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Jenna Jameson Just Endorsed Mitt Romney

Jenna Jameson was at a strip club last night, so what better place to endorse a presidential candidate based solely on a refreshingly honest desire to keep dollar bills shoved into her vagina? CBS San Francisco reports:

“I’m very looking forward to a Republican being back in office,” Jameson said while sipping champagne… More »


Jenna Jameson, Also in a Bikini

And rubbing Tito Ortiz’s nuts in a public pool. Wow, that’s.. that’s.. actually exactly right for these two. Except wait: Is there a shot of her skin sloughing off because porn stars are basically soulless corpses when you think about it? There is? Oh thank God.

We’re good here.

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This Hacking Thing Isn’t Cute Anymore

Remember how awesome it was seeing celebrities like Blake Lively, Vanessa Hudgens, Scarlett Johansson, Kat Dennings, Renee Olstead naked on the Internet these past couple of months?

Welcome to the bill.

If anyone needs me, I’ll be outside tearing my shirt to shreds and screaming to the heavens, “Why didn’t you… More »


Jenna Jameson is a Great Mom

Despite admitting to falsely accusing Tito Ortiz of abuse so he’d stop trying to get her into rehab, Jenna Jameson is still attempting to portray herself as a wholesome mother of two so someone, anyone, will eventually cast her in a reality show. Which explains why she’s laying in the grass posing for the paparazzi… More »


Tito Ortiz is off the hook

Tito Ortiz will, of course, not face any charges for alleged domestic violence because Jenna Jameson made the whole thing up for publicity. (Let’s call it like it is.) TMZ reports:

The D.A. tells TMZ there was insufficient corroboration to prove beyond reasonable doubt that Tito had attacked his girlfriend Jenna Jameson. That… More »


Jenna Jameson in a Bikini

And Jenna Jameson is conveniently in front of the paparazzi again. This time at the beach with Tito and the twins because there’s nothing more wholesome than turning a bullshit scenario into a reality show pitch which is entirely what’s happening here. At this point, I can only hope these two do the right… More »


Jenna Jameson cries about the abuse she claims never happened

Even though Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz both claim absolutely nothing happened the night of his arrest, Jenna is still shoving her face in the press saying she was abused. This time it’s a teary-eyed Us Weekly exclusive. (Read: Cha-ching!):

She tells Us Weekly their argument erupted when he accused her of being… More »


Jenna Jameson wants you to see her bruises

CHRIST, HER FACE!! …. Okay, I’m good.

Pulling a page from the Tila Tequila playbook, Jenna Jameson conveniently allowed a group of photographers to snap pics of her at the park yesterday while wearing a T-shirt that revealed what appears to be bruises on her arms. Considering I have absolutely no medical trainingMore »


UPDATE: Jenna Jameson passed a piss test

A day after allegedly being thrown into a tub/pushed/harshly padded/whatever the story is today, Jenna Jameson flew to Vegas and took a piss test which she actually passed, according to TMZ:

We’ve learned the results of the test, administered Tuesday by American Toxicology Inc. in Las Vegas, show Jenna’s urine tested “negative” for… More »


Tito Ortiz is innocent

Seen here shopping and smiling just hours after Tito’s arrest, Jenna Jameson is getting support from Tiger Woods’ mistress and fellow porn star Joslyn James who claims she witnessed Tito abuse Jenna before. Except it didn’t happen when TMZ was there, so why bother telling anyone? Am I right? NY Daily News reports:

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Jenna Jameson wants Tito Ortiz back

Completely validating my theory that porn stars are soulless husks of humanity, Jenna Jameson wants Tito Ortiz back and is already milking this thing for all its worth by giving exclusive interviews and mugging for the paparazzi (above) before the dude’s even done being cuffed. RadarOnline reports:

Jameson called police Monday morning complaining… More »


Tito Ortiz arrested for beating Jenna Jameson

Tito Ortiz was arrested for domestic violence today at the home he shares with Jenna Jameson and their twin infants, according to TMZ:

We’re told when cops arrived at the couple’s home in Huntington Beach, CA — Jenna Jameson had “visible injuries.”
We’re told someone called 911 today at 9:53 AM and reported… More »


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