I was going to let these pics stand by themselves because, we get it, Princess Twerklegum, Hannah Montana’s gone ratchet. But just for the record, it is getting crazy hard to tell Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber apart. I made Photo Boy check every single one of these to make sure there isn’t a mop… More »
Ah, 13. That special age in a young girl’s life when her parents let her dress like a prostitute and rent an entire nightclub so everyone can get drunk. This is what makes our country great. This is why we’re great.
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Even though they’re apparently too late, Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus had a power lunch together yesterday, according to TMZ, where let’s not pretend they didn’t make plans to force their kids to bang thus creating a Canadian/Kentuckyian hybrid that shats syrup diamonds while hovering above the earth in search of fried taters because the… More »
Following up Tuesday’s dog and booby show, here’s Miley Cyrus prancing around Miami in a super-tight dress yesterday because she really wanted to be an advocate for curvier, real woman, but dangit, wouldn’t you know a gluten allergy came along and made her body all skinny and awesome. It’s like a curse.
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