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The Situation Got Arrested For Punching His Brother In A Tanning Salon

Remember The Situation? It’s better if you don’t. The important thing is that you know he was arrested after getting into a fist fight with his brother in the tanning salon they own after employees called the cops when their paychecks bounced because New Jersey. TMZ reports:

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- Ben Affleck’s interview in The Hollywood Reporter is apparently great, so just assume it includes a detailed account and pictures of him banging Blake Lively. [Lainey Gossip]

– Redheads Breasts – Self-Esteem = Thursdays at [theCHIVE]

- Leona Lewis may have misunderstood the spanking… More »

MTV Cancelled ‘Jersey Shore’

You might say they jet-packed the shark. — I’ll go kill myself now.

Speaking of New Jersey being the pride of America, MTV has finally decided to pull the plug on Jersey Shore which is really the only acceptable response to one of these kids successfully reproducing that doesn’t involve a shotgun and… More »

Public Service Announcement: Herpes is Airborne Now. Repeat. Herpes is Airborne Now.

“And so, gentlemen, what I propose is this: We take young men and women of ill repute who have over time acquired a myriad of diseases transmitted from intercourse, adorn them in provocative swimwear so as to be pleasing to the eye and then give them all jetpacks. From there, America’s shores will crumble pavingMore »

How Does One Bikini Hold All That Sexy? And
Other News

- Ryan Gosling takes Eva Mendes to his mom’s college graduation. [Lainey Gossip]

- Video Game Logic Is Hilarious When You Think About It [theCHIVE]

- Lindsay Lohan is causing “audible gasps” as Elizabeth Taylor. [Dlisted]

- 28 Ways “Sex And The City” Would Be Different If It WereMore »

The Situation Is The Real Father Of Snooki’s Baby


So apparently The Situation actually is the father of Snooki’s baby, and, wow, this is going to eat up a lot of words. I don’t even know where to begin:

Except not really.

You’ve Just Been PUNK’D


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The Situation’s Dad Made Another Video. YES.

Yesterday, The Situation tried to deny he was in rehab only to later come clean and claim it was just for prescription pills. Except now reports claim it was also for alcohol which might threw a wrench into the sixth season of Jersey Shore a.k.a. MTV’s way of doing right by Snooki’s kid by killing… More »

The Situation Wasn’t In Rehab, Just An Undisclosed Location Free Of Coke So He Could Rehabilitate

Nope, cocaine had nothing to do with any of these poses.

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Despite being outed recently as both broke and gay by Snooki – Two things that would drive any closeted vain-glorious moron to dive headfirst into a g-string full of blow. – The Situation, through his rep… More »

The Situation’s Pissed Everyone Knows He’s Gay

During a never-ending media blitzkrieg to promote their upcoming Jersey Shore spinoff, JWoww and Snooki essentially outed The Situation, and you’ll be surprised to learn he’s not too happy about it even though the gays are typically such a jovial and festive bunch. Via The Huffington Post:

“Mike really ripped both Snooki and… More »

Snooki & JWoww Just Outed The Situation

If you haven’t figured out by now, Snooki and JWoww are heavily promoting their Jersey Shore spin-off and basically doing everything they can from radio appearances, to leaking pregnancy rumors (You knew that’s what was happening, right?) to now throwing The Situation under the bus by outing him to The Huffington Post. Also, ladies, if… More »

At Least Four Dudes Could’ve Been The Father of Snooki’s Baby

Even though we now know Snooki isn’t pregnant and can stop bracing for the apocalypse, I felt it was important to point out that at least four different dudes could’ve potentially been the father, so just call me Captain Obvious. Hollywood Life reports:

Snooki’s ex-boyfriend Emilio Masella tells exclusively that if Snooki… More »

The Situation Is Broke

In a new interview with, Snooki talks about her future as a veterinarian (Why not?) and in the process reveals that The Situation is already broke which probably explains why he was last seen shilling haute couture lollipops. I’m kidding, of course, the man loves designing confectioneries. You should see his truffles. Ta die… More »

The Situation Kicked Out Of Apple Store For Cutting In Line

“Yo, girl, whatchoo mean I gotta pay extra for tetherin’?”

A surprising amount of you wrote in about this one, so here’s a story about The Situation getting kicked out of the Apple Store in Vegas presumably during a break from haute couture lollipop design. Via Gizmodo:

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The Situation Sells Lollipops Now

And they suck… *puts on shades* … as much as I do.


File this one under the absolutely straightest thing you’ve read all day. It practically owns a hunting cabin. Via The Sugar Factory:

Sorrentino’s sweet treat is a one-of-a-kind haute lollipop stick, designed to resemble the Italian… More »

VMAS: All This Should’ve Died In The Hurricane, But Noooooooo

To further emphasize the fact it hasn’t showed music videos in over a decade yet still give out awards for them because its viewers just want to stare at moving pictures of anything, literally anything, MTV not only invited the cast of Jersey Shore (Minus The Situation who’s apparently going to shit into the hand… More »

Jersey Shore’s Deena Banged A Chick

Welcome to the Sex Buffet. Population: Ladies.

While filming in Italy, Jersey Shore’s Deena somehow managed to hook up with a chick The Situation brought home for himself, so I think it’s safe to say these kids are carting home cadavers now. That’s the only explanation here. Via Us Magazine:

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Abercrombie & Fitch Stock Plummets After The Situation Publicity Stunt

And these photos should finish it off.

Yesterday, word got out that Abercrombie & Fitch had issued a press release Tuesday night offering to pay The Situation if he stopped wearing A&F clothes. It tarnishes “the aspirational nature of our brand,” they said because aspiration apparently means knocking back Red Bulls and ordering… More »

Abercrombie & Fitch Wants to Pay The Situation To Stop Wearing Its Clothes

Last year, a report surfaced alleging fashion houses were strategically gifting Snooki items from competitors in the name of covert branding sabotage. This year, Abercrombie & Fitch has apparently decided to say “Fuck all that,” and issued a press release letting everyone know they’ll pay The Situation – and the entire cast if they have… More »

Dear Los Angeles, Get Rid Of This For Me

While Alexander Skarsgard is on the east coast enjoying a legitimate vagina parade – And trust me, ladies, my heart also aches over today’s lack of Swedish Fuckinator shots. – here’s a not-ironically shirtless The Situation in Los Angeles where he genuinely believes he’s going to make it because MTV reality stars always go on… More »

UPDATE: The Situation Just Quit ‘Jersey Shore’

And the Baby Gap just got itself a new T-shirt model.

According to several photo agencies, these are apparently shots of The Situation storming off the set of Jersey Shore Wednesday afternoon and telling photographers, “It’s over,” and “Say goodbye to the bad guy.” Unlike when Vinny quit, producers haven’t immediately sold a… More »

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