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Tila Tequila Will Advertise Her Phone Sex Line With Racism Now

Tila Tequila is oddly racist for a midget Asian Nazi leprechaun. More »

Tila Tequila Is Probably Gonna Lose Custody Of Her Kid

Tila Tequila’s baby daddy wants full custody now, because the necromancing power of batshit vagina apparently lasts for a year. More »

Tila Tequila Became Every Asinine Corner Of The Internet Yesterday

Tila Tequila ranted about flat earth, lizard people and all kinds of Internet horseshit yesterday and you people ate it right up. This time, it’s on you. More »

Tila Tequila Dressed Her Daughter Up As #BabyHitler

Hilter AND Internet attention? Sign Tila Tequila up! More »

So Celebrity Big Brother Is Just Porn Now?

Celebrity Big Brother just got a whole lot sexier. And by “sexier” I mean AIDS. It just got AIDS. More »

Tila Tequila Is A Phone Sex Operator

Well, this was inevitable. More »

Tila Tequila Is A Mother, This Is Our World Now

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Since we’re now almost exclusively in the business of reporting awful shit happening to children, here’s the announcement that Tila Tequila replicated, which is the only word I’ll used to describe her somehow making another life form. Via Us Weekly:

I just want my baby to beMore »

Tila Tequila Would Like Her Baby Daddy’s Family To Stop Dating ‘N*ggers’ (Pretty Please)

Thomas Paxton Whitaker made a critical error by having sex with Tila Tequila. He made even more critical one by letting that result in a pregnancy. Except he’s remedying those mistakes now by selling insanely racist texts from Tila to Radar Online which there’ll probably be a shitload more of because you know what it’s… More »

Tila Tequila Says Tila Tequila Is Pregnant

Now that Tila Tequila’s done doing InfoWars porn – and actual porn – it’s time to resort to the famewhore spectacle of choice: faking a pregnancy. And if you’re thinking to yourself, wait a minute, didn’t Tila Tequila already try this before? Why, yes, Pete, she did. In fact, not only did Tila pretend toMore »

Tila Tequila Has A New Sex Tape Coming Out, Is A Marketing Genius

Up until last week it seemed like Tila Tequila had fallen off the face of the earth if not returned to Smurf Village where Papa Smurf had to answer some tough questions about his time in Nam. But then she claimed the Jews killed Paul Walker with their Illuminati powers and suddenly she was the… More »

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