Because every post about misogynistic reactions to the academic discussion of sexist tropes should be followed by pics of Miley Cyrus’ cleavage, here she is at last night’s amfAR Inspiration Gala where she helped Dale and the other Rescue Rangers stop Fat Cat with a plane made out of a bleach bottle. People could hardly… More »
I was going to let these pics stand by themselves because, we get it, Princess Twerklegum, Hannah Montana’s gone ratchet. But just for the record, it is getting crazy hard to tell Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber apart. I made Photo Boy check every single one of these to make sure there isn’t a mop… More »
Miley Cyrus’ parents have threatened to get a divorce before – No thanks to Hannah Montana, whoever the hell she is… – only to call the whole thing off, but this time Bret Michaels might want to delouse his finest wig and bandana because Tish Cyrus has officially filed papers. TMZ reports:
Billy… More »
Ah, 13. That special age in a young girl’s life when her parents let her dress like a prostitute and rent an entire nightclub so everyone can get drunk. This is what makes our country great. This is why we’re great.
Even though they’re apparently too late, Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus had a power lunch together yesterday, according to TMZ, where let’s not pretend they didn’t make plans to force their kids to bang thus creating a Canadian/Kentuckyian hybrid that shats syrup diamonds while hovering above the earth in search of fried taters because the… More »
In all the long, veiny, 100% beef, I’ve been a bad, bad secretary confusion yesterday, I missed the TMZ report that Miley Cyrus (Who’s 19, by the way.) is a battery suspect after getting into a fight at a Hollywood bar because it was only a matter of time until her life became The Dukes… More »
Following up Tuesday’s dog and booby show, here’s Miley Cyrus prancing around Miami in a super-tight dress yesterday because she really wanted to be an advocate for curvier, real woman, but dangit, wouldn’t you know a gluten allergy came along and made her body all skinny and awesome. It’s like a curse.
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For the Lord doth heard my cries and madeth this day raineth over with bikinis, here’s Miley Cyrus vacationing in Rio today where she was forced to take bikini photos of Tish which explains all the salvia smoking and rampant vagina diddling. If my mom made me take bikini pictures of her, Navy SEALs would… More »
Presumably after another unsuccessful harvest at his taco and Corn Pops farm, Billy Ray Cyrus has called off his divorce to Tish and reconciled with Miley so he can refocus his efforts on planting a Lucky Charms tree. People reports:
“I’ve dropped the divorce,” Cyrus, 49, said during an interview on The View… More »
“But first, blowjays for everyone! Yay! Believe what Bret says. Wheeeee!”
Bret Michaels stopped by Fox & Friends yesterday (above) where he personally denied having an affair with Tish Cyrus because the word of a man who meticulously hides his baldness is one to hang your toupee on. Via Popeater:
“The… More »