I was going to let these pics stand by themselves because, we get it, Princess Twerklegum, Hannah Montana’s gone ratchet. But just for the record, it is getting crazy hard to tell Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber apart. I made Photo Boy check every single one of these to make sure there isn’t a mop… More »
Ah, 13. That special age in a young girl’s life when her parents let her dress like a prostitute and rent an entire nightclub so everyone can get drunk. This is what makes our country great. This is why we’re great.
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Even though they’re apparently too late, Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus had a power lunch together yesterday, according to TMZ, where let’s not pretend they didn’t make plans to force their kids to bang thus creating a Canadian/Kentuckyian hybrid that shats syrup diamonds while hovering above the earth in search of fried taters because the… More »
Following up Tuesday’s dog and booby show, here’s Miley Cyrus prancing around Miami in a super-tight dress yesterday because she really wanted to be an advocate for curvier, real woman, but dangit, wouldn’t you know a gluten allergy came along and made her body all skinny and awesome. It’s like a curse.
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Presumably after another unsuccessful harvest at his taco and Corn Pops farm, Billy Ray Cyrus has called off his divorce to Tish and reconciled with Miley so he can refocus his efforts on planting a Lucky Charms tree. People reports:
“I’ve dropped the divorce,” Cyrus, 49, said during an interview on The View… More »
“But first, blowjays for everyone! Yay! Believe what Bret says. Wheeeee!”
Bret Michaels stopped by Fox & Friends yesterday (above) where he personally denied having an affair with Tish Cyrus because the word of a man who meticulously hides his baldness is one to hang your toupee on. Via Popeater:
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(Well means catatonic, right?)
Here’s Miley Cyrus in LA last night where her still-17 mind appears to be having trouble processing her mom banging Bret Michaels. You know, in the midst of all the jokes and hilarity of watching rednecks cope with retarded amounts of money, we sometimes lose sight of what’s really… More »
This, uh. This explains a lot.
Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus are calling it quits after 17 years of marriage. There’s no talk of a third party, so to make this more scandalous, I’m going to say it’s Miley. People reports:
“As you can imagine, this is a very difficult time… More »