiss a duck? You have now. Well, assuming your eyes made it out of this alive. I’m pretty sure mine are just for show now.

Superficial / August 28, 2007

Jenna Jameson gets her dance on

Jenna Jameson showed up to her boyfriend Tito Ortiz’s birthday party in Las Vegas yesterday looking about as good as she’s ever looked lately. Although in some of these shots her boobs are looking oddly pointy. Considering how much surgery she’s had on them, I guess it’s a wonder they’re even still attached to…

Superficial / July 10, 2007