Posts tagged "The Pizza Underground"

Don’t Interrupt Macaulay Culkin’s Kazoo Solo

When people ask me what I do for a living, most of the time I just lie and say I’m an abortion doctor because here’s the Internet’s top trending story right now which you’ll notice has nothing do with gun control, the disturbing influence of the men’s rights movement, or unchecked mental illness. Instead, it’…

The Superficial / May 27, 2014

Holy Shit, Macaulay Culkin’s Pizza Band Is Real?

There are so many things I want to say here, but I’m pretty sure if I was molested by Michael Jackson – “allegedly” – then dumped by Mila Kunis the second she stopped being blind, I’d have jumped off a building and shot myself in the face on the way down instead of just going…

The Superficial / December 16, 2013