Blah blah blah ‘Saved By The Bell’ reunion. LOOK HOW HOT KELLY KAPOWSKI STILL IS EVEN WITH A BABY IN HER.
Here’s my childhood love Kelly Kapowski, or “Tiffani Thiessen,” whatever the hell that means, posing for Me In My Place. And, look, I know I sometimes make lame, immature jokes on here about never wanting to bang older women, but at the end of the day, I would absolutely make a retarded baby with this.
- Jude Law knocked somebody up again making this Baby #4. He’s in your rearview, Jon Gosselin. [Lainey Gossip]
- Brad Pitt told People “his partying ends at 6 p.m.,” only to turn around and get shit-faced in Berlin until 2 a.m. with a mystery blonde. Somebody’s losing a penis. [PopEater]
- Bar Refaeli…
Tales of derring-do:
- Lindsay Lohan’s crazed stalker was arrested last night after “lunging at her” at an Arizona nightclub. Finally, someone’s put Samantha Ronson behind bars before she lesbianizes another fading actress. [E! Online]
- Elisabeth Hasselbeck learns that whining will get you an invite to the Bush’s White House Christmas Party. I actually…